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| 1 | +It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession |
| 2 | +of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. |
| 3 | + |
| 4 | +However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his |
| 5 | +first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds |
| 6 | +of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful |
| 7 | +property of some one or other of their daughters. |
| 8 | + |
| 9 | +"My dear Mr. Bennet," said his lady to him one day, "have you heard that |
| 10 | +Netherfield Park is let at last?" |
| 11 | + |
| 12 | +Mr. Bennet replied that he had not. |
| 13 | + |
| 14 | +"But it is," returned she; "for Mrs. Long has just been here, and she |
| 15 | +told me all about it." |
| 16 | + |
| 17 | +Mr. Bennet made no answer. |
| 18 | + |
| 19 | +"Do not you want to know who has taken it?" cried his wife impatiently. |
| 20 | + |
| 21 | +"_You_ want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it." |
| 22 | + |
| 23 | +This was invitation enough. |
| 24 | + |
| 25 | +"Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield is taken |
| 26 | +by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; that he came |
| 27 | +down on Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was so much |
| 28 | +delighted with it that he agreed with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is |
| 29 | +to take possession before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to be |
| 30 | +in the house by the end of next week." |
| 31 | + |
| 32 | +"What is his name?" |
| 33 | + |
| 34 | +"Bingley." |
| 35 | + |
| 36 | +"Is he married or single?" |
| 37 | + |
| 38 | +"Oh! single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four |
| 39 | +or five thousand a year. What a fine thing for our girls!" |
| 40 | + |
| 41 | +"How so? how can it affect them?" |
| 42 | + |
| 43 | +"My dear Mr. Bennet," replied his wife, "how can you be so tiresome! You |
| 44 | +must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them." |
| 45 | + |
| 46 | +"Is that his design in settling here?" |
| 47 | + |
| 48 | +"Design! nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he |
| 49 | +_may_ fall in love with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as |
| 50 | +soon as he comes." |
| 51 | + |
| 52 | +"I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may go, or you may send |
| 53 | +them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better, for as you are |
| 54 | +as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley might like you the best of the |
| 55 | +party." |
| 56 | + |
| 57 | +"My dear, you flatter me. I certainly _have_ had my share of beauty, but |
| 58 | +I do not pretend to be any thing extraordinary now. When a woman has |
| 59 | +five grown up daughters, she ought to give over thinking of her own |
| 60 | +beauty." |
| 61 | + |
| 62 | +"In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of." |
| 63 | + |
| 64 | +"But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he comes into |
| 65 | +the neighbourhood." |
| 66 | + |
| 67 | +"It is more than I engage for, I assure you." |
| 68 | + |
| 69 | +"But consider your daughters. Only think what an establishment it would |
| 70 | +be for one of them. Sir William and Lady Lucas are determined to go, |
| 71 | +merely on that account, for in general you know they visit no new |
| 72 | +comers. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for _us_ to visit |
| 73 | +him, if you do not." |
| 74 | + |
| 75 | +"You are over scrupulous surely. I dare say Mr. Bingley will be very |
| 76 | +glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my |
| 77 | +hearty consent to his marrying which ever he chuses of the girls; though |
| 78 | +I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy." |
| 79 | + |
| 80 | +"I desire you will do no such thing. Lizzy is not a bit better than the |
| 81 | +others; and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor half so |
| 82 | +good humoured as Lydia. But you are always giving _her_ the |
| 83 | +preference." |
| 84 | + |
| 85 | +"They have none of them much to recommend them," replied he; "they are |
| 86 | +all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of |
| 87 | +quickness than her sisters." |
| 88 | + |
| 89 | +"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take |
| 90 | +delight in vexing me. You have no compassion on my poor nerves." |
| 91 | + |
| 92 | +"You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They |
| 93 | +are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration |
| 94 | +these twenty years at least." |
| 95 | + |
| 96 | +"Ah! you do not know what I suffer." |
| 97 | + |
| 98 | +"But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many young men of four |
| 99 | +thousand a year come into the neighbourhood." |
| 100 | + |
| 101 | +"It will be no use to us, if twenty such should come since you will not |
| 102 | +visit them." |
| 103 | + |
| 104 | +"Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty, I will visit them |
| 105 | +all." |
| 106 | + |
| 107 | +Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour, |
| 108 | +reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three and twenty years had |
| 109 | +been insufficient to make his wife understand his character. _Her_ mind |
| 110 | +was less difficult to develope. She was a woman of mean understanding, |
| 111 | +little information, and uncertain temper. When she was discontented she |
| 112 | +fancied herself nervous. The business of her life was to get her |
| 113 | +daughters married; its solace was visiting and news. |
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