diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Mod/Entities/ISpeed.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Mod/Entities/ISpeed.cs
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b0d46a2f2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Mod/Entities/ISpeed.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+using System;
+using Microsoft.Xna.Framework;
+using Mono.Cecil;
+using MonoMod.InlineRT;
+
+namespace Celeste.Mod {
+    /// <summary>
+    /// </summary>
+    public interface ISpeed {
+        /// <summary>
+        /// </summary>
+        public Vector2 Speed { get; set; }
+    }
+}
+
+namespace MonoMod {
+
+    /// <summary>
+    /// Patch the given class to tack on the ISpeed interface
+    /// </summary>
+    [MonoModCustomAttribute(nameof(MonoModRules.PatchSpeedInterface))]
+    class PatchSpeedInterfaceAttribute : Attribute { }
+
+    static partial class MonoModRules {
+
+        public static void PatchSpeedInterface(ICustomAttributeProvider provider, CustomAttribute attrib) {
+            InterfaceImplementation i_ISpeed = new InterfaceImplementation(MonoModRule.Modder.FindType("Celeste.Mod.ISpeed"));
+
+            ((TypeDefinition) provider).Interfaces.Add(i_ISpeed);
+        }
+
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/MonoModRules.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/MonoModRules.cs
index d8f3bf84a..41ff5c83e 100644
--- a/Celeste.Mod.mm/MonoModRules.cs
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/MonoModRules.cs
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 using System.Reflection;
 using ICustomAttributeProvider = Mono.Cecil.ICustomAttributeProvider;
 using MethodAttributes = Mono.Cecil.MethodAttributes;
+using PropertyAttributes = Mono.Cecil.PropertyAttributes;
 
 namespace MonoMod {
 #region Helper Patch Attributes
@@ -23,6 +24,12 @@ class MakeEntryPointAttribute : Attribute { }
     [MonoModCustomMethodAttribute(nameof(MonoModRules.PatchInterface))]
     class PatchInterfaceAttribute : Attribute { }
 
+    /// <summary>
+    /// Helper for patching properties force-implemented by an interface
+    /// </summary>
+    [MonoModCustomMethodAttribute(nameof(MonoModRules.PatchInterfaceProperty))]
+    class PatchInterfacePropertyAttribute : Attribute { }
+
     /// <summary>
     /// Forcibly changes a given member's name.
     /// </summary>
@@ -228,6 +235,12 @@ public static void PatchInterface(MethodDefinition method, CustomAttribute attri
             method.Attributes |= flags;
         }
 
+        public static void PatchInterfaceProperty(PropertyDefinition property, CustomAttribute attrib) {
+            MethodAttributes flags = MethodAttributes.Virtual | MethodAttributes.Final | MethodAttributes.NewSlot;
+            if (property.GetMethod is {} @get) @get.Attributes |= flags;
+            if (property.SetMethod is {} @set) @set.Attributes |= flags;
+        }
+
         public static void ForceName(ICustomAttributeProvider cap, CustomAttribute attrib) {
             if (cap is IMemberDefinition member)
                 member.Name = (string) attrib.ConstructorArguments[0].Value;
diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Glider.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Glider.cs
index 4da373834..ae8d9333b 100644
--- a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Glider.cs
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Glider.cs
@@ -2,13 +2,18 @@
 #pragma warning disable CS0626 // Method, operator, or accessor is marked external and has no attributes on it
 #pragma warning disable CS0649 // Field is never assigned to, and will always have its default value
 
+using Celeste.Mod;
 using Microsoft.Xna.Framework;
 using MonoMod;
 
 namespace Celeste {
-    class patch_Glider : Glider {
+    [PatchSpeedInterface]
+    class patch_Glider : Glider, ISpeed {
         public patch_Holdable Hold; // avoids extra cast
 
+        [PatchInterfaceProperty]
+        Vector2 ISpeed.Speed { get => Speed; set => Speed = value; }
+
         public patch_Glider(Vector2 position, bool bubble, bool tutorial)
             : base(position, bubble, tutorial) {
         }
@@ -21,4 +26,4 @@ public void ctor(Vector2 position, bool bubble, bool tutorial) {
             Hold.SpeedSetter = (speed) => { Speed = speed; };
         }
     }
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}
diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Holdable.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Holdable.cs
index 481debb18..898f4dcf1 100644
--- a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Holdable.cs
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Holdable.cs
@@ -3,11 +3,16 @@
 using Microsoft.Xna.Framework;
 using MonoMod;
 using System;
+using Celeste.Mod;
 
 namespace Celeste {
-    class patch_Holdable : Holdable {
+    [PatchSpeedInterface]
+    class patch_Holdable : Holdable, ISpeed {
         public Action<Vector2> SpeedSetter;
 
+        [PatchInterfaceProperty]
+        public Vector2 Speed { get => GetSpeed(); set => SetSpeed(value); }
+
         [MonoModLinkTo("Celeste.Holdable", "System.Void .ctor(System.Single)")]
         [MonoModForceCall]
         [MonoModRemove]
diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/MoveBlock.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/MoveBlock.cs
index 237c67563..d254cf2b1 100644
--- a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/MoveBlock.cs
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/MoveBlock.cs
@@ -7,8 +7,10 @@
 using MonoMod.Cil;
 using MonoMod.InlineRT;
 using MonoMod.Utils;
+using Celeste.Mod;
 
 namespace Celeste {
+    [PatchSpeedInterface]
     class patch_MoveBlock : MoveBlock {
 
         public patch_MoveBlock(Vector2 position, int width, int height, MoveBlock.Directions direction, bool canSteer, bool fast)
@@ -19,6 +21,13 @@ public patch_MoveBlock(Vector2 position, int width, int height, MoveBlock.Direct
         [MonoModIgnore]
         [PatchMoveBlockController]
         private extern IEnumerator Controller();
+
+        class patch_Debris : ISpeed {
+            private Vector2 speed;
+
+            [PatchInterfaceProperty]
+            Vector2 ISpeed.Speed { get => speed; set => speed = value; }
+        }
     }
 }
 
diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Player.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Player.cs
index 8d8d1d2bc..327d0f229 100644
--- a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Player.cs
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Player.cs
@@ -20,7 +20,8 @@
 using _Player = Celeste.Player;
 
 namespace Celeste {
-    class patch_Player : Player {
+    [PatchSpeedInterface]
+    class patch_Player : Player, ISpeed {
 
         // We're effectively in Player, but still need to "expose" private fields to our mod.
         private bool wasDashB;
@@ -43,7 +44,6 @@ class patch_Player : Player {
             }
         }
 
-
         public bool IsIntroState {
             get {
                 int state = StateMachine.State;
@@ -51,6 +51,9 @@ public bool IsIntroState {
             }
         }
 
+        [PatchInterfaceProperty]
+        Vector2 ISpeed.Speed { get => Speed; set => Speed = value; }
+
         public patch_Player(Vector2 position, PlayerSpriteMode spriteMode)
             : base(position, spriteMode) {
             // no-op. MonoMod ignores this - we only need this to make the compiler shut up.
diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Seeker.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Seeker.cs
index 777f793e8..2a3b15a65 100644
--- a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Seeker.cs
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Seeker.cs
@@ -11,11 +11,15 @@
 using _Seeker = Celeste.Seeker;
 
 namespace Celeste {
-    public class patch_Seeker : Seeker {
+    [PatchSpeedInterface]
+    public class patch_Seeker : Seeker, ISpeed {
 
         // We're effectively in Seeker, but still need to "expose" private fields to our mod.
         private StateMachine State;
 
+        [PatchInterfaceProperty]
+        Vector2 ISpeed.Speed { get => Speed; set => Speed = value; }
+
         // no-op - only here to make
         public patch_Seeker(EntityData data, Vector2 offset)
             : base(data, offset) {
diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Solid.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Solid.cs
index 53c3d1502..d22a13f6a 100644
--- a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Solid.cs
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/Solid.cs
@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
-using Mono.Cecil;
+using Celeste.Mod;
+using Microsoft.Xna.Framework;
+using Mono.Cecil;
 using Mono.Cecil.Cil;
 using Monocle;
 using MonoMod;
@@ -8,22 +10,30 @@
 using System;
 
 namespace Celeste {
-    internal class patch_Solid {
+    [PatchSpeedInterface]
+    internal class patch_Solid : Solid, ISpeed {
+        [PatchInterfaceProperty]
+        Vector2 ISpeed.Speed { get => Speed; set => Speed = value; }
+
+        public patch_Solid(Vector2 position, float width, float height, bool safe) : base(position, width, height, safe) {
+            // no-op. MonoMod ignores this - we only need this to make the compiler shut up.
+        }
+
         [MonoModIgnore]
         [PatchSolidAwake]
-        public extern void Awake(Scene scene);
+        public extern new void Awake(Scene scene);
         
         [MonoModIgnore]
         [ForceNoInlining]
-        public extern bool HasPlayerClimbing();
+        public extern new bool HasPlayerClimbing();
         
         [MonoModIgnore]
         [ForceNoInlining]
-        public extern bool HasPlayerOnTop();
+        public extern new bool HasPlayerOnTop();
         
         [MonoModIgnore]
         [ForceNoInlining]
-        public extern bool HasPlayerRider();
+        public extern new bool HasPlayerRider();
     }
 }
 
diff --git a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/TheoCrystal.cs b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/TheoCrystal.cs
index 78c3765b4..d82ba9289 100644
--- a/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/TheoCrystal.cs
+++ b/Celeste.Mod.mm/Patches/TheoCrystal.cs
@@ -2,13 +2,18 @@
 #pragma warning disable CS0626 // Method, operator, or accessor is marked external and has no attributes on it
 #pragma warning disable CS0649 // Field is never assigned to, and will always have its default value
 
+using Celeste.Mod;
 using Microsoft.Xna.Framework;
 using MonoMod;
 
 namespace Celeste {
-    class patch_TheoCrystal : TheoCrystal {
+    [PatchSpeedInterface]
+    class patch_TheoCrystal : TheoCrystal, ISpeed {
         public patch_Holdable Hold; // avoids extra cast
 
+        [PatchInterfaceProperty]
+        Vector2 ISpeed.Speed { get => Speed; set => Speed = value; }
+
         public patch_TheoCrystal(EntityData data, Vector2 offset) 
             : base(data, offset) {
         }
@@ -21,4 +26,4 @@ public void ctor(Vector2 position) {
             Hold.SpeedSetter = (speed) => { Speed = speed; };
         }
     }
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}