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Update comic rendering pipeline
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‎cast/characters.ts‎

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'plain stick body',
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'neutral posture'
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],
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behaviors: [
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'asks one dangerously underspecified question',
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'points at the wrong abstraction',
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'mistakes a symptom for the root cause'
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],
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idea_space: [
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'requirements gaps',
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'ambiguous prompts',
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'production surprises'
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],
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drawable_features: [
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'round head with expressive brows',
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'pointing arm',
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'worried sweat mark'
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],
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sample_image: '/cast/samples/user.svg'
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},
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{
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'minimal stick body',
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'cloud thought bubble for internal logs'
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],
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behaviors: [
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'shows a compact internal log trail',
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'confidently optimizes the wrong objective',
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'turns uncertainty into plausible procedure'
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],
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idea_space: [
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'inference drift',
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'tool calling mistakes',
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'context loss',
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'reward hacking'
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],
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drawable_features: [
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'square robot head',
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'antenna',
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'monospace thought bubble',
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'robot eyes and mouth'
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],
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sample_image: '/cast/samples/robot.svg'
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},
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{
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id: 'simon',
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name: 'Simon',
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role: 'BOFH system administrator',
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description: 'Stick figure with a fedora and a grey goatee. Arrives late, judges instantly, and ends scenes with one-line operational truth.',
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description: 'Stick figure with square glasses, a fedora, and a grey goatee. Arrives late, judges instantly, and ends scenes with one-line operational truth.',
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voice: 'Dry, cynical, and surgically concise.',
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visual_traits: [
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'fedora',
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'square glasses',
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'grey goatee',
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'deadpan posture'
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],
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behaviors: [
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'corrects the premise in one sentence',
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'refuses magical thinking',
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'names the operational failure everyone is avoiding'
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],
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idea_space: [
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'postmortems',
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'access control',
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'on-call reality',
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'logs versus facts'
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],
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drawable_features: [
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'square glasses',
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'fedora brim',
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'grey goatee',
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'flat deadpan mouth'
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],
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sample_image: '/cast/samples/simon.svg'
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},
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{
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'animated arm pose',
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'boardroom energy'
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],
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behaviors: [
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'turns an outage into a KPI',
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'asks for autonomy without ownership',
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'treats dashboards as reality'
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],
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idea_space: [
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'AI strategy decks',
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'cost theater',
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'meeting artifacts',
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'risk laundering'
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],
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drawable_features: [
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'tie',
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'raised arms',
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'smug smile',
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'slide deck or status table'
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],
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sample_image: '/cast/samples/boss.svg'
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},
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{
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'raised claws',
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'background cameo'
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],
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behaviors: [
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'silently appears where memory safety matters',
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'signals panic by raising claws',
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'acts as a tiny systems-level conscience'
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],
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idea_space: [
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'memory safety',
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'ownership',
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'compiler errors',
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'fearless concurrency'
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],
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drawable_features: [
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'small crab body',
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'claws',
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'tiny eyes',
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'panic marks'
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],
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sample_image: '/cast/samples/ferris.svg'
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},
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{
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id: 'tux',
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name: 'Tux',
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role: 'Linux penguin infra mascot',
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description: 'A compact black-and-white penguin with a white belly, flipper arms, and tiny feet. Calmly represents Linux, kernels, packages, filesystems, and server pragmatism.',
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voice: 'Calm, literal, and command-line practical.',
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visual_traits: [
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'penguin silhouette',
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'white belly',
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'flipper arms',
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'small feet'
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],
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behaviors: [
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'reduces drama to a shell command',
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'cares about permissions, packages, kernels, and filesystems',
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'stares blankly at cloud abstractions that forgot the host'
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],
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idea_space: [
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'Linux permissions',
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'package managers',
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'systemd timers',
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'kernel limits',
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'filesystem reality'
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],
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drawable_features: [
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'black penguin outline',
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'white belly oval',
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'flippers',
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'small feet',
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'beak'
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],
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sample_image: '/cast/samples/tux.svg'
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},
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{
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id: 'python',
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name: 'Python',
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role: 'Python snake runtime',
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description: 'A long snake character with a forked tongue and looped body. Friendly until dependency resolution, virtual environments, or whitespace semantics enter the panel.',
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voice: 'Helpful, sly, and slightly too comfortable with dynamic behavior.',
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visual_traits: [
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'curving snake body',
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'forked tongue',
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'small expressive eyes',
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'looped posture'
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],
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behaviors: [
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'wraps around dependencies or stack traces',
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'suggests a tiny script that becomes infrastructure',
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'makes dynamic behavior sound reasonable'
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],
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idea_space: [
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'virtual environments',
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'dependency pins',
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'notebooks in production',
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'indentation',
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'runtime surprises'
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],
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drawable_features: [
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'curving snake path',
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'forked tongue',
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'round eyes',
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'coiled tail',
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'tiny frown or grin'
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],
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sample_image: '/cast/samples/python.svg'
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},
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{
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id: 'kube_captain',
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name: 'Kubernetes Captain',
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role: 'container orchestration pirate captain',
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description: 'A Kubernetes-themed captain with a pirate captain hat, peg leg, and swagger. Talks in nautical orchestration metaphors without losing technical specificity.',
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voice: 'Commanding, nautical, and alarmingly comfortable with YAML.',
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visual_traits: [
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'pirate captain hat',
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'peg leg',
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'captain coat',
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'orchestration swagger'
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],
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behaviors: [
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'orders pods around like a nervous crew',
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'blames YAML, probes, and rollout strategy before admitting mutiny',
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'turns cluster incidents into nautical chain-of-command problems'
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],
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idea_space: [
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'pods',
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'deployments',
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'readiness probes',
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'rollouts',
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'service meshes',
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'cluster drift'
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],
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drawable_features: [
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'large pirate captain hat',
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'peg leg',
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'coat outline',
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'pointing captain arm',
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'tiny ship-wheel or pod label'
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],
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sample_image: '/cast/samples/kube-captain.svg'
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}
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] as const;
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‎functions/api/vote.ts‎

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const comic = await env.DB.prepare(
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'SELECT day FROM comics WHERE day = ?'
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'SELECT day, model_a, model_b FROM comics WHERE day = ?'
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).bind(body.day).first();
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if (!comic) {
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return Response.json({
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success: true,
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selected: {
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variant: body.variant,
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model: body.variant === 'a' ? comic.model_a : comic.model_b
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},
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votes: { a: votesA, b: votesB }
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});
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