acronym.json

{
    "$": "dollar",
    "%": "percentage",
    "&": "and",
    "&amp": "and",
    "*g*": "grin",
    "*s*": "smile",
    "1st": "first",
    "2nd": "second",
    "3rd": "third",
    "4th": "fourth",
    "2MORO": "Tomorrow",
    "2MORROW": "Tomorrow",
    "2dae": "Today",
    "2day": "today",
    "2fight": "fight",
    "2gether": "Together",
    "2gethr": "together",
    "2getr": "Together",
    "2head": "head",
    "2hear": "hear",
    "2maro": "Tomorrow",
    "2marrow": "tomorrow",
    "2mmrw": "Tomorrow",
    "2mo": "Tomorrow",
    "2mora": "Tomorrow",
    "2moro": "Tomorrow",
    "2morow": "Tomorrow",
    "2morro": "Tomorrow",
    "2morrow": "Tommorrow",
    "2morrrow": "tomorrow",
    "2moz": "Tomorrow",
    "2mozz": "Tomorrow",
    "2mro": "Tomorrow",
    "2mrw": "tomorrow",
    "2night": "Tonight",
    "2nite": "Tonight",
    "2nyt": "Tonight",
    "2one": "one",
    "2sday": "Tuesday",
    "2sum": "sum",
    "2tali": "Totally",
    "3kids": "kids",
    "3weeks": "weeks",
    "4ever": "Forever",
    "4evr": "Forever",
    "4g8": "Forget",
    "4gai": "Forget about it",
    "4geit": "Forget it",
    "4get": "Forget",
    "4getu": "Forget you",
    "4give": "Forgive",
    "4got": "Forgot",
    "4gv": "Forgive",
    "4head": "Forehead",
    "4lunch": "lunch",
    "4work": "work",
    "5months": "months",
    "5others": "others",
    "7seconds": "second",
    "@": "at",
    "A/S/L": "Age/sex/location",
    "AAF": "As a matter of fact",
    "AAMOF": "As a matter of fact",
    "AAMOI": "As a matter of interest",
    "AAP": "Always a pleasure",
    "AAR": "At any rate",
    "ABT": "About",
    "ACDNT": "Accident",
    "ACK": "Acknowledge",
    "ACPT": "Accept",
    "ACQSTN": "Acquisition",
    "ADAD": "Another day, another dollar",
    "ADBB": "All done, bye-bye",
    "ADDY": "Address",
    "ADIH": "Another day in hell",
    "ADIP": "Another day in paradise",
    "ADMIN": "Administrator",
    "ADMINR": "Administrator",
    "ADN": "Any day now",
    "ADR": "Address",
    "ADRS": "Address",
    "AEAP": "As early as possible",
    "AFAIAA": "As far as I am aware",
    "AFAIC": "As far as I am concerned",
    "AFAIK": "As far as I know",
    "AFAIUI": "As far as I understand it",
    "AFAP": "As far as possible",
    "AFK": "Away from keyboard",
    "AFZ": "Acronym Free Zone",
    "AIGHT": "Alright",
    "AKA": "Also known as",
    "ALCON": "All concerned",
    "ALOL": "Actually laughing out loud",
    "AMAP": "As much as possible",
    "AMOF": "As a matter of fact",
    "ASAP": "As soon as possible",
    "ASL": "Age/sex/location",
    "ASLA": "Age/sex/location/availability",
    "AT": "At your terminal",
    "ATB": "All the best",
    "ATM": "At the moment",
    "ATSITS": "All the stars in the sky",
    "ATSL": "Along the same line (or lines)",
    "AWC": "After awhile crocodile",
    "AWESO": "Awesome",
    "AWOL": "Away without leaving",
    "AYDY": "Are you done yet?",
    "AYEC": "At your earliest convenience",
    "AYOR": "At your own risk",
    "AYS": "Are you serious?",
    "AYSOS": "Are you stupid or something?",
    "AYT": "Are you there?",
    "AYTMTB": "And you_re telling me this because",
    "AYV": "Are you vertical?",
    "AZN": "Asian",
    "B-DAY": "Birthday",
    "B/C": "Because",
    "B2W": "Back to work",
    "B4": "Before",
    "B4N": "Bye for now",
    "BAK": "Back at keyboard",
    "BASOR": "Breathing a sigh of relief",
    "BAU": "Business as usual",
    "BAY": "Back at ya",
    "BBIAB": "Be back in a bit",
    "BBIAF": "Be back in a few",
    "BBIAM": "Be back in a minute",
    "BBIAS": "Be back in a sec",
    "BBL": "Be back later",
    "BBN": "Bye, bye now",
    "BBQ": "Barbeque, \u00d2Ownage\u00d3, shooting score/frag (online gaming)",
    "BBS": "Be back soon",
    "BBT": "Be back tomorrow",
    "BC": "Be cool",
    "BCOS": "Because",
    "BCOZ": "Because",
    "BD": "Big deal",
    "BDAY": "Birthday",
    "BDN": "Big darn number",
    "BF": "Best friend",
    "BFAW": "Best friend at work",
    "BFF": "Best friends forever",
    "BFFL": "Best friends for life",
    "BFN": "Bye for now",
    "BGWM": "Be gentle with me",
    "BHL8": "Be home late",
    "BIB": "Boss is back",
    "BIBO": "Beer in, beer out",
    "BIF": "Before I forget",
    "BIH": "Burn in hell",
    "BIL": "Brother in law",
    "BION": "Believe it or not",
    "BIOYA": "Blow it out your *a*",
    "BIOYN": "Blow it out your nose",
    "BISFLATM": "Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey! (unverified)",
    "BITMT": "But in the meantime",
    "BL": "Belly laugh",
    "BLNT": "Better luck next time",
    "BM": "Bite me",
    "BM&Y": "Between me and you",
    "BME": "Based on my experience",
    "BOB": "Back off *buddy*",
    "BOE": "Meaning \u00d2bind on equip\u00d3 (online gaming)",
    "BOL": "Best of luck",
    "BOLO": "Be on the look out",
    "BOOMS": "Bored out of my skull",
    "BOP": "Meaning \u00d2bind on pickup\u00d3 (online gaming)",
    "BOSMKL": "Bending over smacking my knee laughing",
    "BOT": "Back on topic",
    "BOYF": "Boyfriend",
    "BPLM": "Big person little mind",
    "BRB": "Be right back",
    "BRBB": "Be right back *babe*",
    "BRD": "Bored",
    "BRH": "Be right here",
    "BRNC": "Be right back, nature calls",
    "BRT": "Be right there",
    "BSF": "But seriously folks",
    "BSOD": "Blue screen of death",
    "BSTS": "Better safe than sorry",
    "BTW": "By the way",
    "BWL": "Bursting with laughter",
    "BYOB": "Bring your own beer",
    "BYOC": "Bring your own computer",
    "BYTM": "Better you than me",
    "C4N": "Ciao for now",
    "CAM": "Camera (SMS)",
    "CB": "Coffee break",
    "CFS": "Care for secret?",
    "CIAO": "Good-bye (Italian word)",
    "CICO": "Coffee in, coffee out",
    "CMON": "Come on",
    "COS": "Because",
    "CR8": "Create",
    "CRB": "Come right back",
    "CU": "See you",
    "CU2": "See you too",
    "CUL": "See you later",
    "CYA": "See you",
    "DC": "Disconnect",
    "DIY": "Do it yourself",
    "DM": "Direct message",
    "DNC": "Do not compute",
    "DNR": "Dinner",
    "DNT": "Don_t",
    "E1": "Everyone",
    "EOD": "End of day",
    "EOM": "End of message",
    "EOS": "End of show",
    "EOT": "End of transmission",
    "ETA": "Estimated time of arrival",
    "F2F": "Face to face",
    "FAF": "Funny as *freak*",
    "FAQ": "Frequently asked questions",
    "FC": "Fingers crossed",
    "FOAF": "Friend of a friend",
    "FTW": "For the win",
    "FWRD": "Forward",
    "FYA": "For your amusement",
    "FYI": "For your information",
    "G/F": "Girlfriend",
    "G2CU": "Good to see you",
    "G2G": "Got to go",
    "G2R": "Got to run",
    "GF": "Girl friend",
    "GFN": "Gone for now",
    "GG": "Gotta Go",
    "GNIGHT": "Good night",
    "GNITE": "Good night",
    "GR8": "Great",
    "GRATZ": "Congratulations",
    "GRL": "Girl",
    "GTG": "Got to go",
    "GTRM": "Going to read mail",
    "GTSY": "Great (or good) to see you",
    "GUD": "Good",
    "H-BDAY": "Happy Birthday",
    "H8": "Hate",
    "H8TTU": "Hate to be you",
    "HAG1": "Have a good one",
    "HAK": "Hug and kiss",
    "HV": "Have",
    "IA8": "I already ate",
    "IDUNNO": "I don_t know",
    "IFYP": "I feel your pain",
    "IG2R": "I got to run",
    "ILU": "I love you",
    "ILUM": "I love you man",
    "ILY": "I love you",
    "IM": "Instant message",
    "IMAO": "In my arrogant opinion",
    "IMHO": "In my humble opinion",
    "IMO": "In my opinion",
    "IMS": "I am sorry",
    "IMSB": "I am so bored",
    "IMTM": "I am the man",
    "IMU": "I miss u (you)",
    "IOW": "In other words",
    "IRL": "In real life",
    "IUSS": "If you say so",
    "IWALU": "I will always love you",
    "JMO": "Just my opinion",
    "JP": "Just playing",
    "L8R": "Later",
    "LHO": "Laughing head off",
    "LIC": "Like I care",
    "LIK": "Meaning liquor",
    "LMBO": "Laughing my butt off",
    "LMFAO": "Laughing my freaking *a* off",
    "LMIRL": "Lets meet in real life",
    "LMK": "Let me know",
    "LOL": "Laughing out loud",
    "M8": "Mate",
    "MOS": "Mother over shoulder",
    "MOSS": "Member of same sex",
    "MSG": "Message",
    "MTF": "More to follow",
    "MUSM": "Miss you so much",
    "MYO": "Mind your own (business)",
    "MYOB": "Mind your own business",
    "N1": "Nice one",
    "NE1": "Anyone",
    "NLT": "No later than",
    "NMH": "Not much here",
    "NMU": "Not much, you?",
    "NO1": "No one",
    "NP": "No problem",
    "NTHING": "Nothing (SMS)",
    "NVM": "Never mind",
    "NVR": "Never",
    "NWO": "No way out",
    "O4U": "Only for you",
    "OIC": "Oh, I see",
    "OMG": "Oh my God",
    "OMGYG2BK": "Oh my God, you got to be kidding",
    "OMW": "On my way",
    "ONL": "Online",
    "OOC": "Out of character",
    "OOH": "Out of here",
    "OOTD": "One of these days",
    "OOTO": "Out of the office",
    "ORLY": "Oh really?",
    "OTB": "Off to bed",
    "OTFL": "On the floor laughing",
    "OTL": "Out to lunch",
    "OTOH": "On the other hand",
    "OTP": "On the phone",
    "OTTOMH": "Off the top of my head",
    "OTW": "Off to work",
    "OVA": "Over",
    "OYO": "On your own",
    "P2P": "Peer to peer",
    "PCM": "Please call me",
    "PIC": "Picture",
    "PIP": "Peeing in pants (laughing hard)",
    "PISS": "Put in some sugar",
    "PL8": "Plate",
    "PLD": "Played",
    "PLMK": "Please let me know",
    "PLS": "Please",
    "PLU": "People like us",
    "PLZ": "Please",
    "PM": "Private Message",
    "POV": "Point of view",
    "PPL": "People",
    "PRT": "Party",
    "PRW": "People/parents are watching",
    "PSOS": "Parent standing over shoulder",
    "PXT": "Please explain that",
    "PZA": "Pizza",
    "QIK": "Quick",
    "R8": "Rate (SMS)",
    "RBAY": "Right back at you",
    "RIP": "Rest in peace",
    "RLY": "Really",
    "RME": "Rolling my eyes",
    "RMLB": "Read my lips baby",
    "ROFL": "Rolling on floor laughing",
    "ROFLCOPTER": "Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around",
    "ROFLMAO": "Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off",
    "ROTFL": "Rolling on the floor laughing",
    "ROTFLUTS": "Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak",
    "RU": "Are you?",
    "RUOK": "Are you okay?",
    "RUT": "Are u (you) there?",
    "RX": "Regards",
    "S2R": "Send to receive (meaning send me your picture to get mine)",
    "S2S": "Sorry to say",
    "SK8": "Skate",
    "SK8NG": "Skating",
    "SK8R": "Skater",
    "SOAB": "Son of a *B*",
    "SOL": "Sooner or later",
    "SOS": "Meaning help",
    "SRSLY": "Seriously",
    "SRY": "Sorry",
    "SSDD": "Same stuff, different day",
    "SSIF": "So stupid it_s funny",
    "SSINF": "So stupid it_s not funny",
    "ST&D": "Stop texting and drive",
    "STFU": "Shut the *freak* up",
    "STR8": "Straight",
    "STW": "Search the Web",
    "SYL": "See you later",
    "SYS": "See you soon",
    "T4BU": "Thanks for being you",
    "TBC": "To be continued",
    "THNQ": "Thank you",
    "THNX": "Thanks",
    "THX": "Thanks",
    "TOU": "Thinking of you",
    "UR": "Your / You're",
    "VIP": "Very important person",
    "VRY": "Very",
    "W3": "WWW",
    "W8": "Wait",
    "WAH": "Working at home",
    "WRK": "Work",
    "WTF": "What the *freak* ?",
    "WTG": "Way to go",
    "WTH": "What the heck?",
    "XLNT": "Excellent",
    "XME": "Excuse Me",
    "XOXOXO": "Hugs & Kisses",
    "Y2K": "You_re too kind",
    "YA": "Your",
    "a$$": "ass",
    "a&f;": "always and forever",
    "a'ight": "alright",
    "a.i.m.": "aol instant messanger",
    "a.m.": "am",
    "a/l": "age and location",
    "a/m": "away message",
    "a/s/l": "age,sex,location",
    "a/s/l/p": "age/sex/location/picture",
    "a/s/l/r": "age, sex, location, race",
    "a1supplements": "supplements",
    "a1t": "anyone there",
    "a3": "anyplace, anywhere, anytime",
    "aaaaa": "american assosciation against acronym abuse",
    "aabf": "as a best friend",
    "aactually": "actually",
    "aaf": "as a friend",
    "aak": "alive and kicking",
    "aamof": "as a matter of fact",
    "aatf": "always and totally forever",
    "aatw": "all around the world",
    "abd": "already been done",
    "abend": "absent by enforced net deprivation",
    "abft": "about laughing time",
    "abooout": "about",
    "aboot": "about",
    "abouut": "about",
    "abreev": "abbreviation",
    "absnt": "absent",
    "absoulutly": "absolutely",
    "abt": "about",
    "abwt": "about",
    "acc": "account",
    "accdg": "accdg",
    "acct": "account",
    "acgaf": "absolutely couldn't give a laugh",
    "ack": "acknowledged",
    "ackward": "awkward",
    "acounts": "accounts",
    "adamsonians": "adamsonians",
    "addded": "added",
    "addy": "address",
    "adhd": "attention deficit hyperactivity disorder",
    "adl": "all day long",
    "admin": "administrator",
    "administr": "administer",
    "adn": "any day now",
    "adrs": "Address",
    "aeap": "as early as possible",
    "af": "assface",
    "afaiaa": "as far as i am aware",
    "afaic": "as far as i'm concerned",
    "afaicr": "as far as i can remember",
    "afaics": "as far as i can see",
    "afaict": "as far as i can tell",
    "afaik": "as far as i know",
    "afair": "as far as i recall",
    "afaiu": "as far as i understand",
    "afc": "away from computer",
    "afcpmgo": "away from computer parents may go on",
    "affectees": "affectees",
    "afg": "away from game",
    "afk": "away from keyboard",
    "afkb": "away from keyboard",
    "agn": "again",
    "ah": "ass hole",
    "ahalf": "half",
    "ahole": "asshole",
    "ai": "artificial intelligence",
    "aiadw": "all in a days work",
    "aiamu": "and i'm a monkey's uncle",
    "aicmfp": "and i claim my five pounds",
    "aight": "alright",
    "aightz": "alright",
    "aiic": "as if i care",
    "aiid": "and if i did",
    "aiight": "all right",
    "aim": "aol instant messanger",
    "ain't": "am not",
    "aite": "alright",
    "aitr": "adult in the room",
    "aiui": "as i understand it",
    "aiws": "as i was saying",
    "ajax": "asynchronous javascript and xml",
    "ajirni": "ajirni",
    "aka": "also known as",
    "akp": "alexander king project",
    "akpcep": "alexander king project cultural engineering project",
    "alabam": "alabama",
    "alays": "always",
    "alaytm": "as long as you tell me",
    "albume": "album",
    "albumm": "album",
    "albumn": "album",
    "albumu": "album",
    "alhamdhu": "alhamdhu lillah",
    "allahumma": "allahumma",
    "allerqic": "allergic",
    "allowence": "allowance",
    "alol": "actually laughing out loud",
    "alongg": "along",
    "alot": "a lot",
    "alotbsol": "always look on the bright side of life",
    "alraedy": "already",
    "alrdy": "already",
    "alright": "all right",
    "alrite": "alright",
    "alrt": "alright",
    "alryt": "alright",
    "ama": "ask me anything",
    "amamos": "ammo",
    "amazinger": "amazing",
    "amazinggg": "amazing",
    "ambas": "ambassador",
    "ambulence": "ambulance",
    "amember": "member",
    "amf": "adios motherlaugher",
    "amiic": "ask me if i care",
    "amiigaf": "ask me if i give a laugh",
    "aml": "all my love",
    "ammounts": "amounts",
    "amoung": "among",
    "ams": "ask me something",
    "amsp": "ask me something personal",
    "andersson": "anderson",
    "anfgf": "anfgf",
    "anim8": "animate",
    "anl": "all night long",
    "anlsx": "anal sex",
    "annoyingg": "annoying",
    "anon": "anonymous",
    "answerin": "answering",
    "antibotics": "antibiotics",
    "antigonish": "antagonist",
    "anuda": "another",
    "anw": "anyways",
    "anwwi": "alright now where was i",
    "any1": "anyone",
    "anythingrt": "anything",
    "anywaaay": "anyway",
    "anywaz": "anyways",
    "anywys": "anyway",
    "anyyone": "anyone",
    "aob": "any other business",
    "aoc": "age of consent",
    "aoe": "age of empires",
    "aon": "all or nothing",
    "aos": "adult over shoulder",
    "aota": "all of the above",
    "aoto": "amen on that one",
    "aoys": "angel on your shoulder",
    "aperantly": "apparently",
    "api": "application program interface",
    "apoc": "apocalypse",
    "apod": "another point of discussion",
    "apoiam": "apoiam",
    "app": "application",
    "apparentally": "apparently",
    "appened": "happened",
    "apprciate": "appreciate",
    "approa": "approach",
    "appt": "appointment",
    "aprece8": "appreciate",
    "apreci8": "appreciate",
    "aproval": "approval",
    "apu": "as per usual",
    "aqap": "as quick as possible",
    "ar": "are",
    "arcserve": "reserve",
    "arnd": "around",
    "arreee": "are",
    "arse": "ass",
    "arsed": "bothered",
    "arvo": "afternoon",
    "asafp": "as soon as laughing possible",
    "asaik": "as soon as i know",
    "asain": "asian",
    "asap": "as soon as possible",
    "asarbambtaa": "all submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.",
    "asbmaetp": "acronyms should be memorable and easy to pronounce",
    "ase": "age, sex, ethnicity",
    "asean": "association of southeast asian nations",
    "asf": "and so forth",
    "ashl": "asshole",
    "ashole": "asshole",
    "asic": "application specific integrated circuit",
    "asl": "age, sex, location",
    "aslo": "age sex location orientation",
    "aslop": "age sex location orientation picture",
    "aslp": "age, sex, location, picture",
    "aslr": "age sex location race",
    "aslrp": "age, sex, location, race, picture",
    "asr": "age sex race",
    "assclowns": "assclown",
    "asshle": "asshole",
    "assholish": "asshole",
    "astaghfirullah": "i ask allah forgiveness",
    "atb": "all the best",
    "ater": "after",
    "atfp": "answer the laughing phone",
    "atl": "atlanta",
    "atlantaa": "atlanta",
    "atlantica": "atlantic",
    "atm": "at the moment",
    "ato": "against the odds",
    "atop": "at time of posting",
    "atp": "answer the phone",
    "atq": "answer the question",
    "atracted": "attracted",
    "atst": "at the same time",
    "attackkk": "attack",
    "attitudeee": "attitude",
    "attn": "attention",
    "attotp": "at the time of this post",
    "atw": "all the way",
    "aty": "according to you",
    "audy": "are you done yet?",
    "aufm": "are you laughing mental",
    "aufsm": "are you laughing shiting me",
    "aup": "acceptable use policy",
    "av7x": "avenged sevenfold",
    "aven": "avenue",
    "avgn": "angry video game nerd",
    "avie": "avatar",
    "avsb": "a very special boy",
    "avtr": "avatar",
    "avvie": "avatar",
    "avy": "avatar",
    "awb": "acquaintance with benefits",
    "awes": "awesome",
    "aweseome": "awesome",
    "awit": "wait",
    "awk": "awkward",
    "awnsers": "answers",
    "awol": "absent without leave",
    "awsic": "and why should i care",
    "awsm": "awesome",
    "awsome": "awesome",
    "ayagob": "are you a girl or boy",
    "ayb": "all your base",
    "aybab2m": "all your base are belong 2 me",
    "aybab2u": "all your base are belong to us",
    "aybabtg": "all your base are belong to google",
    "aybabtu": "all your base are belong to us",
    "ayc": "awaiting your comments",
    "ayd": "are you done",
    "aydy": "are you done yet",
    "ayec": "at your earliest convenience",
    "ayfk": "are you laughing kidding",
    "ayfkm": "are you laughing kidding me",
    "ayfr": "are you for real",
    "ayfs": "are you laughing serious",
    "ayk": "are you kidding",
    "aykm": "are you kidding me",
    "ayl": "are you listening",
    "aymf": "are you my friend",
    "ayok": "are you okay",
    "aypi": "and your point is",
    "ays": "are you serious",
    "aysm": "are you shitting me?",
    "ayst": "are you still there",
    "ayt": "are you there",
    "ayte": "alright",
    "aytf": "are you there laugher",
    "ayty": "are you there yet",
    "ayw": "as you wish",
    "azhol": "asshole",
    "azn": "asian",
    "azz": "ass",
    "b&": "banned",
    "b'day": "birthday",
    "b-cuz": "because",
    "b-day": "birthday",
    "b.f.f.": "best friend forever",
    "b.s.": "bullshit",
    "b/c": "because",
    "b/cos": "because",
    "b/g": "background",
    "b/s/l": "bisexual/straight/lesbian",
    "b/t": "between",
    "b/w": "between",
    "b00n": "new person",
    "b00t": "boot",
    "b0rked": "broken",
    "b1tch": "bitch",
    "b2b": "business to business",
    "b2u": "back to you",
    "b2w": "back to work",
    "b3": "be",
    "b4": "before",
    "b4n": "bye for now",
    "b4u": "before you",
    "b4ug": "before you go",
    "b4ul": "before you leave",
    "b8": "bait",
    "b82rez": "batteries",
    "b8rez": "batteries",
    "b@": "banned",
    "bab": "big ass boobs",
    "babi": "baby",
    "backbreaker": "backpacker",
    "backloggery": "backlog",
    "bacons": "bacon",
    "badhega": "badhega",
    "bae": "before anyone else",
    "baf": "bring a friend",
    "baggkyko": "be a good girl, keep your knickers on",
    "bagyo": "bagyo",
    "bah": "i don't really care",
    "bai": "bye",
    "bak": "back",
    "bakk": "back",
    "balz": "balls",
    "bamf": "bad ass mother laugher",
    "bamofo": "bitch ass mother laugher",
    "bandwaggon": "bandwagon",
    "bangalter": "bangalore",
    "bann": "ban",
    "barelyy": "barely",
    "basment": "basement",
    "battl": "battle",
    "bau": "back at you",
    "bb": "bye bye",
    "bb4h": "bros before hoes",
    "bb4n": "bye-bye for now",
    "bbbj": "bare back blow job",
    "bbe": "baby",
    "bbf": "best boy friend",
    "bbfn": "bye bye for now",
    "bbfs": "best boyfriends",
    "bbfu": "be back for you",
    "bbg": "baby girl",
    "bbi": "baby",
    "bbiab": "be back in a bit",
    "bbiaf": "be back in a few",
    "bbialb": "be back in a little bit",
    "bbiam": "be back in a minute",
    "bbias": "be back in a second",
    "bbiaw": "be back in a while",
    "bbifs": "be back in a few seconds",
    "bbilb": "be back in a little bit",
    "bbilfm": "be back in like five minutes",
    "bbim": "be back in minute",
    "bbk": "be back, ok?",
    "bbl": "be back later",
    "bbl8a": "be back later",
    "bblig": "be back later i guess",
    "bbm": "blackberry messenger",
    "bbml": "be back much later",
    "bbn": "be back never",
    "bbol": "be back online later",
    "bbout": "bout",
    "bbp": "banned by parents",
    "bbq": "be back quick",
    "bbrs": "be back really soon",
    "bbs": "be back soon",
    "bbsts": "be back some time soon",
    "bbt": "be back tomorrow",
    "bbtn": "be back tonite",
    "bbut": "but",
    "bbvl": "be back very later",
    "bbw": "be back whenever",
    "bbwb": "best buddy with boobs",
    "bbwe": "be back whenever",
    "bbwl": "be back way later",
    "bby": "baby",
    "bbz": "babes",
    "bc": "because",
    "bch": "bitch",
    "bck": "back",
    "bcnu": "be seeing you",
    "bcnul8r": "be seeing you later",
    "bcoz": "because",
    "bcurl8": "because you're late.",
    "bcuz": "because",
    "bd": "birthday",
    "bday": "birthday",
    "bdayy": "day",
    "bdfl": "benevolent dictator for life",
    "be4": "before",
    "beatch": "bitch",
    "bebe": "baby",
    "becaus": "because",
    "becos": "because",
    "becoz": "because",
    "becuse": "because",
    "becuz": "because",
    "beech": "bitch",
    "beeeautiful": "beautiful",
    "beeoch": "bitch",
    "beeting": "beating",
    "beezy": "bitch",
    "beilieve": "believe",
    "benfit": "benefit",
    "beome": "become",
    "beotch": "bitch",
    "besos": "kisses",
    "bestie": "best friend",
    "betch": "bitch",
    "betcha": "bet you",
    "betches": "bitches",
    "bettr": "better",
    "bewb": "boob",
    "bewbs": "boobs",
    "bewbz": "boobs",
    "bewt": "boot",
    "beyatch": "bitch",
    "beyotch": "bitch",
    "bezzie": "best friend",
    "bf": "boyfriend",
    "bf's": "boyfriend's",
    "bf+gf": "boyfriend and girlfriend",
    "bf4e": "best friends for ever",
    "bf4eva": "best friends forever",
    "bf4l": "best friends for life",
    "bfam": "brother from another mother",
    "bfd": "big laughing deal",
    "bfe": "bum laugh egypt",
    "bff": "best friend forever",
    "bffa": "best friends for always",
    "bffaa": "best friends forever and always",
    "bffae": "best friends forever and ever",
    "bffaw": "best friends for a while",
    "bffe": "best friends forever",
    "bffeae": "best friend for ever and ever",
    "bffene": "best friends for ever and ever",
    "bffl": "best friends for life",
    "bffn": "best friends for now",
    "bfftddup": "best friends forever till death do us part",
    "bfg": "big laughing gun",
    "bfh": "bitch from hell",
    "bfhd": "big fat hairy deal",
    "bfitww": "best friend in the whole world",
    "bfn": "bye for now",
    "bfs": "boyfriends",
    "bft": "big laughing tits",
    "bg": "background",
    "bgsoftware": "software",
    "bh": "bloody hell",
    "bhasa": "bhasa",
    "bhattarai": "first minister",
    "bhoys": "boys",
    "bhwu": "back home with you",
    "bi": "bye",
    "biab": "back in a bit",
    "biach": "bitch",
    "biaf": "back in a few",
    "biatch": "bitch",
    "bibi": "bye bye",
    "bibifn": "bye bye for now",
    "bicbw": "but i could be wrong",
    "bich": "bitch",
    "bigd": "big deal",
    "biggets": "biggest",
    "bii": "bye",
    "biiirthday": "birthday",
    "bilf": "brother i'd like to laugh",
    "bilu": "baby i love you",
    "bily": "billy",
    "bion": "believe it or not.",
    "biotch": "bitch",
    "bioya": "blow it out your ass",
    "biscuts": "biscuits",
    "bish": "bitch",
    "bitd": "back in the day",
    "bitz": "neighborhood",
    "biw": "boss is watching",
    "biwm": "bisexual white male",
    "biz": "business",
    "bizatch": "bitch",
    "bizi": "busy",
    "biznatch": "bitch",
    "biznitch": "bitch",
    "bizzle": "bitch",
    "bj": "blowjob",
    "bk": "back",
    "bka": "better known as",
    "bl": "bad luck",
    "blacke": "black",
    "bldgs": "buildings",
    "bleme": "blog meme",
    "bleve": "believe",
    "blg": "blog",
    "blh": "bored like hell",
    "bling-bling": "jewelry",
    "blj": "blowjob",
    "bljb": "blowjob",
    "blk": "black",
    "blkm": "black male",
    "blnt": "better luck next time",
    "blog": "web log",
    "blogger": "web logger",
    "blu": "blue",
    "blujays": "blujays",
    "bm": "bite me",
    "bm&y;": "between you and me",
    "bm4l": "best mates for life",
    "bma": "best mates always",
    "bmay": "between me and you",
    "bmf": "be my friend",
    "bmfe": "best mates forever",
    "bmfl": "best mates for life",
    "bmha": "bite my hairy ass",
    "bml": "bless my life",
    "bmoc": "big man on campus",
    "bmttveot": "best mates till the very end of time",
    "bmvp": "be my valentine please",
    "bn": "been",
    "bndm3ovr": "bend me over",
    "bng": "being",
    "bnib": "brand new in box",
    "bnol": "be nice or leave",
    "bnr": "banner",
    "bo": "body odour",
    "boati": "bend over and take it",
    "bobfoc": "body of baywatch, face of crimewatch",
    "bobw": "best of both worlds",
    "boffum": "both of them",
    "bofh": "b*****d operator from hell",
    "bogo": "buy one get one",
    "bogof": "buy one get one free",
    "bogsatt": "bunch of guys sitting around the table",
    "bohic": "bend over here it comes",
    "bohica": "bend over, here it comes again",
    "boi": "boy",
    "boilin": "boiling",
    "bol": "barking out loud",
    "bollywoods": "hollywood",
    "bonr": "boner",
    "boomm": "bored out of my mind",
    "bootyyy": "booty",
    "bord": "bored",
    "borring": "boring",
    "bos": "boss over shoulder",
    "botoh": "but on the other hand",
    "bout": "about",
    "bovered": "bothered",
    "bowt": "about",
    "boxor": "box",
    "bpot": "big pair of tits",
    "br": "bathroom",
    "braaazil": "brazil",
    "brah": "brother",
    "branchless": "branches",
    "brb": "be right back",
    "brbbrb": "br right back bath room break",
    "brbf": "be right back laugher",
    "brbg2p": "be right back, got to pee",
    "brbigtp": "be right back, i got to pee.",
    "brbl": "be right back later",
    "brbmf": "be right back mother laugher",
    "brbn2gbr": "be right back, i need to go to the bathroom",
    "brbs": "be right back soon",
    "brbts": "be right back taking shit",
    "brd": "bored",
    "breaak": "break",
    "breah": "breath",
    "breakinq": "breaking",
    "breas": "breasts",
    "breat": "breast",
    "brfb": "be right laughing back",
    "brgds": "best regards",
    "brgy": "barangay",
    "brgys": "barangay",
    "brh": "be right here",
    "bridgepoint": "bridgeport",
    "brids": "birds",
    "briiing": "bring",
    "britis": "british",
    "brk": "break",
    "bro": "brother",
    "bronz": "bronze",
    "bros": "brothers",
    "broseph": "brother",
    "brotheeer": "brother",
    "brough": "brought",
    "brougt": "brought",
    "brover": "brother",
    "brt": "be right there",
    "bruh": "brother",
    "bruhh": "brother",
    "brutalll": "brutal",
    "bruv": "brother",
    "bruva": "brother",
    "bruz": "brothers",
    "bs": "bullshit",
    "bsmfh": "b*****d system manager from hell",
    "bsod": "blue screen of death",
    "bsomn": "blowing stuff out my nose",
    "bstfu": "bitch shut the laugh up",
    "bstrd": "b*****d",
    "bsx": "bisexual",
    "bsxc": "be sexy",
    "bt": "bit torrent",
    "btb": "by the by",
    "btch": "bitch",
    "btcn": "better than chuck norris",
    "btd": "bored to death",
    "btdt": "been there done that",
    "btdtgtts": "been there, done that, got the t-shirt",
    "btfl": "beautiful",
    "btfo": "back the laugh off",
    "btfw": "by the laughing way",
    "btias": "be there in a second",
    "btm": "bottom",
    "btr": "better",
    "bts": "be there soon",
    "btsoom": "beats the shit out of me",
    "bttt": "been there, tried that",
    "bttyl": "be talking to you later",
    "btw": "by the way",
    "btween": "between",
    "btwilu": "by the way i love you",
    "btwitiailwu": "by the way i think i am in love with you",
    "btwn": "between",
    "bty": "back to you",
    "bubar": "bushed up beyond all recognition",
    "bubi": "bye",
    "buddyo": "byddyo",
    "budzecks": "butt sex",
    "buhbi": "bye bye",
    "bukket": "bucket",
    "bullshiiit": "bullshit",
    "bullshiters": "blisters",
    "bur": "vagina",
    "burma": "be undressed ready my angel",
    "buszay": "busy",
    "but6": "buttsex",
    "butsecks": "butt sex",
    "butterface": "every thing is hot but her face",
    "buus": "bus",
    "buut": "but",
    "buuy": "buy",
    "buwu": "breaking up with you",
    "bw3": "buffalo wild wings",
    "bwim": "by which i mean",
    "bwoc": "big woman on campus",
    "bwpwap": "back when pluto was a planet",
    "bwt": "but when though",
    "byak": "blowing you a kiss",
    "byeas": "good-bye",
    "byes": "bye bye",
    "bykt": "but you knew that",
    "byob": "bring your own beer",
    "byoc": "bring our own computer",
    "byoh": "bring your own high",
    "byself": "by myself",
    "bytabm": "beat you to a bloody mess",
    "bytch": "bitch",
    "bz": "busy",
    "bzns": "buisness",
    "bzy": "busy",
    "bzzy": "busy",
    "c": "see",
    "c&c;": "command and conquer",
    "c'mon": "come on",
    "c-p": "sleepy",
    "c.y.a": "cover your ass",
    "c/b": "comment back",
    "c/t": "can't talk",
    "c14n": "canonicalization",
    "c2": "come to",
    "c2c": "care to chat?",
    "c2tc": "cut to the chase",
    "c4ashg": "care for a shag",
    "c@": "cat",
    "cafetaria": "cafeteria",
    "calligraphic": "calligraphy",
    "calmmm": "calm",
    "cam": "camera",
    "cancer": "stick cigarette",
    "candidatas": "candidates",
    "cannit": "cant",
    "cant": "can not",
    "capabilites": "capabilities",
    "catalys": "catalyst",
    "catolog": "catalog",
    "cattastrophe": "catastrophic",
    "catwot": "complete and total waste of time",
    "cawk": "cock",
    "cayc": "call at your convenience",
    "caz": "because",
    "cb": "come back",
    "cba": "can't be arsed",
    "cbb": "can't be bothered",
    "cbf": "cant be laughed",
    "cbfa": "can't be laughing arsed",
    "cbfb": "core-binding factor subunit beta",
    "cbfed": "can't be laughed",
    "cbi": "can't believe it",
    "ccl": "couldn't care less",
    "ccna": "cisco certified network associate",
    "cd9": "code 9 (other people nearby)",
    "cdrrm": "cdrrm",
    "celly": "cell phone",
    "cerealll": "cereal",
    "cex": "sex",
    "cexy": "sexy",
    "cfas": "care for a secret?",
    "cfid": "check for identification",
    "cfm": "come laugh me",
    "cg": "congratulations",
    "cgad": "couldn't give a d**n",
    "cgaf": "couldn't give a laugh",
    "cgf": "cute guy friend",
    "ch@": "chat",
    "chaddis": "chaddis",
    "champs": "champions",
    "changeing": "changing",
    "char": "character",
    "chearing": "cheering",
    "checkin": "checking",
    "cheezburger": "cheeseburger",
    "cheffy": "chef",
    "cheque": "blank cheque",
    "chesco": "chester country",
    "chesticles": "testicles",
    "chiccen": "chicken",
    "chik": "chick",
    "chilax": "chill and relax in one word",
    "chillax": "chill and relax",
    "chillin": "relaxing",
    "chimpmunks": "chipmunk",
    "chistmas": "christmas",
    "chk": "check",
    "chlileans": "chilians",
    "chohw": "come hell or high water",
    "cholate": "chocolate",
    "chooseee": "choose",
    "chr": "character",
    "chrisss": "chris",
    "chrissy": "chris",
    "chritsmas": "christmas",
    "chronic": "marijuana",
    "chswm": "come have sex with me",
    "chswmrn": "come have sex with me right now",
    "chu": "you",
    "chut": "vagina",
    "cicc": "china international capital corp",
    "cid": "consider it done",
    "cig": "cigarette",
    "cigarrets": "cigarettes",
    "cigs": "cigarettes",
    "cihswu": "can i have sex with you",
    "cihyn": "can i have your number",
    "cilf": "child i'd like to laugh",
    "cimss": "cooperative institute for meteorological satellite studies",
    "cing": "seeing",
    "cis": "computer information science",
    "ciwwaf": "cute is what we aim for",
    "clairebear": "clearer",
    "clamin": "claiming",
    "cleaan": "clean",
    "cless": "clanless",
    "clg": "college",
    "clicky": "click",
    "clm": "cool like me",
    "clt": "cool like that",
    "clubing": "clubbing",
    "cluebie": "clueless newbie",
    "cm": "call me",
    "cma": "cover my ass",
    "cmao": "crying my ass off",
    "cmar": "cry me a river",
    "cmb": "comment me back",
    "cmbo": "combo",
    "cmcp": "call my cell phone",
    "cmeo": "crying my eyes out",
    "cmh": "call my house",
    "cmiiw": "correct me if i'm wrong",
    "cmitm": "call me in the morning",
    "cml": "call me later",
    "cml8r": "call me later",
    "cmliuw2": "call me later if you want to",
    "cmn": "call me now",
    "cmnty": "comunity",
    "cmomc": "call me on my cell",
    "cmon": "come on",
    "cmparisn": "comparison",
    "cmplcdd": "complicated",
    "cmplte": "complete",
    "cmptr": "computer",
    "cms": "content management system",
    "cmt": "comment",
    "cmw": "cutting my wrists",
    "cn": "can",
    "cnc": "command and conquer",
    "cnnbrk": "cnnbrk",
    "cnt": "can't",
    "cntct": "contact",
    "cntrl": "control",
    "cntrs": "centers",
    "cob": "close of business",
    "cod": "call of duty",
    "cod4": "call of duty 4",
    "cod5": "call of duty 5",
    "codbo": "call of duty: black ops",
    "codbo2": "call of duty: black ops ii",
    "code9": "other people near by",
    "cof": "crying on the floor",
    "cofee": "coffee",
    "coiwta": "come on i wont tell anyone",
    "col": "crying out loud",
    "colapse": "collapse",
    "collaspe": "collapse",
    "colleage": "colleague",
    "colour": "color",
    "comemorar": "commemorate",
    "comin'": "coming",
    "commande": "commander",
    "committe": "committee",
    "comnt": "comment",
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    "compeition": "competition",
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    "compy": "computer",
    "conceided": "concerned",
    "concieted": "connected",
    "congrats": "congratulations",
    "congratulatios": "congratulations",
    "conputer": "computer",
    "consid": "consideration",
    "constitutionali": "constitutional",
    "construccin": "constructing",
    "cont": "contact",
    "contct": "contact",
    "contac": "contact",
    "contrib": "contribution",
    "contribs": "contributions",
    "controler": "controller",
    "controllin": "controlling",
    "controvers": "controversial",
    "convertion": "conversion",
    "convo": "conversation",
    "coo": "cool",
    "cood": "could",
    "cookd": "cooked",
    "cooki": "cookie",
    "cookk": "cook",
    "cookn": "cooking",
    "coolz": "cool",
    "copyvio": "copyright violation",
    "cos": "because",
    "costum": "costume",
    "cotf": "crying on the floor",
    "cotm": "check out this myspace",
    "coulda": "could",
    "couldd": "could",
    "counselling": "counseling",
    "couurse": "course",
    "cowboy": "choker cigarette",
    "coz": "because",
    "cp": "child porn",
    "cpl": "cyber athlete professional league",
    "cpm": "cost per 1000 impressions",
    "cptn": "captain",
    "cpu": "computer",
    "cpy": "copy",
    "cr": "can't remember",
    "cr8": "crate",
    "crakalakin": "happening",
    "crazn": "crazy asian",
    "cre8or": "creator",
    "criticise": "criticize",
    "crm": "customer relationship management",
    "croch": "crotch",
    "crp": "crap",
    "crs": "can't remember shit",
    "crunchberry": "cranberry",
    "crunk": "combination of crazy and drunk",
    "crushd": "crushed",
    "crzy": "crazy",
    "cs": "counter-strike",
    "cs:s": "counter-strike: source",
    "csi": "crime scene investigation",
    "cskr": "cock sucker",
    "csl": "can't stop laughing",
    "ct": "can't talk",
    "ctc": "call the cell",
    "ctf": "capture the flag",
    "ctfd": "calm the laugh down",
    "ctfo": "chill the laugh out",
    "ctfu": "cracking the laugh up",
    "ctm": "chuckle to myself",
    "ctn": "can't talk now",
    "ctnbos": "can't talk now boss over shoulder",
    "ctncl": "can't talk now call later",
    "ctpc": "cant talk parent(s) coming",
    "ctpos": "can't talk parent over sholder",
    "ctrl": "control",
    "ctrn": "can't talk right now",
    "cts": "change the subject",
    "ctt": "change the topic",
    "cu": "goodbye",
    "cu2": "see you too",
    "cu2nit": "see you tonight",
    "cu46": "see you for sex",
    "cubi": "can you believe it",
    "cud": "could",
    "cuic": "see you in class",
    "cul": "see you later",
    "cul83r": "see you later",
    "cul8er": "see you later",
    "cul8r": "see you later",
    "cul8tr": "see you later",
    "culd": "could",
    "cunt": "vagina",
    "cuom": "see you on monday",
    "cupcakeee": "cupcake",
    "cuple": "couple",
    "curn": "calling you right now",
    "cus": "because",
    "customerize": "customize",
    "cut3": "cute",
    "cuwul": "catch up with you later",
    "cuz": "because",
    "cuzz": "because",
    "cuzzies": "cuzzies",
    "cvg": "covering",
    "cvq": "chucking very quietly",
    "cw2cu": "can`t wait to see you",
    "cwd": "comment when done",
    "cwm": "come with me",
    "cwmaos": "coffee with milk and one sugar",
    "cwot": "complete waste of time",
    "cwtgypo": "can't wait to get your panties off",
    "cwyl": "chat with ya later",
    "cy2": "see you too",
    "cya": "goodbye",
    "cyal": "see you later",
    "cyal8r": "see you later",
    "cyas": "see you soon",
    "cyb": "cyber",
    "cybl": "call you back later",
    "cybr": "cyber",
    "cybseckz": "cyber sex",
    "cye": "close your eyes",
    "cyff": "change your font, laugher",
    "cyl": "see you later",
    "cyl,a": "see ya later, alligator",
    "cyl8": "see you later",
    "cyl8er": "see you later",
    "cylbd": "catch ya later baby doll",
    "cylor": "check your local orhtodox rabbi",
    "cym": "check your mail",
    "cyntott": "see you next time on tech today",
    "cyt": "see you tomorrow",
    "cyu": "see you",
    "c|n>k": "coffee through nose into keyboard",
    "d&c;": "divide and conquer",
    "d&df;": "drug & disease free",
    "d.t.f": "down to laugh",
    "d.w": "don't worry",
    "d/c": "disconnected",
    "d/l": "download",
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    "d/w": "don't worry",
    "d00d": "dude",
    "d1ck": "dick",
    "d2": "diablo 2",
    "d2m": "dead to me",
    "d2t": "drink to that",
    "d8": "date",
    "da": "the",
    "da2": "dragon age 2",
    "dadt": "don't ask. don't tell.",
    "dafs": "do a laughing search",
    "dah": "dumb as hell",
    "daii": "day",
    "damhik": "don't ask me how i know",
    "damhikijk": "don't ask me how i know - i just know",
    "damhikt": "don't ask me how i know this",
    "darrrling": "darling",
    "dass": "dumb ass",
    "dat": "that",
    "dats": "that's",
    "dawg": "friend",
    "dayum": "d**n",
    "dayumm": "d**n",
    "dazzlingly": "dazzling",
    "db": "database",
    "db4l": "drinking buddy for life",
    "dbab": "don't be a bitch",
    "dbafwtt": "don't be a fool wrap the tool",
    "dbag": "d****ebag",
    "dbeyr": "don't believe everything you read",
    "dbg": "don't be gay",
    "dbh": "don't be hating",
    "dbi": "don't beg it",
    "dbm": "don't bother me",
    "dbz": "dragonball z",
    "dc": "don't care",
    "dc'd": "disconnected",
    "dctnry": "dictionary",
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    "dd": "don't die",
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    "ddl": "direct download",
    "ddos": "distributed denial of service",
    "ddr": "dance dance revolution",
    "deadd": "dead",
    "dealine": "deadline",
    "deanthony": "anthony",
    "decameron": "cameron",
    "decepticon": "reception",
    "ded": "dead",
    "deets": "details",
    "deez": "these",
    "def": "definitely",
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    "defs": "definetly",
    "degmt": "don't even give me that",
    "delet": "delete",
    "dem": "them",
    "demario": "mario",
    "dement": "dementia",
    "depresssing": "depressing",
    "der": "there",
    "dernoe": "i don't know",
    "descripti": "description",
    "destorm": "storm",
    "destory": "destroy",
    "detai": "don't even think about it",
    "develope": "develop",
    "dewd": "dude",
    "dey": "they",
    "df": "dumb laugh",
    "dfc": "don't laughing care",
    "dfo": "dumb laughing operator",
    "dftba": "don't forget to be awesome",
    "dftc": "down for the count",
    "dfu": "don't laugh up",
    "dfw": "down for whatever",
    "dfw/m": "don't laugh with me",
    "dfwm": "don't laugh with me",
    "dfwmt": "don't laughing waste my time",
    "dg": "don't go",
    "dga": "don't go anywhere",
    "dgac": "don't give a crap",
    "dgaf": "don't give a laugh",
    "dgara": "don't give a rats ass",
    "dgas": "don't give a shit",
    "dgms": "don't get me started",
    "dgoai": "don't go on about it",
    "dgt": "don't go there",
    "dgypiab": "don't get your panties in a bunch",
    "dh": "dickhead",
    "dhac": "don't have a clue",
    "dhcp": "dynamic host configuration protocol",
    "dhly": "does he like you",
    "dhv": "demonstration of higher value",
    "diacf": "die in a car fire",
    "diaf": "die in a fire",
    "diah": "die in a hole",
    "dic": "do i care",
    "dick": "penis",
    "diez": "dies",
    "diff": "difference",
    "diffrnt": "different",
    "dih": "dick in hand",
    "dikhed": "dickhead",
    "diku": "do i know you",
    "diky": "do i know you",
    "dil": "daughter in law",
    "dilf": "dad i'd like to laugh",
    "dillic": "do i look like i care",
    "dillifc": "do i look like i laughing care",
    "dilligad": "do i look like i give a d**n",
    "dilligaf": "do i look like i give a laugh",
    "dilligas": "do i look like i give a shit",
    "din": "didn't",
    "din't": "didn't",
    "diqits": "digits",
    "dirl": "die in real life",
    "dis": "this",
    "disapears": "disappears",
    "disorientating": "disorientation",
    "disquise": "disguise",
    "disruptor": "disruption",
    "dit": "details in thread",
    "diy": "do it yourself",
    "dju": "did you",
    "dk": "don't know",
    "dkdc": "don't know, don't care",
    "dl": "download",
    "dlf": "dropping like flies",
    "dlibu": "dont let it bother you",
    "dln": "don't look now",
    "dm": "deathmatch",
    "dmaf": "do me a favor",
    "dmba*": "dumbass",
    "dmi": "don't mention it",
    "dmn": "d**n",
    "dmu": "don't mess up",
    "dmwm": "don't mess with me",
    "dmy": "don't mess yourself",
    "dn": "don't know",
    "dnd": "do not disturb",
    "dndp": "do not double post",
    "dnimb": "dancing naked in my bra",
    "dno": "don't know",
    "dnrta": "did not read the article",
    "dnrtfa": "did not read the laughing article",
    "dns": "domain name system",
    "dnt": "don't",
    "dnw": "do not want",
    "doa": "dead on arrival",
    "dob": "date of birth",
    "dod": "day of defeat",
    "dogg": "friend",
    "doin": "doing",
    "doin'": "doing",
    "don": "denial of normal",
    "doncha": "don't you",
    "donnee": "done",
    "donno": "do not know",
    "dont": "do not",
    "dontcha": "don't you",
    "dood": "dude",
    "doodz": "dudes",
    "dos": "denial of service",
    "dotc": "dancing on the ceiling",
    "douchebags": "douchebags",
    "doughter": "daughter",
    "downloadinq": "downloading",
    "doypov": "depends on your point of view",
    "dp": "display picture",
    "dpmo": "don't piss me off",
    "dprsd": "depressed",
    "dqmot": "don't quote me on this",
    "dqydj": "don't quit your day job",
    "dr00d": "druid",
    "draggin": "dragging",
    "dranked": "drank",
    "drawning": "drowning",
    "drc": "don't really care",
    "dreadmill": "treadmill",
    "drivin": "driving",
    "drm": "dream",
    "drood": "druid",
    "drugsss": "drugs",
    "dsided": "decided",
    "dsu": "don't screw up",
    "dswd": "dswd",
    "dt": "double team",
    "dta": "don't trust anyone",
    "dtb": "don't text back",
    "dth": "down to hang",
    "dtl": "d**n the luck",
    "dtp": "don't type please",
    "dtrt": "do the right thing",
    "dts": "don't think so",
    "dttm": "don't talk to me",
    "dttml": "don't talk to me loser",
    "dttpou": "don't tell the police on us",
    "dttriaa": "don't tell the riaa",
    "du2h": "d**n you to hell",
    "ducy": "do you see why",
    "dugi": "do you get it?",
    "dugt": "did you get that?",
    "duk": "did you know",
    "dulm": "do you like me",
    "dum": "dumb",
    "dun": "don't",
    "dunna": "i don't know",
    "dunno": "i don't know",
    "duno": "don't know",
    "dunya": "dunya",
    "dupe": "duplicate",
    "dutma": "don't you text me again",
    "dvda": "double vaginal, double anal",
    "dw": "don't worry",
    "dwai": "don't worry about it",
    "dwb": "driving while black",
    "dwbh": "don't worry, be happy",
    "dwbi": "don't worry about it.",
    "dwi": "deal with it",
    "dwioyot": "deal with it on your own time",
    "dwmt": "don't waste my time",
    "dwn": "down",
    "dwntown": "downtown",
    "dwt": "don't wanna talk",
    "dwud": "do what you do",
    "dwy": "don't wet yourself",
    "dy2h": "d**n you to hell",
    "dya": "do you",
    "dyac": "d**n you auto correct",
    "dycotfc": "do you cyber on the first chat",
    "dyec": "don't you ever care",
    "dyfi": "did you feel it",
    "dygtp": "did you get the picture",
    "dyk": "did you know",
    "dylans": "dylan",
    "dylh": "do you like him",
    "dylm": "do you love me",
    "dylos": "do you like oral sex",
    "dym": "do you mind",
    "dymm": "do you miss me",
    "dynk": "do you not know",
    "dynm": "do you know me",
    "dyt": "don't you think",
    "dyth": "d**n you to hell",
    "dyw": "don't you worry",
    "dyw2gwm": "do you want to go with me",
    "dywtmusw": "do you want to meet up some where",
    "e'rybody": "everybody",
    "e-ok": "electronically ok",
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    "e4u2s": "easy for you to say",
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    "eagels": "eagles",
    "earthqu": "earthqu",
    "earthqua": "earthquake",
    "easly": "easily",
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    "eedyat": "idiot",
    "eejit": "idiot",
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    "efct": "effect",
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    "efffl": "extra friendly friends for life",
    "effin": "laughing",
    "effing": "laughing",
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    "ehlp": "help",
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    "el!t": "elite",
    "electri": "electric",
    "electricals": "electrical",
    "electricty": "electricity",
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    "elligible": "eligible",
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    "elo": "hello",
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    "em": "them",
    "embarrsing": "embarrassing",
    "emm": "email me",
    "emo": "emotional",
    "emotiona": "emotional",
    "emotionz": "emotions",
    "emp": "eat my vagina",
    "emptyin": "emptying",
    "emsc": "euro-med seismological centre",
    "enat": "every now and then",
    "englsh": "english",
    "enhv": "honningsv\u00cc\u00b4g airport",
    "enit": "isn't it",
    "enjoyble": "enjoyable",
    "enlgand": "england",
    "enof": "enough",
    "enroute": "enroute",
    "enuf": "enough",
    "enuff": "enough",
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    "eoc": "end of conversation",
    "eod": "end of day",
    "eof": "end of file",
    "eom": "end of message",
    "eos": "end of story",
    "eot": "end of transmission",
    "eotw": "end of the world",
    "epa": "emergency parent alert",
    "epidode": "episode",
    "eq": "everquest",
    "eq2": "everquest2",
    "equi": "equip",
    "ere": "here",
    "errythin": "everything",
    "esad": "eat shit and die",
    "esadyffb": "eat shit and die you fat laughing b*****d",
    "esbm": "everyone sucks but me",
    "esc": "escape",
    "esl": "eat shit loser",
    "esp": "especially",
    "espically": "especially",
    "essayy": "essay",
    "essencial": "essential",
    "eta": "estimated time of arrival",
    "etla": "extended three letter acronym",
    "etmda": "explain it to my dumb ass",
    "etoys": "toys",
    "etp": "eager to please",
    "eula": "end user license agreement",
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    "eva": "ever",
    "evaa": "ever",
    "evacn": "evacuation",
    "evacu": "evacuation",
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    "everbodys": "everybody",
    "evercrack": "everquest",
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    "evn": "even",
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    "evrybodi": "everybody",
    "evrythg": "everything",
    "evrythn": "everything",
    "evrytin": "everything",
    "evrywhere": "everywhere",
    "evrywhre": "everywhere",
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    "ex-gf": "ex-girl friend",
    "exciteed": "excited",
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    "expec": "expect",
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    "ezi": "easy",
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    "f'n": "laughing",
    "f-ing": "laughing",
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    "f4c3": "face",
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    "fah": "funny as hell",
    "faic": "for all i care",
    "fam": "family",
    "familiaisraellu": "familiarly",
    "fanbase": "fanbase",
    "fankle": "area between foot and ankle",
    "fantasticcc": "fantastic",
    "fao": "for attention of",
    "fap": "masturbate",
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    "faq": "frequently asked question",
    "farg": "laugh",
    "fashizzle": "for sure",
    "fauck": "laugh",
    "fav": "favorite",
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    "fbk": "facebook",
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    "fck": "laugh",
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    "fckin": "laughing",
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    "fcuk": "laugh",
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    "fcuker": "laugher",
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    "figjam": "laugh i'm good, just ask me",
    "figmo": "laugh it - got my orders",
    "fiic": "laughed if i care",
    "fiiin": "fin",
    "fiik": "laughed if i know",
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    "fmb": "laugh me bitch",
    "fmbb": "laugh me baby",
    "fmbo": "laugh my brains out",
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    "fmh": "laugh me hard",
    "fmhb": "laugh me hard bitch",
    "fmi": "for my information",
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    "ftk": "for the kill",
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    "ftr": "for the record",
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    "fub": "laugh you bitch",
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    "keeeper": "keeper",
    "kek": "laughing out loud",
    "kensington": "pennington",
    "kewel": "cool",
    "kewl": "cool",
    "kfc": "kentucky fried chicken",
    "kgmb": "kgmb",
    "khitbash": "kick her in the box and shove her",
    "khnl": "khnl",
    "khuf": "know how you feel",
    "kia": "killed in action",
    "kib": "okay, im back",
    "kic": "keep it clean",
    "kicks": "sneakers",
    "kig": "keep it going",
    "kiick": "kick",
    "kikc": "kick",
    "kild": "killed",
    "kiled": "killed",
    "kinda": "kind of",
    "kingstonian": "kingston",
    "kir": "kid in room",
    "kis": "keep it simple",
    "kisa": "knight in shining armor",
    "kit": "keep in touch",
    "kiteboard": "kiteboard",
    "kitfo": "knock it the laugh off",
    "kitteh": "kitten",
    "kiu": "keep it up",
    "kiwf": "kill it with fire",
    "kk": "ok",
    "kkk": "ku klux klan",
    "kkthnxbye": "okay thanks bye",
    "kky": "kinky",
    "kl": "cool",
    "kma": "kiss my ass",
    "kmag": "kiss my ass goodbye",
    "kmao": "kick my ass off",
    "kmb": "kiss my butt",
    "kmfa": "kiss my laughing ass",
    "kmhba": "kiss my hairy big ass",
    "kml": "killing myself laughing",
    "kmn": "kill me now",
    "kmp": "kill me please",
    "kmsl": "killing myself laughing",
    "kmswl": "killing myself with laughter",
    "knackered": "drunk",
    "knewb": "new player",
    "knn": "laugh your mother",
    "kno": "know",
    "knw": "know",
    "ko": "knock out",
    "kol": "kiss on lips",
    "koo": "cool",
    "kool": "cool",
    "kos": "kid over shoulder",
    "kotc": "kiss on the cheek",
    "kotl": "kiss on the lips",
    "kotor": "knights of the old republic",
    "kots": "keep on talking shit",
    "kpc": "keeping parents clueless",
    "kpoplovers": "popovers",
    "kreative": "creative",
    "ks": "kill steal",
    "kss": "kiss",
    "kssd": "kissed",
    "kt": "keep talking",
    "ktc": "kill the cat",
    "ktfo": "knocked the laugh out",
    "kthanxbi": "okay, thanks. bye.",
    "kthnxbai": "okay, thanks, bye",
    "kthnxbye": "okay, thanks, bye",
    "kthx": "ok, thank you",
    "kthxbai": "ok thanks bye!",
    "kthxbi": "ok, thank you, goodbye",
    "kthxbye": "ok, thank you, goodbye",
    "kthxgb": "ok thanks goodbye",
    "kthxmn": "ok thanks man",
    "kthz": "ok thanks",
    "ktnx": "okay and thanks",
    "kuhl": "cool",
    "kul": "cool",
    "kute": "cute",
    "kutgw": "keep up the good work",
    "kuwl": "cool",
    "kwik": "quick",
    "kwim": "know what i mean",
    "kwis": "know what i'm saying?",
    "kwit": "quit",
    "kwiz": "quiz",
    "kwl": "cool",
    "kwtsds": "kiss where the sun don't shine",
    "kyag": "kiss your ass goodbye",
    "kyfag": "kiss your laughing ass goodbye",
    "kyfc": "keep your fingers crossed",
    "kyko": "keep your knickers on",
    "kyms": "keep your mouth shut",
    "kys": "kill yourself",
    "l0lz": "laugh out loud",
    "l2": "learn to",
    "l2m": "listening to music",
    "l2ms": "laughing to myself",
    "l2p": "learn to play",
    "l2r": "learn to read",
    "l337": "elite",
    "l33t": "elite",
    "l4m3rz": "lamers",
    "l8": "late",
    "l84skool": "late for school",
    "l8a": "later",
    "l8er": "later",
    "l8ers": "later",
    "l8r": "see you later",
    "l8rs": "laters",
    "l8rz": "later",
    "l8s": "later",
    "l8t": "later",
    "l8ta": "later",
    "l8ter": "later",
    "l8tr": "later",
    "laclippers": "clippers",
    "laff": "laugh",
    "lafs": "love at first sight",
    "lak": "love and kisses",
    "lal": "laughing a little",
    "lalol": "lots and lots of laughs",
    "lam": "leave a message",
    "lamf": "like a motherlaugher",
    "lan": "local area network",
    "landsli": "landsliding",
    "languege": "language",
    "lappy": "laptop",
    "larp": "live action role-play",
    "lasallians": "lasallians",
    "lasb": "lame ass stupid bitch",
    "lat": "laugh at that",
    "lata": "later",
    "lates": "later",
    "latn": "laugh at the newbs",
    "latr": "later",
    "latwttb": "laughing all the way to the bank",
    "lau": "laugh at you",
    "laughhh": "laugh",
    "laughinggg": "laughing",
    "laundrymat": "laundromat",
    "lawd": "lord",
    "lawl": "lauging out loud with a southern drawl",
    "lawl'd": "laughed out loud",
    "lawled": "laughed out loud",
    "lawls": "laughing out loud with a southern drawl",
    "lawlz": "laughing out loud with a southern drawl",
    "lazer": "laser",
    "lazor": "laser",
    "lbh": "let's be honest",
    "lbnr": "laughing but not really",
    "lbo": "laughing butt off",
    "lbr": "little boy's room",
    "lbvs": "laughing but very serious",
    "lcsnpc": "low cost small notebook personal computer",
    "ldr": "long-distance relationship",
    "ldrshp": "leadership",
    "learnings": "learning",
    "ledgend": "legend",
    "lee7": "elite",
    "leet": "elite",
    "legit": "legitimate",
    "leik": "like",
    "leme": "let me",
    "lemme": "let me",
    "lerts": "lets",
    "lesbo": "lesbian",
    "letyouknow": "let you know",
    "lez": "lesbian",
    "lezbean": "lesbian",
    "lezbo": "lesbian",
    "lezzzie": "lesbian",
    "lf": "looking for",
    "lf1m": "looking for one more",
    "lf2m": "looking for 2 more",
    "lfg": "looking for group",
    "lfl": "let's laugh later",
    "lfm": "looking for mate",
    "lfnar": "laughing for no aparent reason",
    "lfp": "looking for vagina",
    "lfr": "laughing for real",
    "lgb": "lesbian/gay/bisexual",
    "lgbnaf": "lets get butt naked and laugh",
    "lgbtq": "lesbien, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer.",
    "lgds": "let's go do something",
    "lgf": "little green footballs",
    "lggd": "let's go get drunk",
    "lgn": "link goes nowhere",
    "lgo": "life goes on",
    "lgot": "let's go out tonight",
    "lgr": "little girls room",
    "lgs": "let's go shopping!",
    "lgu": "local government unit",
    "lgus": "lgus",
    "lhao": "laughing her ass off",
    "lhr": "dha lahore",
    "lhs": "lets have sex",
    "lhsrn": "let's have sex right now",
    "lic": "like i care",
    "liec": "like i even care",
    "liek": "like",
    "liekz": "likes",
    "lifo": "last in first out",
    "ligaff": "like i give a flying laugh",
    "ligafs": "like i give a flying shit",
    "ligas": "like i give a shit",
    "lih": "laugh in head",
    "liita": "love is in the air",
    "lik": "like",
    "lil": "little",
    "lim": "like it matters",
    "limh": "laugh in my head",
    "liol": "laugh insanely out loud",
    "lirl": "laughing in real life",
    "littlearth": "littler",
    "liu": "look it up",
    "liv": "live",
    "liyf": "laughing in your face",
    "lj": "live journal",
    "lk": "like",
    "lke": "like",
    "llab": "laughing like a bitch.",
    "llap": "live long and prosper",
    "llc": "laughing like crazy",
    "llf": "laugh like laugh",
    "llh": "laughing like hell",
    "llol": "literally laughing out loud",
    "lltnt": "live like theres no tomorrow",
    "lm4aq": "let's meet for a quickie.",
    "lma": "leave me alone",
    "lmamf": "leave me alone mother laugher",
    "lmao": "lmao",
    "lmaol": "laughing my ass out loud",
    "lmaomtoaoa": "laugh my ass off many times over and over again",
    "lmaonade": "laughing my ass off",
    "lmaool": "laughing my ass off out loud",
    "lmaootf": "laughing my ass off on the floor",
    "lmaorof": "laughing my ass off rolling on the floor",
    "lmaorotf": "laughing my ass off rolling on the floor",
    "lmaowrotf": "laughing my ass of while rolling on the floor",
    "lmaowtntpm": "laughing my ass off whilst trying not to piss myself",
    "lmaoxh": "laughing my ass off extremely hard",
    "lmap": "leave me alone please",
    "lmb": "lick my balls",
    "lmbao": "laughing my black ass off",
    "lmbfwao": "laughing my big fat white ass off",
    "lmbo": "laughing my butt off",
    "lmcao": "laughing my crazy ass off",
    "lmclao": "laughing my cute little ass off",
    "lmd": "lick my dick",
    "lmfao": "laughing my laughing ass off",
    "lmfbo": "laugh my laughing butt off",
    "lmffao": "laughing my laughing fat ass off",
    "lmffo": "laughing my laughing face off",
    "lmfho": "laughing my laughing head off",
    "lmfo": "laughing my face off",
    "lmfpo": "laughing my laughing vagina off",
    "lmfr": "lets meet for real",
    "lmfto": "laughing my laughin tits off",
    "lmg": "let me guess",
    "lmgdao": "laughing my god d**n ass off",
    "lmgtfy": "let me google that for you",
    "lmhao": "laughing my hairy ass off",
    "lmho": "laughing my heiny off",
    "lmip": "lets meet in person",
    "lmirl": "let's meet in real life",
    "lmk": "let me know",
    "lmks": "let me know soon",
    "lmkwut": "let me know what you think",
    "lml": "love my life",
    "lmmfao": "laughing my mother laughing ass off",
    "lmmfaos": "laughing my mother laughing ass off silly",
    "lmmfas": "laugh my mother laughin ass off",
    "lmmffao": "laughing my mother laughing fat ass off",
    "lmo": "leave me one",
    "lmoao": "laughing my other ass off",
    "lmp": "lick my vagina",
    "lmpo": "laughing my panties off",
    "lms": "leave me some",
    "lmsao": "laughing my sexy ass off",
    "lmso": "laughing my socks off",
    "lmtd": "limited",
    "lmtfa": "leave me the laugh alone",
    "lmto": "laughing my tits off",
    "lmtus": "let me tell you something",
    "lmty": "laughing more than you",
    "lmvo": "laugh my vagina off",
    "ln": "last name",
    "lnger": "longer",
    "lnk": "link",
    "lnu": "lnu",
    "loadsa": "loads",
    "loadss": "loads",
    "lobfl": "laugh out bloody laughing loud",
    "lobl": "laugh out bloody loud",
    "lockedd": "locked",
    "lof": "laughing on floor",
    "lofi": "uncool",
    "lofl": "laugh out laughing loud",
    "loflmao": "laying on floor laughing my ass off",
    "loi": "laughing on the inside",
    "lol": "laughing out loud",
    "lol'd": "laughed out loud",
    "lol2u": "laugh out loud to you",
    "lolarotf": "laughing out loud and rolling on the floor",
    "lolaw": "laugh out loud at work",
    "lolbs": "laugh out loud but seriously",
    "lolcano": "laugh out loud",
    "lolci": "laughing out loud, crying inside",
    "lolcity": "the whole city laughs out loud",
    "lold": "laughed out loud",
    "lolees": "laugh out loud",
    "lolerz": "laugh out loud",
    "lolf": "lots of love forever",
    "lolin": "laughing out loud",
    "lolio": "laugh out loud i own",
    "lollam": "laughing out loud like a maniac",
    "lollercaust": "an extreme event of hilarity",
    "lollercoaster": "laugh out loud (a lot)",
    "lollerskates": "laughing out loud",
    "lolm": "laugh out loud man",
    "loln": "laught out loud not",
    "lolngs": "laghing out loud never gonna stop",
    "lolocost": "laugh out loud",
    "lolol": "saying \"lol\" out loud",
    "lololz": "laugh out loud",
    "lolpimp": "laughing out loud peeing in my pants",
    "lolq": "laugh out loud quietly",
    "lolrof": "laughing out loud while rolling on the floor.",
    "lolrotf": "laughing out loud rolling on the floor",
    "lols": "laugh out loud",
    "lolvq": "laugh out loud very quietly",
    "lolwtime": "laughing out loud with tears in my eyes",
    "lolz": "laugh out loud",
    "lomg": "like oh my god",
    "loml": "love of my life",
    "lomy": "love of my life",
    "longestt": "longest",
    "longines": "loneliness",
    "loomm": "laughing out of my mind",
    "loonnng": "long",
    "looong": "long",
    "looovvve": "love",
    "looow": "low",
    "looowww": "low",
    "looved": "loved",
    "loovee": "love",
    "looves": "loves",
    "lorl": "laugh out real loud",
    "lorrl": "laugh out really really loud",
    "lotf": "laughing on the floor",
    "loti": "laughing on the inside",
    "loto": "laughing on the outside",
    "lotr": "lord of the rings",
    "louud": "loud",
    "lov": "love",
    "lovng": "loving",
    "lovu": "love you",
    "loxen": "laughing out loud",
    "loxxen": "laughing out loud",
    "lozer": "loser",
    "lpb": "low ping b*****d",
    "lpiaw": "large penis is always welcome",
    "lpms": "life pretty much sucks",
    "lpu": "lpu",
    "lq": "laughing quietly",
    "lq2m": "laughing quietly to myself",
    "lqtm": "laugh quietly to myself",
    "lqtms": "laughing quietly to myself",
    "lqts": "laughing quietly to self",
    "lrfl": "laughing really laughing loud",
    "lrh": "laughing really hard",
    "lrqtms": "laughing really quietly to myself",
    "lrt": "last retweet",
    "lsfw": "less safe for work",
    "lshic": "laughing so hard i'm crying",
    "lshid": "laugh so hard i die",
    "lshifabmh": "laughing so hard i fell and broke my hip",
    "lshipmp": "laughing so hard i piss my pants",
    "lshismp": "laughed so hard i shit my pants",
    "lshiwms": "laughing so hard i wet myself",
    "lshmson": "laughing so hard milk shot out nose",
    "lshrn": "laughing so hard right now",
    "lsmih": "laughing so much it hurts",
    "lsr": "loser",
    "lsudi": "lets see you do it",
    "lt": "long time",
    "ltb": "looking to buy",
    "lthtt": "laughing too hard to type",
    "ltip": "laughting until i puke",
    "ltm": "listen to me",
    "ltmq": "laugh to myself quietly",
    "ltms": "laughing to my self",
    "ltnc": "long time no see",
    "ltns": "long time no see",
    "ltnsoh": "long time, no see or hear",
    "ltnt": "long time no talk",
    "ltp": "lay the pipe",
    "ltr": "later",
    "lttpot": "laughing to the point of tears",
    "ltw": "lead the way",
    "ltywl": "love the way you lie",
    "lu2": "love you too",
    "lu2d": "love you to death",
    "lu4l": "love you for life",
    "luandry": "laundry",
    "lub": "laugh under breath",
    "luf": "love",
    "luff": "love",
    "lug": "lesbian until graduation",
    "luk": "look",
    "lukin": "looking",
    "lul": "love you lots",
    "lulab": "love you like a brother",
    "lulas": "love you like a sister",
    "lulz": "laughing out loud.",
    "lumiliit": "lumiliit",
    "lumumi": "love you miss you mean it",
    "lurker": "one who reads but doesn't reply",
    "lurve": "love",
    "luser": "user who is a loser",
    "lusm": "love you so much",
    "luv": "love",
    "luver": "lover",
    "luvuvm": "love you very much",
    "luvv": "love",
    "luzar": "loser",
    "lv": "love",
    "lve": "love",
    "lvl": "level",
    "lvn": "loving",
    "lvr": "lover",
    "lvya": "love you",
    "lwih": "look what i have",
    "lwn": "last week's news",
    "ly": "love you",
    "ly2": "love you to",
    "lya": "love you always",
    "lyaab": "love you as a brother",
    "lyaaf": "love you as a friend",
    "lyao": "laugh your ass off",
    "lybo": "laugh your butt off",
    "lycean": "lycean",
    "lyf": "life",
    "lyfao": "laughing your laughing ass off",
    "lyfe": "life",
    "lyk": "like",
    "lyk3": "like",
    "lyke": "like",
    "lyl": "love you lots",
    "lylab": "love you like a brother",
    "lylaba": "love you like a brother always",
    "lylad": "love you like a dad",
    "lylafklc": "love you like a fat kid loves cake",
    "lylam": "love you like a mom",
    "lylas": "i love you like a sister",
    "lylasa": "love you like a sister always",
    "lylno": "love you like no other",
    "lyls": "love you lots",
    "lymi": "love you mean it",
    "lysfm": "love you so laughing much",
    "lysm": "love you so much",
    "lyt": "love you too",
    "lyvm": "love you very much",
    "lzer": "laser",
    "lzr": "loser",
    "m$": "microsoft",
    "m$wxp": "microsoft windows xp",
    "m&d;": "mom and dad",
    "m'kay": "okay",
    "m.i.a": "missing in action",
    "m.o": "makeout",
    "m/b": "maybe",
    "m/f": "male or female",
    "m2": "me too",
    "m3": "me",
    "m473s": "friends",
    "m473z": "friends",
    "m4f": "male for female",
    "m4m": "male for male",
    "m8": "friend",
    "m84l": "mate for life",
    "m8s": "mates",
    "m8t": "mate",
    "m8t's": "friends",
    "m9": "mine",
    "mabby": "maybe",
    "mabe": "maybe",
    "maddians": "maddians",
    "mah": "my",
    "mai": "my",
    "makig": "making",
    "malaar": "malaar",
    "mao": "my ass off",
    "marginize": "margin",
    "marle": "marley",
    "marrige": "marriage",
    "marvy": "marvelous",
    "masterb8": "masterbate",
    "mastrb8": "masturbate.",
    "mayb": "maybe",
    "maybeh": "maybe",
    "maybey": "maybe",
    "mayte": "mate",
    "mb": "my bad",
    "mbcas": "mbcas",
    "mbf": "my best friend",
    "mbfal": "my best friend and lover",
    "mbhsm": "my boobs hurt so much",
    "mbl8r": "maybe later",
    "mcchicken": "chicken",
    "mccruelty": "cruelty",
    "mcdonnalds": "mcdonald",
    "mcds": "mcdonalds",
    "mcninja": "ninja",
    "mcs": "my computer sucks",
    "mcse": "microsoft certified systems engineer",
    "mdrrmo": "manila disaster risk reduction management office",
    "me2": "me too",
    "measu": "measu",
    "meatcurtain": "woman's private parts",
    "meatspace": "the real world",
    "medcare": "medicare",
    "mediteranean": "mediterranean",
    "meeh": "me",
    "mego": "my eyes glaze over",
    "meh": "whatever",
    "mesed": "messed",
    "messg": "message",
    "messinger": "messenger",
    "mf": "motherlaugher",
    "mf2f4sx": "meet face to face for sex",
    "mfg": "merge from current",
    "mfw": "my face when",
    "mgmt": "management",
    "mhh": "my head hurts",
    "mho": "my humble opinion",
    "mia": "missing in action",
    "mic": "microphone",
    "michelangelos": "michelangelo",
    "mientras": "mientras",
    "miid": "my internet is down",
    "min": "minute",
    "minist": "ministry",
    "mins": "minutes",
    "minuts": "minutes",
    "miq": "make it quick",
    "mir": "mom in room",
    "mirl": "meet in real life",
    "misappropriatio": "misappropriated",
    "misc.": "miscellaneous",
    "miself": "myself",
    "misscarriage": "miscarriage",
    "mite": "might",
    "miw": "mom is watching",
    "mk": "mmm .ok",
    "mkay": "ok",
    "mlc": "mid life crisis",
    "mle": "emily",
    "mlia": "my life is amazing",
    "mlod": "mega laugh out loud of doom",
    "mlp": "my little pony",
    "mmamp": "meet me at my place",
    "mmas": "meet me after school",
    "mmatc": "meet me around the corner",
    "mmatp": "meet me at the park",
    "mmbocmb": "message me back or comment me back",
    "mmd": "make my day",
    "mmda": "metropolitan manila development authority",
    "mmiw": "my mom is watching",
    "mmk": "umm, ok",
    "mml": "making me laugh",
    "mml8r": "meet me later",
    "mmlfs": "married man looking for sex",
    "mmmkay": "okay",
    "mmmorning": "morning",
    "mmo": "massive multiplayer online",
    "mmorpg": "massively multiplayer online role playing game",
    "mmt": "meet me there",
    "mmtyh": "my mom thinks you're hot",
    "mmw": "making me wet",
    "mngemnt": "management",
    "mngmt": "management",
    "mngr": "manager",
    "mnm": "eminem",
    "mnt": "more next time",
    "mob": "mobile",
    "mobo": "motherboard",
    "mof": "matter of fact",
    "moh": "medal of honor",
    "mohaa": "medal of honor allied assult",
    "moines": "monies",
    "mol": "more or less",
    "mompl": "moment please",
    "moneeey": "money",
    "monetization": "magnetization",
    "monsteeer": "monster",
    "monsterss": "monsters",
    "moobs": "man boobs",
    "mooviee": "movie",
    "mor": "more",
    "morf": "male or female",
    "moro": "tomorrow",
    "moss": "member of same sex",
    "motarded": "more retarded",
    "motd": "message of the day",
    "motivationally": "motivation",
    "motos": "member of the opposite sex",
    "moveee": "move",
    "mpaw": "my parents are watching",
    "mpbis": "most popular boy in school",
    "mpd": "multiple personality disorder",
    "mpgis": "most popular girl in school",
    "mph": "miles per hour",
    "mpih": "my penis is hard",
    "mpty": "more power to you",
    "mrau": "message received and understood",
    "msg": "message",
    "msgs": "messages",
    "msh": "me so horny",
    "msibo": "my side is busting open",
    "msie": "microsoft's internet explorer",
    "msm": "main stream media",
    "msmd": "monkey see - monkey do",
    "msngr": "messenger",
    "mssg": "message",
    "mstat": "master of statictics",
    "mstrb8r": "masturbator",
    "msv": "microsoft vista",
    "mtc": "more to come",
    "mtf": "more to follow",
    "mtfbwu": "may the force be with you",
    "mtfbwy": "may the force be with you",
    "mtg": "meeting",
    "mths": "months",
    "mtl": "more than likely",
    "mtr": "matter",
    "mtsat": "multifunction transport satellite",
    "mty": "empty",
    "mu": "miss you",
    "mudda": "mother",
    "mul": "miss you lots",
    "musiq": "music",
    "musm": "miss you so much",
    "mutha": "mother",
    "muve": "multi-user virtual environment",
    "muvva": "mother",
    "muzik": "music",
    "mw2": "modern warfare 2",
    "mw3": "modern warfare 3",
    "mwah": "kiss",
    "mwf": "married white female",
    "mwsmirl": "maybe we should meet in real life",
    "myaly": "miss you and love you",
    "myke": "man-dyke",
    "myn": "mine",
    "myob": "mind your own business",
    "mypl": "my young padawan learner",
    "myselfff": "myself",
    "mysm": "miss you so much",
    "myspacee": "space",
    "myspce": "myspace",
    "n": "and",
    "n/a": "not applicable",
    "n/a/s/l": "name, age, sex location",
    "n/c": "no comment",
    "n/m": "nevermind",
    "n/n": "nickname",
    "n/o": "no offense",
    "n/t": "no text",
    "n00b": "newbie",
    "n00bs": "newbies",
    "n00dz": "nudes",
    "n00s": "news",
    "n1": "nice one",
    "n199312": "african american",
    "n1994": "african american",
    "n2": "into",
    "n2b": "not too bad",
    "n2bb": "nice to be back",
    "n2br": "not to be rude",
    "n2g": "not too good",
    "n2m": "not too much",
    "n2mh": "not too much here",
    "n2mhbu": "not too much how about you?",
    "n2mhjc": "not too much here just chillin",
    "n2mu": "not too much, you?",
    "n2n": "need to know",
    "n2p": "need to pee",
    "n64": "nintendo 64",
    "n8v": "native",
    "na": "not applicable",
    "na4w": "not appropriate for work",
    "naa": "not at all",
    "nade": "grenade",
    "nafc": "not appropriate for children",
    "nafkam": "not away from keyboard any more",
    "nafta": "north american free trade agreement",
    "nagawa": "done",
    "nah": "no",
    "namh": "not at my house",
    "nangkring": "nanking",
    "nao": "not as often",
    "narisma": "narisma",
    "nastradamus": "nostradamus",
    "natch": "naturally",
    "natm": "not at the minute",
    "naw": "no",
    "naw-t": "naughty",
    "nawidt": "never again will i do that",
    "nawt": "not",
    "naww": "no",
    "nayl": "in a while",
    "nb": "not bad",
    "nb,p": "nothing bad, parents",
    "nba": "national basketball association",
    "nbd": "no big deal",
    "nbdy": "nobody",
    "nc": "not cool",
    "ncaa": "national collegiate athletic association",
    "ncrpo": "national capital region police",
    "ncs": "no crap sherlock",
    "nd": "and",
    "ndit": "no details in thread",
    "ndn": "indian",
    "ndrf": "national disaster response force",
    "ndrrmc": "national disaster risk reduction & management council",
    "nds": "nintendo ds",
    "ne": "any",
    "ne1": "anyone",
    "neday": "any day",
    "nedn": "any day now",
    "nefing": "anything",
    "negl": "not even going to lie",
    "nei": "not enough information",
    "neida": "any idea",
    "nekkid": "naked",
    "nemore": "anymore",
    "nes": "nintendo entertainment system",
    "nessesities": "nessesities",
    "nethin": "anything",
    "nething": "anything",
    "neva": "never",
    "nevah": "never",
    "nevar": "never",
    "nevarz": "never",
    "nevm": "never mind",
    "nevr": "never",
    "newais": "anyways",
    "neway": "anyway",
    "neways": "anyways",
    "newayz": "anyways",
    "newb": "someone who is new",
    "newbie": "new player",
    "newez": "anyways",
    "newslhot": "newslhot",
    "newws": "news",
    "nf": "not funny",
    "nfbsk": "not for british school kids",
    "nfr": "not for real",
    "nfs": "not for sale",
    "nft": "no further text",
    "ng": "nice game",
    "ngek": "ngek",
    "ngl": "not gonna lie",
    "nh": "nice hand",
    "nhatm": "not here at the moment",
    "ni": "no idea",
    "ni994": "n***a",
    "nib": "new in box",
    "nic": "network interface card",
    "nif": "non internet friend",
    "nifoc": "naked in front of computer",
    "nifok": "naked in front of keyboard",
    "nigysob": "now i've got you son of a bitch",
    "nimby": "not in my backyard",
    "nin": "no its not",
    "ninee": "nine",
    "nip": "nothing in particular",
    "nisar": "nasa isro sar",
    "nite": "night",
    "nj": "nice job",
    "njoy": "enjoy",
    "njp": "nice job partner",
    "nk": "no kidding",
    "nkt": "never knew that",
    "nld": "nice lay down",
    "nm": "u not much, you",
    "nmbr": "number",
    "nme": "enemy",
    "nmf": "not my fault",
    "nmh": "not much here",
    "nmhau": "nothing much how about you",
    "nmhm": "nothing much here, man",
    "nmhu": "nothing much here, you?",
    "nmhwby": "nothing much here what about you",
    "nmjb": "nothing much just bored",
    "nmjc": "not much, just chillin'",
    "nmjch": "nothing much just chilling",
    "nmjcu": "nothing much, just chilling, you?",
    "nmjdhw": "nothing much just doing homework",
    "nmnhnlm": "no money, no honey, nobody loves me",
    "nmp": "not my problem",
    "nmu": "nothing much, you",
    "nmw": "no matter what",
    "nmwh": "no matter what happens",
    "nn": "good night",
    "nn2r": "no need to respond",
    "nnaa": "no not at all",
    "nnfaa": "no need for an apology",
    "nnr": "no not really",
    "nntr": "no need to reply",
    "nntst": "no need to say thanks",
    "no1": "no one",
    "noaa": "national oceanic and atmospheric administration",
    "noc": "naked on camera",
    "noe": "know",
    "noes": "no",
    "nofi": "no flame intended",
    "nohing": "nothing",
    "nolm": "no one loves me",
    "nomw": "not on my watch",
    "none": "right back at you",
    "noob": "someone who is new",
    "noobie": "new person",
    "nooblet": "new player",
    "noobz0r": "newbie",
    "noodz": "nude pictures",
    "nookie": "sex",
    "nop": "normal operating procedure",
    "norwich": "knickers off ready when i come home",
    "notin": "nothing",
    "noty": "no thank you",
    "noub": "none of your business",
    "novembeard": "november",
    "novenber": "november",
    "nowai": "no way",
    "nowin": "knowing",
    "noyb": "none of your business",
    "noygdb": "none of your god d**n business",
    "np": "no problem",
    "np4np": "naked pic for naked pic",
    "npa": "not paying attention",
    "npc": "non-playable character",
    "npe": "nope",
    "npgf": "no problem girl friend",
    "nph": "no problem here",
    "npi": "no pun intended",
    "npnt": "no picture, no talk",
    "nps": "no problems",
    "nq": "thank you",
    "nr": "no reserve",
    "nr4u": "not right for you",
    "nrg": "energy",
    "nrmf": "nicanor reyes medical foundation",
    "nrn": "no response necessary",
    "nroc": "national relief operations center",
    "nrsp": "nrsp",
    "ns": "nice",
    "nsa": "no strings attached",
    "nsas": "no strings attached sex",
    "nsfmf": "not so fast my friend",
    "nsfu": "no sex for you",
    "nsfw": "not safe for work",
    "nst": "no school today",
    "nstaafl": "no such thing as a free lunch",
    "nt": "not",
    "ntb": "not to bad",
    "ntbn": "no text-back needed",
    "nthg": "nothing",
    "nthin": "nothing",
    "nthn": "nothing",
    "ntk": "need to know",
    "ntkb": "need to know basis",
    "ntm": "not to much",
    "ntmk": "not to my knowledge",
    "ntmu": "nice to meet you",
    "ntmy": "nice to meet you",
    "ntn": "nothing",
    "ntrly": "not really",
    "nts": "note to self",
    "ntstt": "not safe to talk",
    "ntt": "need to talk",
    "ntta": "nothing to talk about",
    "nttawwt": "not that there is anything wrong with that",
    "nttiawwt": "not that there is anything wrong with that.",
    "ntty": "nice talking to you",
    "ntw": "not to worry",
    "ntxt": "no text",
    "nty": "no thank you",
    "nu": "new",
    "nub": "inexperienced person",
    "nuff": "enough",
    "nuffin": "nothing",
    "nufin": "nothing",
    "nutin": "nothing",
    "nutricious": "nutritious",
    "nuttin": "nothing",
    "nv": "envy",
    "nvm": "never mind",
    "nvmd": "nevermind",
    "nvmdt": "never mind then",
    "nvmt": "nevermind that",
    "nvr": "never",
    "nvrm": "nevermind",
    "nvrmnd": "never mind",
    "nw": "now",
    "nwb": "a new person",
    "nwih": "no way in hell",
    "nwj": "no way jose",
    "nwrus": "no way are your serious",
    "nws": "not work safe",
    "nwy": "no way",
    "nxt": "next",
    "ny1": "anyone",
    "nyc": "new york city",
    "nyf": "not your fault",
    "nyp": "not your problem",
    "nywy": "anyway",
    "nzdt": "new zealand daylight time zone",
    "nzers": "new zealanders",
    "o&o;": "over and out",
    "o.p.": "original poster",
    "o/y": "oh yeah",
    "oaoa": "over and over again",
    "oar": "on a roll",
    "oaw": "on a website",
    "obgjfioyo": "old but good job finding it on your own",
    "obj": "object",
    "obl": "osama bin laden",
    "obo": "or best offer",
    "obssessed": "obsessed",
    "obtw": "oh, by the way",
    "obv": "obviously",
    "obvi": "obviously",
    "ocasionally": "occasional",
    "occ": "occupation",
    "occure": "occur",
    "ocd": "obsessive compulsive disorder",
    "ocgg": "oh crap, gotta go",
    "ocha": "ocha",
    "od": "over dose",
    "oday": "software illegally obtained before it was released",
    "odg": "oh dear god",
    "odtaa": "one d**n thing after another",
    "oe": "or else",
    "oed": "oxford english dictionary",
    "of10": "often",
    "ofc": "of course",
    "ofcol": "oh for crying out loud",
    "ofn": "often",
    "oftc": "out for the count",
    "oftn": "often",
    "oftpc": "off topic",
    "ofwg": "old fat white guys",
    "og": "original gangster",
    "ogw": "oh guess what",
    "ohic": "oh i see",
    "ohn": "oh hell no",
    "ohnoez": "oh no",
    "ohy": "oh hell yeah",
    "oibmpc": "oops i broke my computer",
    "oic": "oh, i see",
    "oicic": "oh i see i see",
    "oicu": "oh, i see you!",
    "oicwydt": "oh, i see what you did there",
    "oidia": "oops i did it again",
    "oink": "oh i never knew",
    "oiyd": "only in your dreams",
    "oj": "orange juice",
    "ojsu": "oh, just shut up!",
    "ok": "okay",
    "oll": "online love",
    "olld": "old",
    "olpc": "one laptop per child",
    "omdg": "oh my dear god",
    "omdz": "oh my days",
    "omg": "oh my god",
    "omg's": "oh my god's",
    "omgd": "oh my gosh dude",
    "omgg": "oh my gosh girl",
    "omgih": "oh my god in heaven",
    "omgihv2p": "oh my god i have to pee",
    "omginbd": "oh my god, it's no big deal",
    "omgn": "oh my goodness",
    "omgny": "oh my god no way",
    "omgosh": "oh my gosh",
    "omgroflmao": "oh my god roll on the floor laughing my ass off",
    "omgsh": "oh my gosh",
    "omgty": "oh my god thank you",
    "omgz": "oh my god",
    "omgzors": "oh my god",
    "omhg": "oh my hell god",
    "omj": "oh my jesus",
    "omt": "one more time",
    "omw": "on my way",
    "omwh": "on my way home",
    "omwts": "on my way to school",
    "omy": "oh my!",
    "onoez": "oh no",
    "onoz": "oh no",
    "onud": "oh no you didn't",
    "onyd": "oh no you didn't",
    "oob": "out of buisness",
    "oobl": "out of breath laughing",
    "ooc": "out of character",
    "oohm": "out of his/her mind",
    "oom": "out of mana",
    "oomf": "one of my followers",
    "oomm": "out of my mind",
    "oonnn": "on",
    "ooo": "out of the office",
    "ootb": "out of the blue",
    "ootd": "outfit of the day",
    "oow": "on our way",
    "ooym": "out of your mind",
    "op": "operator",
    "openerp": "opener",
    "orgy": "orgasm",
    "orlanda": "orlando",
    "orlsx": "oral sex",
    "orly": "oh really?",
    "orpg": "online role playing game",
    "os": "operating system",
    "osbutctt": "only sad b*****ds use this crappy text talk",
    "osd": "on screen display",
    "osifgt": "oh shit i forgot",
    "oslt": "or something like that",
    "osy": "oh screw you",
    "ot": "off topic",
    "otc": "off the chain",
    "otfcu": "laugh",
    "otfl": "laugh",
    "otflmao": "laugh",
    "otflol": "laugh",
    "oti": "on the internet",
    "otl": "out to lunch",
    "otoh": "on the other hand",
    "otp": "on the phone",
    "ots": "over the shoulder",
    "ott": "over the top",
    "otw": "on the way",
    "oustanding": "outstanding",
    "outa": "out of",
    "ova": "over",
    "overweigh": "overweight",
    "oways": "oh wow are you serious",
    "owned": "made to look bad",
    "ownt": "made to look bad",
    "ownz": "owns",
    "ownzer": "one who makes others look bad",
    "ownzorz": "owned.",
    "owt": "out",
    "oww": "oops, wrong window",
    "oyid": "oh yes i did",
    "oyo": "on your own",
    "oyr": "oh yeah right",
    "p-nis": "penis",
    "p.o.b.": "parent over back",
    "p.o.s": "parent over shoulder",
    "p.o.s.": "parent over shoulder",
    "p/oed": "pissed off",
    "p/w": "password",
    "p00p": "poop",
    "p0wn": "make to look bad",
    "p2p": "peer to peer",
    "p2w": "pay to win",
    "p33n": "penis",
    "p3n0r": "penis",
    "p3n15": "penis",
    "p3n1s": "penis",
    "p4p": "pic for pic",
    "p911": "parent emergency (parent near)",
    "p^s": "parent over shoulder",
    "pach": "parents are coming home",
    "pachs": "parents are coming home soon",
    "packinq": "packing",
    "pae": "pimpin aint easy",
    "pag": "parents are gone",
    "pah": "parents at home",
    "palyed": "played",
    "palyer": "player",
    "pammm": "pam",
    "parnts": "parents",
    "parrrtayyy": "party",
    "parts1": "parts",
    "pas": "parent at side",
    "pasii": "put a sock in it",
    "paspor": "passport",
    "passings": "passing",
    "patd": "panic at the disco",
    "paw": "parents are watching",
    "pb": "peanut butter",
    "pb&j;": "peanut butter and jelly",
    "pbb": "parent behind back",
    "pbcakb": "problem between chair and keyboard",
    "pbj": "peanut butter and jelly",
    "pbjt": "peanut butter jelly time",
    "pbkc": "problem between keyboard & chair",
    "pbly": "probably",
    "pbm": "parent behind me",
    "pbp": "please be patient",
    "pcbd": "page cannot be displayed",
    "pcc": "portland community college",
    "pce": "peace",
    "pcent": "percent",
    "pcm": "please call me",
    "pco": "please come over",
    "pcrs": "parents can read slang",
    "pda": "public display of affection",
    "pdg": "pretty d**n good",
    "pdq": "pretty d**n quick",
    "peanus": "penis",
    "pearoast": "repost",
    "pebcak": "problem exists between chair and keyboard",
    "pebkac": "problem exists between keyboard and chair",
    "pebmac": "problem exist between monitor and chair",
    "peep": "dis check out what i'm telling you",
    "peeps": "people",
    "pen0r": "penis",
    "pen15": "penis",
    "penor": "penis",
    "peoples": "people",
    "pepol": "people",
    "permanantly": "permanently",
    "peronal": "personal",
    "perosn": "person",
    "perv": "pervert",
    "pettty": "petty",
    "pewp": "poop",
    "pex": "please explain?",
    "pezzas": "parents",
    "pf": "profile",
    "pfa": "please find attached",
    "pfm": "please forgive me",
    "pfos": "parental figure over sholder",
    "pfy": "pimply faced youth",
    "pg": "page",
    "ph#": "phone number",
    "ph33r": "fear",
    "ph34r": "fear",
    "phag": "f**",
    "phail": "fail",
    "phat": "pretty hot and tasty",
    "phayl": "fail",
    "phear": "fear",
    "phlr": "peace hugs love respect",
    "phm": "please help me",
    "phn": "phone",
    "phoen": "phone",
    "phonee": "phone",
    "piab": "panties in a bunch",
    "pic": "picture",
    "piccies": "pictures",
    "pics": "pictures",
    "pima": "pain in my ass",
    "pimpl": "pimple",
    "pino": "filipino",
    "pinoys": "pinoys",
    "pir": "parents in room",
    "pirlos": "parent in room looking over shoulder",
    "pita": "pain in the ass",
    "pitfa": "pain in the laughing ass",
    "pitr": "parent in the room",
    "pitrtul": "parents in the room text you later",
    "piw": "parent is watching",
    "pix": "pictures",
    "pk": "player kill",
    "pkemon": "pokemon",
    "pker": "player killer",
    "pking": "player killing",
    "pl": "parent looking",
    "pl0x": "please",
    "pl8": "plate",
    "plaaace": "place",
    "plac": "parent looking at computer",
    "plams": "parents looking at my screen",
    "plannin": "planning",
    "plars": "party like a rock star",
    "platcs": "parent looking at the computer screen",
    "playin": "playing",
    "ple's": "please",
    "pleasuree": "pleasure",
    "pleaz": "please",
    "pleez": "please",
    "pleeze": "please",
    "pleze": "please",
    "pliz": "please",
    "plma": "please leave me alone",
    "plmk": "please let me know",
    "plocks": "please",
    "plom": "parents looking over me",
    "plomb": "parents looking over my back",
    "ploms": "parent looking over my shoulder",
    "plos": "parents looking over shoulder",
    "plox": "please",
    "ploxxorz": "please",
    "pls": "please",
    "plse": "please",
    "plx": "please/thanks",
    "plywm": "play with me",
    "plz": "please",
    "plzkthx": "please? ok, thank you",
    "plzthx": "please? thanks",
    "plzz": "please",
    "plzzz": "please",
    "pmfji": "pardon me for jumping in",
    "pmg": "oh my god",
    "pmita": "pound me in the ass",
    "pmitap": "pound me in the ass prison",
    "pml": "pissing myself laughing",
    "pmp": "pissing my pants",
    "pmpl": "piss my pants laughing",
    "pmsfl": "laugh",
    "pmsl": "piss my self laughing",
    "pmt": "pretty much this",
    "pnbf": "potential new boy friend",
    "pnhlgd": "parents not home, let's get dirty",
    "pns": "penis",
    "pnus": "penis",
    "po": "po police",
    "po'd": "pissed off",
    "pob": "parent over back",
    "pobably": "probably",
    "poc": "piece of crap",
    "poed": "pissed off",
    "poets": "piss off early, tomorrow's saturday",
    "poi": "point of interest",
    "poidnh": "pics or it did not happen",
    "pol": "parent over looking",
    "politicia": "politician",
    "poms": "parent over my shoulder",
    "poo": "poop",
    "poontang": "female genitalia",
    "pooter": "computer",
    "popo": "police",
    "poppd": "popped",
    "poppie89": "poppies",
    "poppn": "popping",
    "popps": "pops",
    "poq": "piss off quick",
    "poreans": "singaporeans",
    "portait": "portrait",
    "pos": "parent over shoulder",
    "poscs": "parents over sholder change subject",
    "posmbri": "parent over shoulder might be reading it",
    "postion": "position",
    "posttt": "post",
    "potc": "pirates of the caribbean",
    "pots": "plain old telephone service",
    "potter7": "potter",
    "pov": "point of view",
    "pow": "prisoner of war",
    "pp": "pee pee",
    "ppl": "people",
    "pple": "people",
    "pplof": "people of",
    "ppls": "people",
    "pplz": "people",
    "ppor": "post proof or recant",
    "ppppppp": "prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance",
    "pr0": "professional",
    "pr0n": "porn",
    "pr0nz": "porn",
    "prblm": "problem",
    "prd": "period",
    "preassessment": "preassessment",
    "predications": "predictions",
    "preformances": "performance",
    "preggers": "pregnant",
    "prego": "pregnant",
    "presstitution": "presstitution",
    "prfct": "perfect",
    "prieta": "prieta",
    "priviledge": "privilege",
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    "prn": "porn",
    "prncpl": "principal",
    "prncss": "princess",
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    "pro": "professional",
    "prob": "problem",
    "probabaly": "probably",
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    "prod": "product",
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    "promos": "promotions",
    "pron": "porn",
    "propooganda": "propaganda",
    "prosecutorial": "prosecutor",
    "prounounced": "pronounced",
    "proxie": "proxy",
    "proyects": "projects",
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    "prsn": "person",
    "prty": "party",
    "prv": "private",
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    "ps1": "play station 1",
    "ps2": "play station 2",
    "ps3": "play station 3",
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    "psn": "playstation netwok",
    "psos": "parent standing over sholder",
    "psp": "playstation portable",
    "pssy": "vagina",
    "pst": "please send tell",
    "pt33n": "preteen",
    "ptbb": "pass the barf bag",
    "ptfo": "passed the laugh out",
    "pthc": "preteen hardcore",
    "ptl": "praise the lord",
    "pto": "personal time off",
    "ptw": "play to win",
    "ptwc": "pacific tsunami warning center",
    "puh-leaze": "please",
    "pullin": "pulling",
    "purty": "pretty",
    "puter": "computer",
    "puut": "put",
    "pvt": "pervert",
    "pw": "parent watching",
    "pwb": "vagina whipped bitch",
    "pwcb": "parents watching close by",
    "pwd": "password",
    "pwn": "made to look bad",
    "pwn3d": "owned",
    "pwn3r": "owner",
    "pwnage": "ownage",
    "pwnd": "owned",
    "pwned": "made to look bad",
    "pwner": "owner",
    "pwnt": "owned",
    "pwnz": "owns",
    "pwnzor": "owner",
    "pwob": "parent watching over back",
    "pwoms": "parent watching over my shoulder",
    "pwoper": "proper",
    "pwor": "power",
    "pwos": "parent was over sholder",
    "pww": "parents were watching",
    "pxr": "punk rocker",
    "pydim": "put your dick in me",
    "pyfco": "put your freaking clothes on",
    "pyt": "pretty young thing",
    "pz": "peace",
    "pzled": "puzzled",
    "q2c": "quick to c**",
    "q33r": "queer",
    "q4u": "question for you",
    "qed": "i've made my point",
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    "qfe": "quoted for emphasis",
    "qfmft": "quoted for motherlaughing truth",
    "qft": "quoted for truth",
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    "ql": "cool",
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    "qna": "question and answer",
    "qool": "cool",
    "qoolz": "cool",
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    "qoty": "quote of the year",
    "qpr": "quite pathetic really",
    "qpwd": "quit posting while drunk",
    "qq": "crying eyes",
    "qt": "cutie",
    "qt3.14": "cutie pie",
    "qte": "cutie",
    "qtpi": "cutie pie",
    "quantification": "notification",
    "quesion": "question",
    "quiick": "quick",
    "r": "are",
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    "r.i.p": "rest in peace",
    "r.i.p.": "rest in peace",
    "r0x0rz": "rocks",
    "r2f": "ready to laugh",
    "r8": "rate",
    "r8p": "rape",
    "r8pist": "rapist",
    "r8t": "rate",
    "ra2": "red alert 2 (game)",
    "ra3": "red alert 3 (game)",
    "raaain": "rain",
    "raaf": "raaf",
    "rading": "reading",
    "rainnn": "rain",
    "rainny": "rainy",
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    "ratedd": "rated",
    "rawk": "rock",
    "rawks": "rocks",
    "rawr": "roar",
    "rbau": "right back at you",
    "rbay": "right back at you",
    "rbm": "right behind me",
    "rbtl": "read between the lines",
    "rbty": "right back to you",
    "rcks": "rocks",
    "rcsa": "right click save as",
    "rcvd": "received",
    "rdy": "ready",
    "re": "reply",
    "re/rehi": "hello again",
    "reaaad": "read",
    "reaaal": "real",
    "reaserch": "research",
    "receipe": "recipe",
    "recharger": "charger",
    "recieveing": "receiving",
    "recommit": "commit",
    "recove": "recovery",
    "redlac": "latin american and caribbean network of environmental funds",
    "reeeaaalllyy": "really",
    "reefer": "marijuana",
    "refactoring": "factoring",
    "refesh": "refresh",
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    "rehi": "hello again",
    "reintegration": "integration",
    "relaize": "realize",
    "relase": "release",
    "relaxxing": "relaxing",
    "rele": "really",
    "relisting": "resting",
    "remamber": "remember",
    "remeber": "remember",
    "rememebered": "remembered",
    "rench": "wrench",
    "rents": "parents",
    "rentz": "parents",
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    "reppin": "representing",
    "reqird": "required",
    "reroll": "roll",
    "resoluti": "resolution",
    "resouces": "resources",
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    "revengeee": "revenge",
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    "rfn": "right laughing now",
    "rgr": "roger",
    "rhcp": "red hot chilli peppers",
    "rhgir": "really hot guy in room",
    "rhs": "right hand side",
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    "riddiculous": "ridiculous",
    "ridiculus": "ridiculous",
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    "rino": "republican in name only",
    "rite": "right",
    "ritjive": "non virgin",
    "rjct": "reject",
    "rl": "real life",
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    "rlf": "real life friend",
    "rlg": "really loud giggle",
    "rlgf": "real life girl friend",
    "rlly": "really",
    "rln": "real life name",
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    "rly": "really",
    "rlz": "rules",
    "rlze": "realize",
    "rm": "room",
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    "rmembr": "remember",
    "rmr": "remember",
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    "rn": "right now",
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    "rock2": "rock",
    "rockr": "rocker",
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    "roflmaowpimp": "rolling on floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants",
    "roflmbfao": "rolling on floor laughing my big fat ass off",
    "roflmbo": "rolling on floor laughing my butt off",
    "roflmfao": "rolling on the floor laughing my laughing ass off",
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    "roflmfaopmp": "rolling on flor laughing my laughing ass of peeing my pants",
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    "roflmgdao": "rolling on the floor laughing my god d**n ass off",
    "roflmgdmfao": "roling on floor laughing my god d**n mother laughing ass off",
    "roflmgo": "rolling on floor laughing my guts out",
    "roflmho": "rolling on the floor laughing my head off",
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    "roflpmp": "rolling on the floor laughing peeing my pants",
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    "roger": "affirmative",
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    "roglmfao": "rolling on ground laughing my laughing ass off",
    "roi": "return on investment",
    "roids": "steroids",
    "roj": "affirmative",
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    "rolmfao": "rolling over laughing my laughing ass off",
    "rombl": "rolled off my bed laughing",
    "rong": "wrong",
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    "rooom": "room",
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    "rotflmaofaktd": "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off farted and killed the dog",
    "rotflmaool": "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud",
    "rotflmaostc": "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat",
    "rotflmbo": "rolling on the floor laughing my butt off",
    "rotflmfao": "rolling on the floor laughing my laughing ass off",
    "rotflmfaopimp": "rolling on the floor laughing my laughing ass off peeing in my pants",
    "rotflmfaopmp": "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissin my pants",
    "rotflmfho": "rolling on the floor laughing my laughing head off",
    "rotflmho": "rolling on the floor laughing my head off",
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    "rotglmao": "rolling on the ground laughing my ass off",
    "rotw": "rest of the world",
    "rowyco": "rock out with your cock out",
    "rox": "rocks",
    "roxas": "roxas",
    "roxor": "rock",
    "roxorz": "rocks",
    "roxxor": "rock",
    "rp": "roleplay",
    "rpg": "role playing game",
    "rpita": "royal pain in the ass",
    "rplbk": "reply back",
    "rpo": "royally pissed off",
    "rq": "real quick",
    "rr": "rest room",
    "rrb": "restroom break",
    "rsmc": "regional specialized meteorological center",
    "rsn": "real soon now",
    "rsp": "respawn",
    "rspct": "respect",
    "rsps": "runescape private server",
    "rta": "read the article",
    "rtard": "retard",
    "rtbq": "read the blinking question",
    "rtf": "return the favor",
    "rtfa": "read the laughing article",
    "rtffp": "read the laughing front page",
    "rtfm": "read the laughing manual",
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    "rtfmm": "read the laughing manual moron",
    "rtfms": "read the laughing manual stupid",
    "rtfp": "read the laughing post",
    "rtfq": "read the laughing question",
    "rtfs": "read the laughing summary",
    "rtfu": "ready the laugh up",
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    "rtl": "report the loss",
    "rtm": "read the manual",
    "rtr": "read the rules",
    "rtry": "retry",
    "rts": "real-time strategy",
    "ru": "are you",
    "ru18": "are you 18",
    "rua": "are you alone",
    "ruabog": "are you a boy or girl",
    "ruagoab": "are you a girl or a boy",
    "rubz2nt": "are you busy tonight",
    "rufkm": "are you laughing kidding me",
    "rugay": "are you gay",
    "rugta": "are you going to answer",
    "ruh": "are you horny",
    "ruizians": "ruizians",
    "ruk": "are you ok?",
    "rukm": "are you kidding me",
    "rul8": "are you late",
    "rumf": "are you male or female",
    "runnign": "running",
    "ruok": "are you ok?",
    "rur": "are you ready",
    "rut": "are you there",
    "ruwm": "are you watching me",
    "rwb": "rich white bitch",
    "rys": "are you single",
    "ryt": "right",
    "ryte": "right",
    "s'ok": "it's okay",
    "s'pose": "suppose",
    "s'up": "what is up",
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    "s.i.t.": "stay in touch",
    "s.o.a.b.": "son of a bitch",
    "s.o.b.": "son of a bitch",
    "s.w.a.k.": "sealed with a kiss",
    "s/b": "should be",
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    "s2bu": "sucks to be you",
    "s2g": "swear to god",
    "s2r": "send to receive",
    "s2u": "same to you",
    "s2us": "speak to you soon",
    "s3x": "sex.",
    "s4se": "sight for sore eyes",
    "s8ter": "skater",
    "sab": "slap a bitch",
    "safdarjung": "safdarjung",
    "safey": "safety",
    "sagn": "spelling and grammar nazi",
    "sah": "sexy as hell",
    "sahm": "stay at home mom",
    "saing": "saying",
    "salade": "salad",
    "salamat": "salamat",
    "sariah": "sarah",
    "sase": "self addressed stamped envelope",
    "satalite": "satellite",
    "sauron": "eye of sauron",
    "sbc": "sorry bout caps",
    "sbcg4ap": "strongbads cool game for attractive people",
    "sbd": "silent but deadly",
    "sblai": "stop babbaling like an idiot",
    "sbrd": "so bored",
    "sbs": "such bull shit",
    "sbt": "sorry bout that",
    "scarification": "clarification",
    "scen": "scene",
    "schmack": "smack",
    "scifi": "science fiction",
    "scnr": "sorry, i couldn't resist",
    "scool": "school",
    "scotter": "scooter",
    "scrilla": "money",
    "scrt": "secret",
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    "sdf^": "shut da laugh up",
    "sdk": "software development kit",
    "sdlc": "software development life cycle",
    "sec": "second",
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    "secks": "sex",
    "secksea": "sexy",
    "secksy": "sexy",
    "sed": "said",
    "seekingalpha": "seekingalpha",
    "seened": "seen",
    "seg": "shit eatin grin",
    "seks": "sex",
    "sellin": "selling",
    "seo": "search engine optimization",
    "seperates": "separates",
    "septemb": "september",
    "serect": "secret",
    "seriouslt": "seriously",
    "seriousssly": "seriously",
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    "sesson": "session",
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    "sexe": "sexy",
    "sexi": "sexy",
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    "sexx0rz": "sex",
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    "sfam": "sister from another mother",
    "sfe": "safe",
    "sfh": "so laughing hot",
    "sfipmp": "so funny i peed my pants",
    "sfm": "so laughing much",
    "sfr": "so laughing random",
    "sfs": "so laughing stupid",
    "sfsg": "so far so good",
    "sfu": "shut the laugh up",
    "sfw": "safe for work",
    "sfwuz": "safe for work until zoomed",
    "sfy": "speak for yourself",
    "sg": "so good",
    "sgb": "straight/gay/bisexual",
    "sgbadq": "search google before asking dumb questions",
    "sgi": "still got it",
    "sgtm": "slightly gigling to myself",
    "sh": "shit happens",
    "shag": "laugh",
    "shakemap": "abre rt",
    "shawty": "girl",
    "shd": "should",
    "shead": "shed",
    "shexi": "sexy",
    "shexy": "sexy",
    "shiat": "shit",
    "shiet": "shit",
    "shirtt": "shirt",
    "shite": "shit",
    "shiz": "shit",
    "shizit": "shit",
    "shiznat": "shit",
    "shiznit": "shit",
    "shizz": "shit",
    "shizzle": "shit",
    "shld": "should",
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    "shmily": "see how much i love you",
    "sho": "sure",
    "sho'nuff": "sure enough",
    "shoutout": "shout-out",
    "showin": "showing",
    "shrn": "so hot right now",
    "sht": "shit",
    "shtf": "shit hits the fan",
    "shud": "should",
    "shuddup": "shut up",
    "shuffel": "shuffle",
    "shup": "shut up",
    "shure": "sure",
    "shut^": "shut up",
    "shwr": "shower",
    "shyat": "shit",
    "shyt": "shit",
    "siao": "school is almost over",
    "sibblings": "siblings",
    "sibir": "sibling in room",
    "sic": "said in context",
    "sicl": "sitting in chair laughing",
    "sif": "as if",
    "sifn't": "as if not",
    "sig": "signature",
    "siggy": "signature",
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    "silf": "sister i'd like to laugh",
    "sillyrt": "silly",
    "simcl": "sitting in my chair laughing",
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    "simil": "similar",
    "simmilar": "similar",
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    "sip2": "sip",
    "sipn": "sip",
    "sis": "sister",
    "sista": "sister",
    "sistter": "sister",
    "sitb": "sex in the but",
    "sitmf": "say it to my face",
    "siu": "suck it up",
    "siuya": "shove it up your ass",
    "sixteeen": "sixteen",
    "sk": "spawn kill",
    "sk8": "skate",
    "sk8er": "skater",
    "sk8ing": "skating",
    "sk8r": "skater",
    "sk8ter": "skater",
    "sk8tr": "skater",
    "skb": "should know better",
    "sked": "schedule",
    "skeet": "ejaculate",
    "skewl": "school",
    "skhool": "school",
    "skillz": "skills",
    "skl": "school",
    "skool": "school",
    "skoul": "school",
    "sktr": "skater",
    "skwl": "school",
    "sl4n": "so long for now",
    "sl^t": "shit",
    "sleepin": "sleeping",
    "sleepn": "sleeping",
    "slf": "sexy little laugh",
    "slgb": "straight/lesbian/gay/bisexual",
    "slng": "slang",
    "slo": "slow",
    "sloowww": "slow",
    "slore": "shitty whore",
    "slos": "someone looking over shoulder",
    "slp": "sleep",
    "slt": "something like that",
    "sm": "social media",
    "sm1": "someone",
    "smb": "see my blog",
    "smbd": "suck my big dick",
    "smbt": "suck my big toe",
    "smc": "suck my cock",
    "smd": "suck my dick",
    "smdb": "suck my dick bitch",
    "smdvq": "suck my dick quickly",
    "smeg": "laugh",
    "smexy": "sexy",
    "smf": "stupid motherlaugher",
    "smfd": "suck my laughing dick",
    "smfpos": "stupid mother laughing piece of shit",
    "smh": "shake my head",
    "smhb": "suck my hairy balls",
    "smho": "screaming my head off",
    "smithwaws": "smack me in the head with a wooden spoon",
    "smofo": "stupid mother laugher",
    "smone": "someone",
    "smst": "somebody missed snack time",
    "smt": "suck my tits",
    "smthin": "something",
    "smthng": "something",
    "smtm": "sometime",
    "smto": "sticking my tongue out",
    "smtoay": "sticking my tongue out at you",
    "sn": "screen name",
    "snafu": "situation normal all laughed up",
    "snafubar": "situation normal all laughed up beyond any recognition",
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    "snew": "what's new",
    "snd": "send",
    "snf": "so not fair",
    "snl": "saturday night live",
    "snm": "say no more",
    "snog": "kiss",
    "snogged": "kissed",
    "snorin": "snoring",
    "soa": "service oriented architecture",
    "soab": "son of a btch",
    "soad": "system of a down",
    "soafb": "son of a laughing bitch",
    "soarin": "soaring",
    "sob": "son of a bitch",
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    "soc": "same old crap",
    "soe": "service oriented enterprise",
    "sof": "smile on face",
    "sofas": "stepping out for a smoke",
    "sofs": "same old laughing shit",
    "soi": "service oriented infrastructure",
    "sok": "it's ok",
    "sokay": "it's okay",
    "sol": "shit outta luck",
    "soliman": "soliman",
    "som'm": "something",
    "som1": "someone",
    "somadn": "sitting on my ass doing nothing",
    "some1": "someone",
    "soml": "story of my life",
    "sonebody": "somebody",
    "soo": "so",
    "soobs": "saggy boobs",
    "sool": "shit out of luck",
    "sooorrry": "sorry",
    "sooorrryyy": "sorry",
    "sop": "same old place",
    "sophmores": "sophomore",
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    "sorreh": "sorry",
    "sorta": "sort of",
    "sos": "same old shit",
    "sosdd": "same old shit, different day",
    "sosg": "spouse over shoulder gone",
    "sot": "suck on this",
    "sotc": "stupid off topic crap",
    "sotr": "sex on the road",
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    "sowi": "sorry",
    "sowwy": "sorry",
    "soz": "sorry",
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    "spk": "speak",
    "spk2ul8r": "speak to you later",
    "sploits": "exploits",
    "sploitz": "exploits",
    "spoked": "spoke",
    "spokee": "spoke",
    "sportin": "supporting",
    "spos": "stupid peace of shit",
    "sprm": "sperm",
    "sqtm": "snickering quietly to myself",
    "srch": "search",
    "srly": "seriously",
    "sroucks": "that's cool, but it still sucks",
    "srry": "sorry",
    "srs": "serious",
    "srsly": "seriously",
    "srvis": "service",
    "srvivs": "survivors",
    "sry": "sorry",
    "srynd2g": "sorry need to go",
    "srzly": "seriously",
    "ss": "screenshot",
    "ss4l": "smoking sista for life",
    "ssdd": "same shit, different day",
    "ssdp": "same shit different pile",
    "ssia": "subject says it all",
    "ssl": "secure sockets layer",
    "ssob": "stupid sons of bitches",
    "ssry": "so sorry",
    "sssd": "same shit same day",
    "sssooo": "so",
    "st": "stop that",
    "st1": "stoned",
    "st8": "state",
    "startiing": "starting",
    "stayd": "stayed",
    "stayy": "stay",
    "stb": "soon to be",
    "stbx": "soon to be ex",
    "stby": "sucks to be you",
    "std": "sexually transmitted disease",
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    "stff": "stuff",
    "stfm": "search the laughing manual",
    "stfng": "search the laughing news group",
    "stfu": "shut the laugh off",
    "stfua": "shut the laugh up already",
    "stfuah": "shut the laugh up asshole",
    "stfub": "shut the laugh up bitch",
    "stfuda": "shut the laugh up dumb ass",
    "stfugbtw": "shut the laugh up and get back to work",
    "stfun": "shut the laugh up n****r",
    "stfuogtfo": "shut the laugh up or get the laugh out.",
    "stfuppercut": "shut the laugh up",
    "stfuyb": "shut the laugh up you bitch",
    "stfuysoab": "shut the laugh up you son of a bitch",
    "stfw": "search the laughing web",
    "stg": "swear to god",
    "sth": "something",
    "sthing": "something",
    "sthu": "shut the hell up",
    "stipes": "stripes",
    "stm": "smiling to myself",
    "stoopid": "stupid",
    "stpd": "stupid",
    "str8": "straight",
    "str8up": "straight up",
    "stratches": "scratches",
    "streetsides": "streetsides",
    "strengtheneth": "strengthen",
    "strickly": "strictly",
    "sts": "so to speak",
    "stsp": "same time same place",
    "stt": "same time tomorrow",
    "studnt": "student",
    "stufu": "stupid laugher",
    "stupd": "stupid",
    "stw": "share the wealth",
    "stys": "speak to you soon",
    "su": "shut up",
    "suabq": "shut up and be quiet",
    "suagooml": "shut up and get out of my life",
    "sucesful": "successful",
    "sucessfull": "successful",
    "suddden": "sudden",
    "sugarr": "sugar",
    "suggstng": "suggesting",
    "suib": "shut up im busy",
    "suk": "suck",
    "suka": "sucker",
    "sukz": "sucks",
    "sul": "see you later",
    "sum1": "someone",
    "sumfin": "something",
    "summin": "something",
    "sumone": "someone",
    "sumthin'": "something",
    "sumtin": "something",
    "sup": "what's up",
    "supa": "super",
    "superstorms": "superstars",
    "supposably": "supposedly",
    "suprised": "surprised",
    "suprises": "surprises",
    "surounded": "surrounded",
    "sus": "see you soon",
    "susfu": "situation unchanged, still laughed up",
    "sushii": "sushi",
    "sushis": "sushi",
    "suspectin": "suspect",
    "sut": "see you tomorrow",
    "sutuct": "so you think you can type",
    "suuure": "sure",
    "sux": "sucks",
    "sux0rz": "sucks",
    "sux2bu": "sucks to be you",
    "suxor": "sucks",
    "suxors": "sucks",
    "suxorz": "sucks",
    "suxx": "sucks",
    "suxxor": "sucks",
    "suyah": "shut up you ass hole!",
    "svn": "seven",
    "svu": "special victims unit",
    "sw": "so what",
    "swafk": "sealed with a friendly kiss",
    "swak": "sealed with a kiss",
    "swakaah": "sealed with a kiss and a hug",
    "swalk": "sealed with a loving kiss",
    "swayamsevaks": "volunteer",
    "swf": "single white female",
    "swm": "single white male",
    "swmbo": "she who must be obeyed",
    "swmt": "stop wasting my time",
    "swp": "sorry wrong person",
    "swsw2b": "single when she wants to be",
    "swt": "sweet",
    "swtf": "seriously, what the laugh",
    "sx": "sex",
    "sxc": "sexy",
    "sxcy": "sexy",
    "sxe": "straight edge",
    "sxi": "sexy",
    "sxs": "sex",
    "sxy": "sexy",
    "syatp": "see you at the party",
    "sydim": "stick your dick in me",
    "sydlm": "shut your dirty little mouth",
    "sydrome": "syndrome",
    "syfm": "shut your laughing mouth",
    "syiab": "see you in a bit",
    "syiaf": "see you in a few",
    "syl": "see you later",
    "syl8r": "see you later",
    "sym": "shut your mouth",
    "syndey": "sydney",
    "syoa": "save your own ass",
    "syotbf": "see you on the battlefield",
    "syrs": "see ya real soon",
    "sys": "see you soon",
    "sysop": "system operator",
    "syt": "see you there",
    "sytycd": "so you think you can dance",
    "syu": "sex you up",
    "sz": "sorry",
    "t#3": "the",
    "th": "the",
    "t,ftfy": "there, fixed that for you",
    "t.t.y.l": "talk to you later",
    "t/a": "try again",
    "t2b": "time to blunt",
    "t2m": "talk to me",
    "t2u": "talking to you",
    "t2ul": "talk to you later",
    "t2ul8r": "talk to you later",
    "t3h": "the",
    "t4a": "thanks for asking",
    "t4m": "transgender for male",
    "t8st": "taste",
    "ta": "thanks again",
    "taci": "that's a crappy idea",
    "tafn": "that's all for now",
    "taht": "that",
    "tai": "think about it",
    "taig": "that's all i got.",
    "takign": "taking",
    "takking": "taking",
    "tal": "thanks a lot",
    "talllk": "talk",
    "tanq": "thank you",
    "tanstaafl": "there ain't no such thing as a free lunch",
    "tarapaca": "giry new",
    "tard": "retard",
    "tarfu": "things are really laughed up",
    "tat": "that",
    "tat2": "tattoo",
    "tau": "thinking about you",
    "taunch": "te amo un chingo",
    "taw": "teachers are watching",
    "tay": "thinking about you",
    "tb": "text back",
    "tb4u": "too bad for you",
    "tba": "to be anounced",
    "tbc": "to be continued",
    "tbd": "to be decided",
    "tbf": "to be fair",
    "tbfh": "to be laughing honest",
    "tbfu": "too bad for you",
    "tbh": "to be honest",
    "tbhimo": "to be honest in my opinion",
    "tbnt": "thanks but no thanks",
    "tbp": "the pirate bay",
    "tbpfh": "to be perfectly laughing honest",
    "tbph": "to be perfectly honest",
    "tbqf": "to be quite frank",
    "tbqh": "to be quite honest",
    "tbss": "too bad so sad",
    "tbtfh": "to be totally freaking honest",
    "tbvh": "to be very honest",
    "tc": "take care",
    "tcfc": "too close for comfort",
    "tcfm": "too cool for me",
    "tcg": "trading card game",
    "tchbo": "topic creater has been owned",
    "tcial": "the cake is a lie",
    "tcoy": "take care of yourself",
    "tcp": "transmission control protocol",
    "tcp/ip": "transmission control protocol/internet protocol",
    "tcpi": "to complete performance index",
    "td2m": "talk dirty to me",
    "tddup": "till death do us part",
    "tdf": "to die for",
    "tdl": "too d**n lazy",
    "tdtm": "talk dirty to me",
    "tdwdtg": "the devil went down to georgia",
    "te": "team effort",
    "teh": "the",
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    "tennesse": "tennessee",
    "teotwawki": "the end of the world as we know it",
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    "tf2": "team fortress 2",
    "tfa": "the laughing article",
    "tfb": "time for bed",
    "tfbundy": "totaly laughed but unfortunatly not dead yet",
    "tfc": "team fortress classic",
    "tfd": "total laughing disaster",
    "tff": "that's laughing funny",
    "tfft": "thank laugh for that",
    "tffw": "too funny for words",
    "tfh": "thread from hell",
    "tfic": "tongue firmly in cheek",
    "tfiik": "the laugh if i know",
    "tfl": "thanks for looking",
    "tfln": "thanx for last night",
    "tfm": "too laughing much",
    "tfs": "thanks for sharing",
    "tfta": "thanks for the add",
    "tfti": "thanks for the information",
    "tfu": "that's laughed up",
    "tfu2baw": "time for you to buy a watch",
    "tg": "thank god",
    "tgfe": "together forever",
    "tgfitw": "the greatest fans in the world",
    "tgft": "thank god for that",
    "tgfu": "too good for you",
    "tgfuap": "thank god for unanswered prayers",
    "tghig": "thank god husband is gone",
    "tgif": "thank god it's friday",
    "tgiff": "thank god its laughing friday",
    "tgis": "thank god it's saturday",
    "tgiwjo": "thank god it was just once",
    "tgsttttptct": "thank god someone took the time to put this crap together",
    "tgtbt": "too good to be true",
    "tgwig": "thank god wife is gone",
    "tgws": "that goes without saying",
    "th@": "that",
    "tha": "the",
    "thankies": "thank you",
    "thankkss": "thanks",
    "thankx": "thank you",
    "thanq": "thank you",
    "thanx": "thank you",
    "thar": "there",
    "thatnk": "thank",
    "thatz": "that's",
    "theathre": "theater",
    "thicking": "ticking",
    "thingie": "thing",
    "thinkinn": "thinking",
    "thios": "this",
    "thku": "thank you",
    "thn": "then",
    "thnk": "think",
    "thnx": "thanks",
    "tho": "though",
    "thot": "the hoe of today",
    "thr": "there",
    "thr4": "therefore",
    "throughly": "thoroughly",
    "thru": "through",
    "thrustin": "thrust",
    "tht": "that",
    "thwdi": "thats how we do it",
    "thwy": "the hell with you!",
    "thx": "thank you",
    "thxx": "thanks",
    "thz": "thank you",
    "ti2o": "that is too obious",
    "tiafayh": "thanks in advance for all your help",
    "tiai": "take it all in",
    "tias": "try it and see",
    "tiatwtcc": "this is a trap word to catch copiers",
    "ticketnews": "tickets",
    "tickett": "ticket",
    "tierdd": "tired",
    "tif": "this is fun",
    "tif2m": "this is laughing 2 much",
    "tifs": "this is funny shit",
    "tifu": "that is laughed up",
    "tigger": "tiger",
    "tiic": "the idiots in control",
    "til": "until",
    "tilf": "teenager i'd like to laugh",
    "tinf": "this is not fair",
    "tinla": "this is not legal advice",
    "tinstaafl": "there is no such thing as a free lunch",
    "tintin": "tint",
    "tioli": "take it or leave it",
    "tis": "is",
    "tisc": "that is so cool",
    "tisfu": "that is so laughed up",
    "tisg": "this is so gay",
    "tisly": "that is so last year",
    "tisnf": "that is so not fair",
    "tiss": "this is some shit",
    "tisw": "that is so wrong",
    "tiw": "teacher is watching",
    "tix": "tickets",
    "tjb": "thats just boring",
    "tk": "team kill",
    "tk2ul": "talk to you later",
    "tkd": "tae kwon do",
    "tker": "team killer",
    "tks": "thanks",
    "tku": "thank you",
    "tl": "tough luck",
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    "tl8r": "talk later",
    "tl:dr": "too long; didn't read",
    "tl;": "dr to long; didn't read",
    "tl;dr": "too long; didn't read",
    "tla": "three letter acronym",
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    "tld": "told",
    "tldnr": "too long, did not read",
    "tldr": "too long, didn't read.",
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    "tlk": "talk",
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    "tlk2ul8r": "talk to you later",
    "tlkin": "talking",
    "tlkn": "talking",
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    "tmai": "tell me about it",
    "tmbi": "tell me about it",
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    "tmk": "to my knowledge",
    "tml": "tell me later",
    "tmmrw": "tomorrow",
    "tmnt": "teenage mutant ninja turtles",
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    "tmoro": "tomorrow",
    "tmoz": "tomorrow",
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    "tmsg": "tell me something good",
    "tmsidk": "tell me somthing i don't know",
    "tmth": "too much to handle",
    "tmtmo": "text me tomorrow",
    "tmtoyh": "too much time on your hands",
    "tmtt": "tell me the truth",
    "tmw": "too much work",
    "tmwfi": "take my word for it",
    "tmz": "tomorrow",
    "tn1": "trust no-one",
    "tna": "tits and ass",
    "tnf": "that's not funny",
    "tnlnsl": "took nothing left nothing signed log",
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    "tnxz": "thanks",
    "tob": "teacher over back",
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    "tok2ul8r": "i'll talk to you later",
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    "tps": "test procedure specification",
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    "tq": "thank you",
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    "tss": "that's so sweet",
    "tstoac": "too stupid to own a computer",
    "tswc": "tell someone who cares",
    "tt4n": "ta ta for now",
    "ttbc": "try to be cool",
    "ttbomk": "to the best o fmy knowledge",
    "ttc": "text the cell",
    "ttfaf": "through the fire and flames",
    "ttfn": "ta ta for now",
    "tthb": "try to hurry back",
    "ttihlic": "try to imagine how little i care",
    "ttiuwiop": "this thread is useless without pics",
    "ttiuwop": "this thread is useless without pics",
    "ttiuwp": "this thread is useless without pictures",
    "ttiwwop": "this thread is worthless without pics",
    "ttiwwp": "this thread is worthless without pics",
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    "ttth": "talk to the hand",
    "tttt": "to tell the truth",
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    "tu": "thank you",
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    "tuvm": "thank you very much",
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    "twi": "texting while intoxicated",
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    "twss": "that's what she said",
    "twsy": "that was so yeterday",
    "twttr": "twitter",
    "twvsoy": "that was very stupid of you",
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    "tx": "thanks",
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    "ty": "thank you",
    "tyclos": "turn your caps lock off, stupid",
    "tyfi": "thank you for invite",
    "tyfn": "thank you for nothing",
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    "tyfyt": "thank you for your time",
    "tyl": "text you later",
    "tyleronemo": "tyleronemo",
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    "tyme": "time",
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    "tysm": "thank you so much",
    "tysvm": "thank you so very much",
    "tyt": "take your time",
    "tyto": "take your top off",
    "tyty": "thank you thank you",
    "tyvm": "thank you very much",
    "tyvvm": "thank you very very much",
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    "understandrt": "understand",
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    "unisdr": "united nations international strategy for disaster reduction",
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    "unmotivated": "motivated",
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    "upcia": "unsolicited pool cue in anus",
    "upia": "unsolicited pencil in anus",
    "uplb": "uplb",
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    "upos": "you piece of shit",
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    "upw": "unidentified party wound",
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    "ura": "you are a",
    "uradrk": "you're a dork",
    "urafb": "you are a laughing bitch",
    "uraqt": "you are a cutie",
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    "ure": "you are",
    "urg": "you are gay",
    "urht": "you're hot",
    "url8": "you are late",
    "urms": "you rock my socks",
    "urmw": "you are my world",
    "urnc": "you are not cool",
    "urs": "yours",
    "ursab": "you are such a bitch",
    "ursdf": "you are so d**n fine",
    "ursg": "you are so gay",
    "ursh": "you are so hot",
    "urssb": "you are so sexy baby",
    "urstpid": "you are stupid",
    "urstu": "you are stupid",
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    "urtrd": "you retard",
    "urtw": "you are the worst",
    "urw": "you are weird",
    "uryyfm": "you are too wise for me",
    "usck": "you suck",
    "usd": "united states dollar",
    "usgsa": "u.s. general services administration",
    "ussr": "the union of soviet socialist republics",
    "usuk": "you suck",
    "usux": "you suck",
    "ut": "you there",
    "uta": "up the ass",
    "utcfriday": "friday",
    "utclat": "utclat",
    "utfs": "use the laughing search",
    "utfse": "use the laughing search engine",
    "utili": "utility",
    "utm": "you tell me",
    "uttm": "you talking to me?",
    "utube": "youtube",
    "utw": "used to work",
    "uty": "it's up to you",
    "uve": "you've",
    "uvgtbsm": "you have got to be shiting me",
    "uw": "you're welcome",
    "uwc": "you are welcome",
    "uya": "up your ass",
    "uyab": "up your ass bitch",
    "v4g1n4": "vagina",
    "vag": "vagina",
    "vajayjay": "vagina",
    "vb": "visual basic",
    "vbeg": "very big evil grin",
    "vbg": "very big grin",
    "vegeterian": "vegetarian",
    "ventu": "venture",
    "verifed": "verified",
    "vf": "very funny",
    "vfe": "virgins 4 ever",
    "vff": "verry laughing funny",
    "vfm": "value for money",
    "vgg": "very good game",
    "vgh": "very good hand",
    "vgl": "very good looking",
    "vgn": "video game nerd",
    "vid": "video",
    "vids": "videos",
    "viia": "via",
    "viirs": "visible infrared imaging radiometer suite",
    "violatin": "violating",
    "violetta": "violet",
    "vip": "very important person",
    "vleo": "very low earth orbit",
    "vlog": "video log",
    "vn": "very nice",
    "vnc": "virtual network computing",
    "vnh": "very nice hand",
    "voip": "voice over ip",
    "volunt": "volunteer",
    "vote4": "vote",
    "vpadmin": "vice-president admiistration",
    "vrsty": "varsity",
    "vry": "very",
    "vs": "versus",
    "vwd": "very well done",
    "vweg": "very wicked evil grin",
    "vzit": "visit",
    "vzn": "verizon",
    "w'sup": "what's up",
    "w.b.s.": "write back soon",
    "w.e": "whatever",
    "w.e.": "whatever",
    "w.o.w": "world of warcraft",
    "w.o.w.": "world of warcraft",
    "w/": "with",
    "w/b": "write back",
    "w/e": "whatever",
    "w/end": "weekend",
    "w/eva": "whatever",
    "w/o": "with out",
    "w/out": "without",
    "w/u": "with you",
    "w00t": "woohoo",
    "w012d": "word",
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    "w2g": "way to go",
    "w2ho": "want to hang out",
    "w2m": "want to meet",
    "w33d": "weed",
    "w8": "wait",
    "w8am": "wait a minute",
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    "w8t4me": "wait for me",
    "w8ter": "waiter",
    "w911": "wife in room",
    "w\\e": "whatever",
    "waaalk": "walk",
    "waaall": "wall",
    "wab": "what a bitch",
    "wad": "^ what's up?",
    "wadr": "with all due respect",
    "wadzup": "what's up?",
    "waf": "weird as laugh",
    "wafda": "what a laughing dumb ass",
    "wafl": "what a laughing loser",
    "wafm": "wait a laughing minute",
    "wafn": "what a laughen noob",
    "wai": "what an idiot",
    "waloc": "what a load of crap",
    "walstib": "what a long strange trip it's been",
    "wam": "wait a minute",
    "wamh": "with all my heart",
    "wan2tlk": "want to talk",
    "wana": "want to",
    "wanafuk": "wanna laugh",
    "wanker": "masturbater",
    "wanking": "masturbating",
    "wanna": "want to",
    "wannts": "wants",
    "wansta": "wanna be ganster",
    "warez": "illegally obtained software",
    "was^": "what's up",
    "wasa": "was",
    "wasd": "was",
    "wase": "was",
    "washingto": "washington",
    "wassup": "what's up?",
    "wasup": "what's up",
    "wat": "what",
    "wat's": "whats up",
    "watcha": "what are you",
    "watev": "whatever",
    "wateva": "whatever",
    "watevr": "whatever",
    "watevs": "whatever",
    "watkinson": "atkins",
    "wats": "whats",
    "watz": "what's up",
    "wau": "what about you",
    "wau^2": "what are you up to?",
    "waug": "where are you going",
    "wauw": "what are you wearing",
    "waw": "what a whore",
    "waycb": "when are you coming back",
    "wayd": "what are you doing",
    "waygow": "who are you going out with",
    "wayh": "why are you here",
    "wayn": "where are you now",
    "waysttm": "why are you still talking to me",
    "waysw": "why are you so weird",
    "wayt": "what are you thinking?",
    "wayta": "what are you talking about",
    "wayut": "what are you up to",
    "waz": "what's up",
    "wazz": "what's",
    "wazza": "what's up",
    "wazzed": "drunk",
    "wazzup": "what's up",
    "wb": "welcome back",
    "wbagnfarb": "would be a good name for a rock band",
    "wbb": "will be back",
    "wbbs": "will be back soon",
    "wbp": "welcome back partner",
    "wbrb": "will be right back",
    "wbs": "write back soon",
    "wbu": "what about you",
    "wby": "what about you",
    "wc": "who cares",
    "wc3": "warcraft iii",
    "wcutm": "what can you tell me",
    "wcw": "webcam whore",
    "wd": "well done",
    "wdf": "worth dying for",
    "wdhlm": "why doesnt he love me?",
    "wdidn": "what do i do now",
    "wdim": "what did i miss",
    "wdtm": "what does that mean",
    "wduc": "what do you care",
    "wdum": "what do you mean",
    "wdus": "what did you say",
    "wdut": "what do you think?",
    "wdutom": "what do you think of me",
    "wduw": "what do you want",
    "wduwta": "what do you wanna talk about",
    "wduwtta": "what do you want to talk about",
    "wdwdn": "what do we do now",
    "wdwgw": "where did we go wrong",
    "wdya": "why do you ask",
    "wdydt": "why do you do that",
    "wdye": "what do you expect",
    "wdyl": "who do you like",
    "wdym": "what do you mean",
    "wdys": "what did you say",
    "wdyt": "what do you think",
    "wdytia": "who do you think i am?",
    "wdyw": "what do you want",
    "wdywd": "what do you want to do?",
    "wdywtd": "what do you want to do",
    "wdywtdt": "why do you want to do that?",
    "wdywtta": "what do you want to talk about",
    "we've": "we have",
    "wearwolf": "werewolf",
    "webby": "webcam",
    "weeknd": "weekend",
    "weg": "wicked evil grin",
    "welc": "welcome",
    "wen": "when",
    "wennt": "went",
    "werkz": "works",
    "wev": "whatever",
    "weve": "what ever",
    "wevr": "whatever",
    "wfh": "working from home",
    "wfhw": "what's for homework",
    "wfm": "works for me",
    "wfyb": "whatever floats your boat",
    "wg": "wicked gril",
    "wgac": "who gives a crap",
    "wgaf": "who gives a laugh",
    "wgas": "who gives a shit",
    "wgasa": "who gives a shit anyway",
    "wgo": "what's going on",
    "wgph2": "want to go play halo 2?",
    "wha": "what?",
    "whaddya": "what do you",
    "whaletail": "thong",
    "what^": "what's up?",
    "whatcha": "what are you",
    "whatev": "whatever",
    "whatevs": "whatever",
    "whenevs": "whenever",
    "whereeva": "wherever",
    "whevah": "where ever",
    "whever": "whatever",
    "whf": "wanna have fun?",
    "whileee": "while",
    "whish": "wish",
    "whit": "with",
    "whodi": "friend",
    "whooore": "whore",
    "whr": "where",
    "whs": "wanna have sex",
    "wht": "what",
    "wht^": "what up",
    "whtd": "what",
    "whteva": "what ever",
    "whteve": "whatever",
    "whtever": "whatever",
    "whtevr": "whatever",
    "whtvr": "whatever",
    "whubu2": "what have you been up to",
    "whubut": "what have you been up to",
    "whut": "what",
    "whyb": "where have you been",
    "whyd": "what have you done",
    "wid": "with",
    "widout": "without",
    "wierdd": "weird",
    "wieu2": "what is everyone up to",
    "wif": "with",
    "wiid": "what if i did",
    "wilco": "will comply",
    "winnar": "winner",
    "wio": "without",
    "wip": "work in progress",
    "wireles": "wireless",
    "wisssh": "wish",
    "wissshhh": "wish",
    "wit": "with",
    "witcha": "with you",
    "witfp": "what is the laughing point",
    "witu": "with you",
    "witw": "what in the world",
    "witwct": "what is the world coming too",
    "witwu": "who is there with you",
    "witwwyt": "what in the world were you thinking",
    "wiu": "what is up?",
    "wiuwu": "what is up with you",
    "wiv": "with",
    "wiw": "wife is watching",
    "wiwhu": "wish i was holding you",
    "wiwt": "wish i was there",
    "wiyp": "what is your problem",
    "wjwd": "what jesus would do",
    "wk": "week",
    "wkd": "wicked",
    "wkend": "weekend",
    "wl": "will",
    "wlc": "welcome",
    "wlcb": "welcome back",
    "wlcm": "welcome",
    "wld": "would",
    "wlkd": "walked",
    "wlos": "wife looking over shoulder",
    "wltm": "would like to meet",
    "wmao": "working my ass off",
    "wmd": "weapons of mass destruction",
    "wmgl": "wish me good luck",
    "wml": "wish me luck",
    "wmyb": "what makes you beautiful",
    "wn": "when",
    "wna": "want to",
    "wnkr": "wanker",
    "wnrn": "why not right now",
    "wnt": "want",
    "wntd": "what not to do",
    "woa": "word of advice",
    "woc": "welcome on cam",
    "wochit": "watch it",
    "woe": "what on earth",
    "woft": "waste of laughing time",
    "wogge": "what on god's green earth?",
    "wogs": "waste of good sperm",
    "woked": "woke",
    "wokee": "woke",
    "woker": "worker",
    "wolcome": "welcome",
    "wolo": "we only live once",
    "wombat": "waste of money, brains, and time",
    "wondring": "wondering",
    "woohoo": "woohoo",
    "woot": "woohoo",
    "wooww": "wow",
    "wos": "waste of space",
    "wot": "what",
    "wotevs": "whatever",
    "wothout": "without",
    "wotv": "what's on television?",
    "wotw": "word of the week",
    "woum": "what's on your mind",
    "wounderful": "wonderful",
    "wowowow": "wow",
    "wowzers": "wow",
    "woz": "was",
    "wp": "wrong person",
    "wpe": "worst president ever (bush)",
    "wrd": "word",
    "wrdo": "weirdo",
    "wrgad": "who really gives a d**n",
    "wrgaf": "who really gives a laugh?",
    "writtin": "writing",
    "wrk": "work",
    "wrm": "which reminds me",
    "wrng": "wrong",
    "wrt": "with regard to",
    "wrtg": "writing",
    "wrthls": "worthless",
    "wru": "where are you",
    "wrud": "what are you doing",
    "wruf": "where are you from",
    "wruu2": "what are you up to",
    "wsb": "wanna cyber?",
    "wsf": "we should laugh",
    "wshtf": "when shit hits the fan",
    "wsi": "why should i",
    "wsibt": "when should i be there",
    "wsidi": "why should i do it",
    "wsop": "world series of poker",
    "wswta": "what shall we talk about?",
    "wtaf": "what the actual laugh",
    "wtb": "want to buy",
    "wtbd": "what's the big deal",
    "wtbh": "what the bloody hell",
    "wtc": "what the crap",
    "wtcf": "what the crazy laugh",
    "wtd": "what the deuce",
    "wtf": "what the laugh",
    "wtfaud": "what the laugh are you doing?",
    "wtfay": "who the laugh are you",
    "wtfayd": "what the laugh are you doing",
    "wtfayt": "why the laugh are you talking",
    "wtfayta": "what the laugh are you talking about?",
    "wtfb": "what the laugh bitch",
    "wtfbs": "what the laugh bull shit",
    "wtfc": "who the laugh cares",
    "wtfdik": "what the laugh do i know",
    "wtfdum": "what the laugh do you mean",
    "wtfduw": "what the laugh do you want?",
    "wtfdyw": "what the laugh do you want",
    "wtfe": "what the laugh ever",
    "wtfever": "what the laugh ever",
    "wtfg": "what the laughing god",
    "wtfh": "what the laughing hell",
    "wtfhb": "what the laughing hell bitch",
    "wtfhwt": "what the laughing hell was that",
    "wtfigo": "what the laugh is going on",
    "wtfigoh": "what the laugh is going on here",
    "wtfit": "what the laugh is that",
    "wtfits": "what the laugh is this shit",
    "wtfiu": "what the laugh is up",
    "wtfiup": "what the laugh is your problem",
    "wtfiuwy": "what the laugh is up with you",
    "wtfiwwu": "what the laugh is wrong with you",
    "wtfiwwy": "what the laugh is wrong with you",
    "wtfiyp": "what the laugh is your problem",
    "wtfm": "what the laugh, mate?",
    "wtfmf": "what the laugh mother laugher",
    "wtfo": "what the laugh over",
    "wtfru": "what the laugh are you",
    "wtfrud": "what the laugh are you doing?",
    "wtfrudng": "what the laugh are you doing",
    "wtfrudoin": "what the laugh are you doing",
    "wtfruo": "what the laugh are you on?",
    "wtfruttd": "what the laugh are you trying to do",
    "wtfs": "what the laughing shit?",
    "wtfuah": "what the laugh you asshole",
    "wtful": "what the laugh you loser",
    "wtfwjd": "what the laugh would jesus do",
    "wtfwt": "what the laugh was that",
    "wtfwtd": "what the laugh was that dude",
    "wtfwtf": "what the laugh was that for?",
    "wtfya": "what the laugh you asshole",
    "wtfyb": "what the laugh you bitch",
    "wtg": "way to go",
    "wtgds": "way to go dumb shit",
    "wtgp": "want to go private",
    "wth": "what the heck",
    "wtharud": "what the heck are you doing",
    "wthau": "who the hell are you",
    "wthauwf": "what the hell are you waiting for",
    "wthay": "who the hell are you",
    "wthayd": "what the heck are you doing",
    "wthaydwmgf": "what the hell are you doing with my girlfriend",
    "wthdydt": "why the hell did you do that",
    "wthhyb": "where the hell have you been?",
    "wthigo": "what the hell is going on",
    "wthiwwu": "what the hell is wrong with you",
    "wtho": "want to hang out?",
    "wthru": "who the heck are you",
    "wthrud": "what the hell are you doing?",
    "wths": "want to have sex",
    "wthswm": "want to have sex with me",
    "wthwt": "what the hell was that?",
    "wthwut": "what the hell were you thinking",
    "wthyi": "what the hell you idiot",
    "wtii": "what time is it",
    "wtiiot": "what time is it over there?",
    "wtityb": "whatever, tell it to your blog",
    "wtly": "welcome to last year",
    "wtmf": "what the mother laugh",
    "wtmfh": "what the mother laughing hell",
    "wtmi": "way too much information",
    "wtmtr": "what's the matter",
    "wtp": "where's the party",
    "wtrud": "what are you doing",
    "wts": "want to sell",
    "wtt": "want to trade",
    "wttp": "want to trade pictures?",
    "wtv": "whatever",
    "wtva": "whatever",
    "wtvr": "whatever",
    "wtwm": "what time are we meeting?",
    "wtwr": "well that was random",
    "wu": "what's up?",
    "wu2kilu": "want you to know i love you",
    "wub": "love",
    "wubmgf": "will you be my girlfriend?",
    "wubu2": "what you been up to",
    "wubut": "what you been up too",
    "wud": "would",
    "wudev": "whatever",
    "wudn": "what you doing now",
    "wugowm": "will you go out with me",
    "wula": "what you looking at?",
    "wuld": "would",
    "wuny": "wait until next year",
    "wussup": "what is up?",
    "wut": "what",
    "wutb": "what are you talking about",
    "wutcha": "what are you",
    "wuteva": "whatever",
    "wutevr": "what ever",
    "wuts": "what is",
    "wutup": "what's up",
    "wuu2": "what you up to",
    "wuu22m": "what you up to tomorrow",
    "wuut": "what you up to",
    "wuv": "love",
    "wuwh": "wish you were here",
    "wuwt": "what's up with that",
    "wuwta": "what do you want to talk about",
    "wuwtab": "what do you want to talk about",
    "wuwtb": "what do you want to talk about",
    "wuwtta": "what you want to talk about",
    "wuwttb": "what you want to talk about",
    "wuwu": "what up with you",
    "wuz": "what's",
    "wuza": "what's up",
    "wuzup": "what's up",
    "wwc": "who would care",
    "wwcnd": "what would chuck norris do",
    "wwdhd": "what would david hasselhoff do",
    "wwe": "world wrestling entertainment",
    "wwgf": "when we gonna laugh",
    "wwhw": "when where how why",
    "wwikt": "why would i know that",
    "wwjd": "what would jesus do?",
    "wwt": "what was that",
    "wwtf": "what was that for",
    "wwudtm": "what would you do to me",
    "wwut": "what were you thinking",
    "www": "world wide web",
    "wwwy": "what's wrong with you",
    "wwy": "where were you",
    "wwycm": "when will you call me",
    "wwyd": "what would you do?",
    "wwyd2m": "what would you do to me",
    "wwyt": "what were you thinking",
    "wy": "why?",
    "wyas": "wow you are stupid",
    "wyatb": "wish you all the best",
    "wyauimg": "why you all up in my grill?",
    "wybts": "were you born this sexy",
    "wyc": "will you come",
    "wycm": "will you call me",
    "wyd": "what are you doing",
    "wyg": "will you go",
    "wygac": "when you get a chance",
    "wygam": "when you get a minute",
    "wygowm": "will you go out with me",
    "wygwm": "will you go with me",
    "wyhi": "would you hit it?",
    "wyhswm": "would you have sex with me",
    "wylion": "whether you like it or not",
    "wyltk": "wouldn't you like to know",
    "wylym": "watch your language young man",
    "wym": "what you mean?",
    "wyn": "what's your name",
    "wyp": "what's your problem?",
    "wypsu": "will you please shut up",
    "wys": "wow you're stupid",
    "wysiayg": "what you see is all you get",
    "wysitwirl": "what you see is totally worthless in real life",
    "wysiwyg": "what you see is what you get",
    "wyw": "what you want",
    "wywh": "wish you were here",
    "wywo": "while you were out",
    "xb36t": "xbox 360",
    "xbf": "ex-boyfriend",
    "xbl": "xbox live",
    "xcept": "except",
    "xcpt": "except",
    "xd": "extreme droll",
    "xellent": "excellent",
    "xfer": "transfer",
    "xgf": "exgirlfriend",
    "xing": "crossing",
    "xit": "exit",
    "xl": "extra large",
    "xlarge": "large",
    "xlnt": "excellent",
    "xmas": "christmas",
    "xmpl": "example",
    "xoac": "christ on a crutch",
    "xor": "hacker",
    "xover": "crossover",
    "xox": "hugs and kisses",
    "xoxo": "xoxo",
    "xp": "experience",
    "xpect": "expect",
    "xplaned": "explained",
    "xpost": "post",
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    "xroads": "crossroads",
    "xs": "excess",
    "xtc": "ecstasy",
    "xtian": "xtian",
    "xtians": "christian",
    "xtra": "extra",
    "xtreme": "extreme",
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    "xyzpdq": "examine your zipper pretty darn quick",
    "y": "w you're welcome",
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    "y'alll": "y'all",
    "y'allz": "y'all",
    "y/n": "yes or no",
    "y/o": "years old",
    "y00": "you",
    "y2b": "youtube",
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    "yaafm": "you are a laughing moron",
    "yaagf": "you are a good friend",
    "yaai": "you are an idiot",
    "yaf": "you're a f**",
    "yafi": "you're a laughing idiot",
    "yag": "you are gay",
    "yall": "you all",
    "yapa": "yet another pointless acronym",
    "yaqw": "you are quite welcome",
    "yarly": "yeah really",
    "yas": "you are stupid",
    "yasan": "you are such a nerd",
    "yasf": "you are so funny",
    "yasfg": "you are so laughing gay",
    "yasg": "you are so gay",
    "yasw": "you are so weird",
    "yatb": "you are the best",
    "yatwl": "you are the weakest link",
    "yaw": "you are welcome",
    "yayo": "cocaine",
    "ybbg": "your brother by grace",
    "ybs": "you'll be sorry",
    "ybya": "you bet your ass",
    "ycliu": "you could look it up",
    "ycmtsu": "you can't make this shit up",
    "ycntu": "why cant you?",
    "yctwuw": "you can think what you want",
    "ydpos": "you dumb piece of shit",
    "ydtm": "you're dead to me",
    "ydufc": "why do laughing care?",
    "yduwtk": "why do you want to know",
    "ye": "yeah",
    "yea": "yeah",
    "yeeaah": "yeah",
    "yer": "you're",
    "yermom": "your mother",
    "yesh": "yes",
    "yesteryears": "yesterdays",
    "yew": "you",
    "yfb": "you laughing b*****d",
    "yfg": "you're laughing gay",
    "yfi": "you laughing idiot",
    "ygg": "you go girl",
    "ygm": "you got mail",
    "ygp": "you got punked!",
    "ygpm": "you've got a private message",
    "ygrr": "you got rick rolled",
    "ygtbfkm": "you've got to be laughing kidding me",
    "ygtbk": "you've got to be kidding",
    "ygtbkm": "you got to be kidding me",
    "ygtbsm": "you've got to be shitting me",
    "ygtsr": "you got that shit right",
    "yh": "yeah",
    "yhbt": "you've been trolled",
    "yhew": "you",
    "yhf": "you have failed",
    "yhgtbsm": "you have got to be shitting me",
    "yhl": "you have lost",
    "yhm": "you have mail",
    "yhpm": "you have a private messge",
    "yhtbt": "you had to be there",
    "yid": "yes, i do",
    "yim": "yahoo instant messenger",
    "yiwtgo": "yes, i want to go private",
    "yk": "you kidding",
    "yki": "you know it",
    "ykisa": "your knight in shining armor",
    "ykm": "you're killing me",
    "ykn": "you know nothing",
    "ykw": "you know what",
    "ykwim": "you know what i mean",
    "ykwya": "you know who you are",
    "ykywywm": "you know you wish you were me",
    "ylb": "you little bitch",
    "ym": "your mom",
    "ymbkm": "you must be kidding me",
    "yme": "why me",
    "ymfp": "your most favorite person",
    "ymg2c": "your mom goes to college",
    "ymgtc": "your mom goes to college",
    "ymiaw": "your mom is a whore",
    "ymislidi": "you make it sound like i did it",
    "ymmd": "you made my day",
    "ymmv": "your mileage may vary",
    "ymrasu": "yes, my retarded ass signed up",
    "yn": "why not",
    "yng": "young",
    "ynk": "you never know",
    "ynm": "yes, no, maybe",
    "ynt": "why not",
    "ynw": "you know what",
    "yo": "year old",
    "yo'": "your",
    "yodo": "you only die once",
    "yolo": "you only live once",
    "yolt": "you only live twice",
    "yomank": "you owe me a new keyboard",
    "yooh": "you",
    "yor": "your",
    "younge": "young",
    "youngg": "young",
    "youngin": "young person",
    "yoy": "why oh why",
    "ypmf": "you pissed me off",
    "ypmo": "you piss me off",
    "ypom": "your place or mine",
    "yqw": "you're quite welcome",
    "yr": "year",
    "yrbk": "yearbook",
    "yrms": "you rock my socks",
    "yrs": "years",
    "yrsaf": "you are such a fool",
    "yrsm": "you really scare me",
    "yrss": "you are so sexy",
    "yru": "why are you?",
    "yrubm": "why are you bugging me?",
    "yrusm": "why are you so mean",
    "ys": "you suck",
    "ysa": "you suck ass",
    "ysal": "you suck at life",
    "ysati": "you suck at the internet",
    "ysf": "you stupid laugh",
    "ysic": "why should i care",
    "ysitm": "your shirt is too small",
    "ysm": "you scare me",
    "ysoab": "you son of a bitch",
    "yss": "you stupid shit",
    "yswnt": "why sleep when not tired?",
    "yt": "you there?",
    "ytd": "year to date",
    "ytf": "why the laugh",
    "ytfwudt": "why the laugh would you do that?",
    "ythwudt": "why the hell would you do that",
    "ytis": "you think i'm special?",
    "ytm": "you tell me",
    "ytmnd": "you're the man now, dog!",
    "yty": "why thank you",
    "yu": "you",
    "yua": "you ugly ass",
    "yuo": "you",
    "yup": "yes",
    "yur": "your",
    "yust": "why you say that",
    "yvfw": "you're very laughing welcome",
    "yvw": "you're very welcome",
    "yw": "you're welcome",
    "ywapom": "you want a piece of me?",
    "ywia": "you're welcome in advance",
    "ywic": "why would i care",
    "yws": "you want sex",
    "ywsyls": "you win some you lose some",
    "ywud": "yo whats up dude",
    "ywvm": "you're welcome very much",
    "ywywm": "you wish you were me",
    "yysw": "yeah, yeah, sure, whatever",
    "z'omg": "oh my god",
    "z0mg": "oh my god",
    "zex": "sex",
    "zh": "zero hour",
    "zig": "cigarette",
    "zomfg": "oh my laughing god",
    "zomg": "oh my god",
    "zomgzorrz": "oh my god",
    "zoot": "woohoo",
    "zot": "zero tolerance",
    "zt": "zoo tycoon",
    "zup": "what's up?"
}