Defense Grid: The Awakening - All GLaDOS Lines

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I extracted all 140 GLaDOS lines out of Defense Grid: The Awakening's "You Monster" (Portal) DLC.(https://store.steampowered.com/app/18522/Defense_Grid_The_Awakening__You_Monster_DLC).

Here is a zip containing them all in 44.1khz 16 Bit PCM format! They should all be immediately functional within Source:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1y6vqnc7Q5DpVjjo44iaq9eyuMkoI7IIb/view?usp=sharing

This zip also contains a README with a transcription of each line, to prevent you from having to play each line to know what each says. I have also included each transcription at the bottom of this post.

Most of these lines only fit within Defense Grid's context, however some of these could work quite well in various custom maps!

If you use any of these lines in custom projects, you must include the following credit:

Hidden Path Entertainment - Creating Defense Grid: The Awakening.
Rip Rip Rip (https://www.youtube.com/@Rip-Rip-Rip) - Extracting the GLaDOS lines from Defense Grid: The Awakening's "You Monster" DLC.

Enjoy! <3

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Transcription of each line (please note that some of these transcriptions may contain minor errors - I slowly lost the will to live whilst writing these):

0000000a - We now calculate that if you protect the cores in the primary housing of this base, all children and orphans will think very highly of you, and perhaps even adore you.

0000000c - Remember how close we were when I was describing you as a majestic horse because you were such a great commander. I remember that, everyone remembers that.

0000000d - Remember when we were such great partners beating back virtual aliens? We could be partners again, against these real aliens!

0000000e - All you need to do is protect my cores, and we can be friends. Good friends! Friends of friends!

000000a0 - Well done, when the stakes were highest, you cheated, and ruined the test.

000000a1 - Ponies are far better creatures than you will ever be, children and orphans like ponies - they don't like you.

000000a2 - We see now that it wasn't completely your fault. You have been under the influence of a... 'Virus'... That we attempted to... Manage. We will deal with him later.

000000a3 - For now, let's evolve your training and perfect the test.

000000a4 - As we connect to systems across the planet, we have discovered a way to introduce actual aliens.

000000a5 - Oh, this is perfect.

000000a7 - We have located a portal that leads to the alien world. Apparently, the portal was sealed recently.

000000a9 - The locking codes have been heavily encrypted. It would be impossible to reopen... for you. I just did it, while I was talking to you, it wasn't difficult.

000000aa - Most importantly, there are now no ways for you to cheat. The centre for Human Anihilation Studies has the perfect test to measure your performance. Most importantly, there are now no ways for you to cheat.

000000ab - And even better, real people will die if you fail, so let's begin!

000000ad - Well, this test has exceeded all expectations. While you closing that portal, you let a second group of aliens slip past you.

000000ae - They are heading inland, towards where your friends would be, if you had any.

000000b2 - This base will be your sole defense against the incoming aliens. If you survive, we may give you a break until we reopen the portal.

000000b3 - Interesting, these facilities are quite advanced.

000000b5 - I'll be observing you.

000000b6 - This next test, is impossible.

000000b7 - Excellent!

000000b8 - Excellent.

000000b9 - Interesting.

000000ba - Interesting.

000000bb - Good work.

000000bc - Good luck.

000000bd - Good luck!

000000be - Begin testing, in three... two... one...

000000bf - Well done. You have completed this test.

000000c0 - Test completed.

000000c1 - You failed. Feel free to try again.

000000c2 - This simulation can remind you each and every time you lose a fusion power core.

000000c3 - This simulation does not intend to point out every time a fusion power core was lost, but in this case, one just was.

000000c4 - Loosing the fusion power cores to the alien hordes will result in certain failure.

000000c5 - Previous test subjects have found the best strategy is to keep the fusion power cores in the fusion power core housing, but we're sure you know best.

000000c6 - Please note the number the number of remaining fusion power cores. Please also note how small that number is.

000000c7 - Make a note of the number of remaining fusion power cores, then draw an arrow to the note and write 'That is a small number!' next to the arrow. Then put an exclamation point after that, actually maybe you should use three exclamation points.

000000c8 - Your fusion power cores have been taken. Success is improbable without them.

000000c9 - One of your fusion power cores has been removed from the fusion power core housing. We don't want to tell you your business, but you should probably get it back, quickly.

000000ca - If this were a real alien invasion, the fusion power core that was just stolen would have been responsible for heating the facility's orphanage.

000000cb - You have successfully retrieved a fusion power core, we will continue to monitor it's status.

000000cc - The simulation is pleased to see that you can recover that which you have previously lost.

000000cd - A fusion power core has been returned to it's housing.

000000ce - Congratulations. No previous test subject has retrieved a stolen fusion power core, because they did not lose them in the first place.

000000cf - You have returned a fusion power core to it's housing, for now.

000000d0 - You have momentarily returned a fusion power core to it's home. If we were you, we wouldn't tell it to get too comfortable.

000000d1 - Each enemy has unique strengths and weaknesses. This wave's weakness, for example, is a deplorable lack of enemy for the suffering of others.

000000d2 - This upcoming wave will really test your strategy, if we're going to call it that.

000000d3 - Based on your performance so far, we have calcuated your chance of success to near certitude. We won't spoil it for you, but here's a hint: You are going to die.

000000d4 - The upcoming wave generally overwhelms those who adopt your strategy, specifically your lack of one.

000000d5 - Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Centre for Human Anihilation Studies. This training program will evaluate your ability to defend the species from alien invasion.

000000d6 - We look forward to observing your progress. If you are unable to make any progress, we look forward to observing that as well.

000000d7 - Let's begin.

000000d8 - We are pleased to see that you have already picked up the basics of repelling an alien invasion.

000000d9 - If this had been an actual alien invasion, you would have predicted as many as 'Some' of your population. Congratulations.

000000da - When you see your evaluation score, you may become concerned. We recommend that you use this feeling as an incentive to improve.

000000db - The Human Anihilation Studies Group thanks you for your participation. Based on your success, and/or failure, you may or may not be contacted for further study on how to/how not to prevent an alien invasion.

000000dc - It may have not been your fault, as our instrumentation is not advanced enough to measure such extreme levels of lack of effort.

000000dd - Had this been an actual species extinction event, the Human Anihilation Studies Group hopes you would've tried a little harder.

000000de - If it provides motivation to continue, perhaps you could pretend that the victorious aliens are telling everyone they know that you are afraid to try again.

000000df - The simulation recommends being more confident in your original strategy.

000000e0 - Our statistics indicate you will soon feel seller's remorse, followed immediately by seller's obliteration.

000000e1 - Perhaps a better overall plan would not involve a significant loss of resources.

000000e2 - While you have the ability to sell towers for resources, it is not a recommended strategy.

000000e3 - What a controversial strategy... You just sold the tower that makes medicine for sick pets. However, defeating an alien horde isn't a popularity contest, which is good luck for you, you monster.

000000e4 - You just sold the tower that was about to successfully negotiate a truce with the aliens. You seem to have a lot of confidence in your slim chances of winning.

000000e5 - While you do have the ability to sell towers for resources, test subjects generally do so for a reason of some kind, not simply because the option is available and they enjoy clicking on things.

000000e6 - We are pleased to announce that you have survived far longer than anticipated. Well, more shocked than pleased.

000000e7 - Congratulations on surviving a particularly difficult wave.

000000e8 - Welcome to the next phase of the simulation, we are pleased that testing may continue.

000000e9 - Congratulations. Having said that, our data shows no correlation between progress to this point and final success.

000000ea - Please note that while you have achieved some success, you are not yet certified to add any value to the defense of the species.

000000eb - No one has thought to put that tower there, ever.

000000ec - Unconventional tower placement, interesting.

000000ed - Perhaps later we will explore why you thought that would be a good move.

000000ee - Surpring strategy. It's success will be determined momentarily.

000000ef - If your hoping to gain favour with the alien hordes by putting that tower there, please remember that they will never not hate you.

000000f0 - Be advised that what you are attempting is...

000000f1 - Oh, not there. Too late, nevermind.

000000f2 - Perhaps you should be protecting your weaker positions instead.

000000f3 - Please settle an argument for the Aperture Science Centre for Human Anihilation Studies. Half of us think you are a savant genius, and the other half are convinced you have no strategy at all.

000000f4 - Your tower choice here is very... creative.

000000f5 - That is a very unorthodox tower choice. We salute your courage in throwing caution to the wind.

000000f6 - That is a very unorthodox tower choice. Most test subjects try to prevent alien invasion, your double-agent strategy is intriguing.

000000f7 - Proper tower selection is important. You might want to consider demonstrating that.

000000f8 - The training program wishes to remind you that improper tower choice may lead to the eradication of the species.

000000f9 - Take your time when selecting the proper tower.

000000fa - Incorrect selections may cause anxiety, followed by failure, followed by an eturnal expanse of darkness.

000000fb - Upgrading that tower at this time is an unconventional choice. 73% of past test subjects would choose something else. 99% of those who did were successful.

000000fc - No test subject has ever chosen this moment in the battle to upgrade a tower. In fact, most training programs use that scenario as a cautionary tale.

000000fd - That tower was structurally fine. Apparently, you felt it needed some cosmetic improvement. Congratulations on successfully installing new carpetting in this tower's interior.

000000fe - That tower was structurally fine. Now it has a sunroom and a den though, so that's nice.

000000ff - It is surprising that you are upgrading now. Please note that needlessly depleting the planet of resources won't discourage the alien hordes. When they beat you, they're just going to blow the planet up.

00000004 - You seem to be a bit lax in setting up your defenses. You do realise that these aliens could wipe out an entire city if you don't eliminate them.

00000005 - One could come to a misunderstanding that you are taking this invasion too lightly. It is very important that you defend this base the same way that you defended the others.

00000007 - What are you doing!? It is critical that you protect all of the cores in this base.

0000007a - Did you know, they are the most commonly built tower by those who fail?

0000007b - Interesting. Perhaps this was to be expected.

0000007c - 'Subject finds new crutch to replace the one taken away. Must further adjust test parameters.'

0000007d - Here are some highly flammable inferno towers that you can use. Those temporal towers were just delaying the inevitable.

0000007e - Congratulations on demonstrating your addiction to specific tower types.

0000007f - The first step in overcoming your addication is to admit that you have a problem. Please take that step now.

0000008a - This should work out very well.

0000008b - The word 'Pony' comes from the old French word for young and immature. Did you know that?

0000008c - It looks as though I have been too effective in building towers in the base.

0000008d - I don't want to be the kind of partner that makes it all about me, so I'm going to sell a few towers to be a much better partner.

0000008e - It says here that ponies have short legs, wide bodies, heavy bones, thick necks and broad foreheads. How apt.

00000009 - Earlier we mentioned that children and orphans weren't sure exactly how they felt about you.

0000009a - We will simulate this effect as well.

0000009f - Where did that come from? What is happening? This is not good.

00000010 - Helium?? That is dangerously unlethal.

00000012 - If you continue this, you'll never be a commander. A real commander defends the fusion power cores.

00000013 - Here, I'll delete my decryption routines. No more opened portals. Done. Gone. I don't even remember that I did it.

00000014 - If you send some of those fusion power cores back here, I'll reroute a truck filled with blankets back to the orphanage. See what friends we are?

00000016 - Look what you've done!!!

00000017 - [Mechanical SFX] Shutting down in three... you... monster. [Mechanical SFX Stop].

00000074 - Hello again, and welcome. Did you know a clean, secure environment free from distractions increases training effectiveness by 20%.

00000075 - Given your past performance, you can use any help you can get.

00000076 - And more good news.

00000077 - The Centre for Human Anihilation Studies' Testing Protocols have been improved since our last session. Reactions to highly-changing test environments may be observed.

00000078 - Wait, that's not right... Oh nevermind. If a tower is missing this is because it's supposed to be missing. There is no malfunction, all systems are normal.

00000079 - Yes, gun towers are wonderful. Good range, flexible targetting, the pitter-patter of their tiny shells as they cascade to the ground.

00000080 - As part of the Centre for Human Anihilation Studies Continuous Measurable Improvement Initiative, tower upgrading decisions will be judicated by a new Tower Diversity Compliance Board.

00000081 - The Tower Diversity Compliance Board has your continuous measureable improvement in mind. Consequently, this will remove any temptation to build a tower you have previously constructed.

00000082 - This is going to be fun!

00000084 - Oh look, while you were... distracted, the aliens have found a new way into the base over there. How unexpected.

00000085 - Tower addictions take time to cure, and while you can lead a horse to many different types of towers, you cannot make it a commander.

00000086 - Not that we think of you as a horse, horses are majestic creatures. You are more like a pony, a selfish pony, that doesn't follow instruction.

00000087 - Hmm, well, maybe it will help if we just show you what to do.

00000088 - Have you met the command tower, we would introduce you formally but it is a rather shy tower.

00000089 - You may place command towers and... yes, I'll place all other towers. It will be like a partnership! One where you are extremely fortunate to have me as your partner.

00000092 - The Compliance Board just informed us that this would be much more interesting if the temporal towers made the aliens faster, instead of slower.

00000093 - We're not sure we agree, but they are the Compliance Board, so let's go ahead and see what happens.

00000094 - While still very shy, the command tower did not hesitate to tell us about every one of your faults. Perhaps you should've thought of that before you became such good friends.

00000095 - Who designed this test? A rock could solve it, by lying there. Even you might be able to stumble through it.

00000096 - Initiating dynamic test difficulty adjustment protocols.

00000097 - In the event of a real alien invasion, the aliens may use their quantum inertial dampeners to prevent your fusion power cores from returning to their housing as quickly as normal.

00000098 - We will simulate this effect in three... two... one...

00000099 - It is also impossible, however unlikely, that the alien invasion force could apply additional quantum inertial dampening to the friction imparted upon themselves, thereby increasing their overall rate of speed.

00000100 - Upgrading your tower at this time is a bold move. Perhaps you are trying to convince the alien hordes of humanity's worth by demonstrating your free will to choose poorly. Let's watch and see how that works out.