Senior director of runtime appeasement and null pointer diplomacy at the Institute for Asynchronous Overthinking. Former lead of premature optimization prevention and merge conflict grief couseling. Chief "it works on my machine" officer.
- Drinking water (unresolved, Q3 target)
- The last 10% of every project
- Saying no to feature creep
- Reading the error message first
- Touch grass (theoretical, pending scheduling)
Somewhere between impostor syndrome and accidentally shipping something good.


