Is the following right up your alley?
How do you do, thou fawning fool-born boar-pig?
Then you're in for a treat, because with the Shakepeare Insult Generator, you'll never be short for words in an argument.
You'll need to have some recent version of Node.js installed on your system.
All of the insults are split between a verb, adjective and noun and these can be found in the insults.json file. Feel free to change if you like. The app has been built to iterate over all of the available keys. So if you'd like to add another verb on the json file, running the app.js will add it to the insult without a need for a code change.
Navigate your command line interface of preference to the folder of this project, then run the following command:
node app.js
Prepare to be insulted with the most victorian type of slander, thou puny beef-witted giglet!