Pill animation overhaul + font + video fixes

- Spring physics split with damped oscillation overshoot
- Micro-particle sparks scatter from seam
- Top/bottom halves rotate slightly outward
- White flash → colored glow screen effect
- Pills stay open (no reset)
- Shatter video: 1.6x speed, preload but no autoplay (waits for click)
- Font: Cormorant Garamond (elegant serif) + Noto Serif SC
- Rabbit hole portal with click-to-empire

Author: BH3GEI