Skip to content
View starkdcc's full-sized avatar
1 follower · 0 following

Achievements

Achievement: Pair ExtraordinaireAchievement: Starstruck

Achievements

Achievement: Pair ExtraordinaireAchievement: Starstruck

Block or report starkdcc

Block user

Prevent this user from interacting with your repositories and sending you notifications. Learn more about blocking users.

You must be logged in to block users.

Maximum 250 characters. Please don’t include any personal information such as legal names or email addresses. Markdown is supported. This note will only be visible to you.
Report abuse

Contact GitHub support about this user’s behavior. Learn more about reporting abuse.

Report abuse
starkdcc/README.md

  About

name:        starkdcc
role:        Backend Developer
focus:       Crypto automation, Discord bots, wallet infra
languages:   Python · TypeScript · Bash · Solidity
stack:       FastAPI · MongoDB · Web3 · Docker
currently:   Building multi-chain escrow systems
learning:    Rust, Solana programs, MEV
fueled_by:   Coffee & curiosity

  Projects

🧠 claude-code-source

Claude Code CLI — source snapshot for research.

🤖 discord-py-snippets

Production-ready discord.py patterns. Copy-paste solutions.

💰 crypto-ticker

Live crypto prices in your terminal. Rich UI. No API key.

🌦️ weather-cli

Terminal weather in one command. No API key needed.

⚡ awesome-crypto-bots

Curated list of open-source crypto bots and automation tools.

🔧 dotfiles

My bash, git, and editor configs. Symlinked with one script.

  Tech Arsenal

Python
Python 		TypeScript
TypeScript 		JavaScript
JavaScript 		MongoDB
MongoDB 		PostgreSQL
Postgres 		Docker
Docker 		GitHub
GitHub


  Vibe Coder Detector™

Score yourself honestly. 7+ checks = you're ngmi.

🚩 Red flags

  • You copy-paste from ChatGPT without reading
  • Your variables are named temp, temp2, final_temp
  • You write except: pass and call it error handling
  • You push to main because "branches are for cowards"
  • Your commits say "update", "fix", "asdf"
  • You say "it works on my machine" unironically
  • Your last README says # Project
  • You think time.sleep(5) is a valid retry strategy
  • You wrap everything in try/except Exception
  • Your code has 47 TODOs from 2022
  • You asked AI "is this code good?" instead of reading it
  • You pushed .env to GitHub (at least once)

✅ Certified non-vibe

  • You read the stack trace before panicking
  • Your commits are imperative: add X, fix Y
  • You use .gitignore from muscle memory
  • You write the test before the fix
  • You know what __init__.py actually does
  • You've debugged with print() and aren't ashamed
  • You delete code more than you add
  • You read docs over Stack Overflow
  • Your function names describe what they do
  • You handle errors specifically, not generically
  • You pin versions in requirements.txt
  • Your virtualenv is not named venv1, venv2, venv_final

 Score 0-3    You actually write code. Rare. Respect.

 Score 4-6    Mid. Touch grass, read a book, then come back.

 Score 7-10    Certified vibe coder. Your codebase is held together by prayers.

 Score 11+    npm package collector. Your node_modules/ is a black hole.



  Commit Message Translator

What the commit says What it actually means
"update" I have no idea what I changed
"fix" I broke something else to fix the first thing
"minor changes" 847 lines rewritten
"WIP" This has been WIP since 2022
"asdf" Commit hygiene is for other people
"please work" It won't
"works now" Locally. Only locally.
"refactor" I'm just moving the bugs around
"final" There will be 14 more "final" commits
"final final" Lies
"final v2 actually final" Stop
"revert final v2 actually final" I warned you

  Bug Severity — Honest Scale

Severity Official definition Reality
 P0 — CRITICAL  Production is down, customers affected You're fired
 P1 — HIGH  Major feature broken, no workaround Skipping lunch today
 P2 — MEDIUM  Feature degraded, workaround exists "Add a try/except, push to prod"
 P3 — LOW  Minor issue, rare conditions Closed as "works as intended" in 3 months
 P4 — TRIVIAL  Cosmetic, edge case Will be open for 9 years
 P5 — WONTFIX  Not worth the effort "It's a feature, actually"

  The 7 Stages of Debugging

  1. DENIAL         →  "That's impossible. This code hasn't changed."
  2. ANGER          →  "WHO WROTE THIS?!" (git blame → it was you)
  3. BARGAINING     →  "OK one more print statement and I'm done"
  4. DEPRESSION     →  Googling: "can I become a farmer at 28"
  5. TESTING        →  Adding logs to the logs that log the logs
  6. ACCEPTANCE     →  "It's cosmic rays. Nothing we can do."
  7. ENLIGHTENMENT  →  Missing semicolon. Spent 6 hours.

  Tech Stack Tier List (Unhinged)

S Python · Rust · PostgreSQL — you actually ship
A Go · TypeScript · Docker — you read docs
B Java · C# · MySQL — corporate but functional
C Node.js · MongoDB · jQuery — boot camp survivor
D PHP · Ruby on Rails · Jenkins — 2014 wants its stack back
F Electron · CoffeeScript · Wordpress — you deserve this
💀 Perl · ColdFusion · Visual Basic 6 — how did you even find this page

Disclaimer: this tier list is a joke. Mostly.


  Excuses Dictionary

What we say Translation
"Works on my machine" I have no idea why it broke
"It's a flaky test" The bug is real, I just don't want to fix it
"Race condition" I don't understand threading
"Cosmic rays" It actually might be me but I'm not admitting it
"Must be the cache" I have no hypothesis
"It's a Heisenbug" Fancy word for "I can't reproduce"
"Should be an easy fix" 3 weeks minimum
"I'll do it after this sprint" Never
"Let me just check one thing" 4 hours later...
"The docs say..." There are no docs, I'm hallucinating

  Words of Wisdom™


  Junior vs Senior

SituationJuniorSenior
Writes a function 1,247 lines, 14 classes 7 lines, no classes
Sees old code "Who wrote this garbage" "I wrote this garbage"
Encounters a bug Rewrites entire module Deletes 3 lines, works
Asks for help After 2 minutes After 3 days of suffering
Suggested fix "We need microservices" "Add an index"
Code review LGTM 👍 47 comments on 3 lines
Finds a bug in prod Panics, pages everyone Goes to lunch first
Learning new framework Rewrites everything "No."

  PR Review Bingo

"Can we extract this into a helper?""Why not use a Map here?""Tests?"
"Typo in comment""What does this regex do?""Why is this a class?"
"nit: missing period"⭐ FREE ⭐"Consider a switch statement"
"Did we discuss this?""This could be one line""LGTM 🚀"
"I have a strong opinion about this""Can we benchmark?""Where's the documentation"

Mark 5 in a row and you win a PR that never gets merged.


  Quick Intro


  Stats


  Activity


  Trophies


  Snake Eating Contributions

snake

  Dev Quote of the Refresh





Open to collaborations · Cards use stable APIs · Hard refresh if anything looks broken

Pinned Loading

  1. awesome-crypto-bots awesome-crypto-bots Public

    A curated list of open-source crypto bots, trading automation, and on-chain tools.

  2. crypto-ticker crypto-ticker Public

    Live crypto prices in your terminal.

    Python

  3. discord-py-snippets discord-py-snippets Public

    Production-ready discord.py patterns. Copy-paste solutions.

  4. dotfiles dotfiles Public

    My bash, git, and editor configs.

    Shell

  5. weather-cli weather-cli Public

    Terminal weather in one command. No API key.

    Python

  6. claude-code-source claude-code-source Public

    Claude Code CLI — original source code snapshot for research. Property of Anthropic.

    TypeScript 30 49