Merge release_notes/26.8 into release/26.8 (#22922)

* Update editorialized release notes

* Update WordPress `PlayStoreStrings.po` for version 26.8

* Update Jetpack `PlayStoreStrings.po` for version 26.8

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Co-authored-by: Tony Li <tony.li@automattic.com>

Author: wpmobilebot

WordPress/jetpack_metadata/PlayStoreStrings.po

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 msgid ""
 msgstr ""
-"PO-Revision-Date: 2026-05-29 09:18+0000\n"
+"PO-Revision-Date: 2026-05-30 08:21+0000\n"
 "MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
 "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n"
 "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n"
@@ -93,6 +93,8 @@ msgstr ""
 msgctxt "release_note_268"
 msgid ""
 "26.8:\n"
-"Bug fixes and improvements.\n"
+"It’s almost summer, and that means bugs. Don’t worry, we’ve been hard at work "
+"squashing them. This update involved assorted fixes that should make you enjoy"
+" using the app even more than you did before.\n"
 msgstr ""
 

WordPress/jetpack_metadata/release_notes.txt

@@ -1 +1 @@
-Bug fixes and improvements.
+It’s almost summer, and that means bugs. Don’t worry, we’ve been hard at work squashing them. This update involved assorted fixes that should make you enjoy using the app even more than you did before.

WordPress/metadata/PlayStoreStrings.po

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 msgid ""
 msgstr ""
-"PO-Revision-Date: 2026-05-29 09:18+0000\n"
+"PO-Revision-Date: 2026-05-30 08:21+0000\n"
 "MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
 "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n"
 "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n"
@@ -146,6 +146,8 @@ msgstr ""
 msgctxt "release_note_268"
 msgid ""
 "26.8:\n"
-"Bug fixes and improvements.\n"
+"It’s almost summer, and that means bugs. Don’t worry, we’ve been hard at work "
+"squashing them. This update involved assorted fixes that should make you enjoy"
+" using the app even more than you did before.\n"
 msgstr ""
 

WordPress/metadata/release_notes.txt

@@ -1 +1 @@
-Bug fixes and improvements.
+It’s almost summer, and that means bugs. Don’t worry, we’ve been hard at work squashing them. This update involved assorted fixes that should make you enjoy using the app even more than you did before.