Add editorialized release notes for Jetpack 24.2

Author: mokagio

WordPress/Jetpack/Resources/release_notes.txt

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-* [**] Prevent images from temporarily disappearing when uploading media [https://github.com/WordPress/gutenberg/pull/57869]
-* [*] Site Monitoring: Add Metrics, PHP Logs, and Web Server Logs under Site Monitoring [#22475, #22499, #22504, #22500]
-* [***] Reader: introduced new UI/UX for content navigation and filtering [#22536]
+Dear reader, we’ve added a new look and feel for content navigation and filtering. Now when you’re looking for posts to read, you can find the best and ignore the rest.
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+We fixed an issue that made images and other media blink away while being uploaded. Presto, no more disappearing act.
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+Finally, we added new Site Monitoring menu items—including metrics, PHP logs, and web server logs—so you can keep a closer eye on your website. (Don’t worry, it’s not going anywhere.)